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Etosser
02-16-2012, 11:38 AM
Courtesy of the wife....

If anyone is looking for a bass player, look no further.......Bass player available for PAYING GIGS ONLY. I play G, C, D. If your songs are not in G, please transpose them into G. If your song has an Em or Bm or anything off the wall I will probably sit out that chord. Or I could learn those notes for $30 each. If you want me to do fancy stuff like go back and forth between G and D while you hold ...a G chord, forget it because I'm a "pocket" player. Minimum $100 per gig within a 5 mile radius of 39202. $5 per mile travel charge for other areas out of town. Please make sure your gigs are on a JATRAN bus route, or you can pick me up at my place. Must be home by 11pm due to previous legal hassles. No gigs within 500 yards of schools, parks, or playgrounds.

Kepi
02-16-2012, 11:45 AM
Ha ha! Sounds reasonable.

spamsponge
02-16-2012, 01:27 PM
Courtesy of the wife....

If anyone is looking for a bass player, look no further.......Bass player available for PAYING GIGS ONLY. I play G, C, D. If your songs are not in G, please transpose them into G. If your song has an Em or Bm or anything off the wall I will probably sit out that chord. Or I could learn those notes for $30 each. If you want me to do fancy stuff like go back and forth between G and D while you hold ...a G chord, forget it because I'm a "pocket" player. Minimum $100 per gig within a 5 mile radius of 39202. $5 per mile travel charge for other areas out of town. Please make sure your gigs are on a JATRAN bus route, or you can pick me up at my place. Must be home by 11pm due to previous legal hassles. No gigs within 500 yards of schools, parks, or playgrounds.

Are you also a pretty princess? Did your wife find your account logged in?

Etosser
02-16-2012, 02:00 PM
Are you also a pretty princess? Did your wife find your account logged in?
:huh

Sigmund Floyd
02-16-2012, 02:02 PM
someone already posted this from the craigslist ad it came from, funny stuff...

spamsponge
02-16-2012, 11:53 PM
:huh

Read the Semi Hollowbody I'm a pretty princess thread... Or, for the TL;DR crowd...
His wife found his account logged in and posted "I'm a pretty princess"