"Thanks for taking out the garbage a**hole..."

[semi-hollowbody]

discuss:

[stvnscott]

You're a pretty princess?


:dunno

[guitarz1972]

I understand where you're coming from.

[GAD]

You're a pretty princess?


:dunno

LOL - Some labels never die. :)

[semi-hollowbody]

LOL - Some labels never die. :)
I am honored that my quote is so heavily signatured...even if my wife is the one who made it LOL

I was going to post my response to the a**hole comment but wasnt sure if the filters would block "twat"

[Mark 63]

Missing the garbageman is a pretty big blunder once the weather warms up. But it happens.

[semi-hollowbody]

Missing the garbageman is a pretty big blunder once the weather warms up. But it happens.
I didnt miss the garbage man...he came tuesday...
I forgot to take ONE bag out to the garbage can...

['58Bassman]

Missing the garbageman is a pretty big blunder once the weather warms up. But it happens.

It depends on where someone lives and, apparently, what the driver(s) have planned for the rest of the day. I have seen them come anywhere from 6:30AM- noon, here.

[bigdaddy]

Sounds like someone is maybe not so pretty anymore...

[Nurk2]

You're welcome, bitch.

[tone4days]

correct response is complete silence on the matter ... as if it never happened ... any response rewards / encourages it

if she has somethign to say to express dissatisfaction with something, she has to learn to bring it up with respect - then it should be quickly, honestly, openly, lovingly met with respectful conversation to resolve

[soundchaser59]

I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet.

[soundchaser59]

"If I'm demoted to a**hole now, then that's a good sign that it's time for us to find lawyers. I don't want you to live with an a**hole, and I sure as heck don't comprehend why you would want to keep one."

If she agrees, then it's time to get out. If it stuns her, then it's the first step to making her realize she is not making her contribution to the relationship.

[Shamus]

Time for a new roomy,,,,,,

[soundchaser59]

correct response is complete silence on the matter ... as if it never happened ... any response rewards / encourages it

if she has somethign to say to express dissatisfaction with something, she has to learn to bring it up with respect - then it should be quickly, honestly, openly, lovingly met with respectful conversation to resolve

Typically, I would agree.......

[clothwiring]

Princesses don't take out trash? They'd have their husband do it? :)

[dino]

Ball slappin nag

[cram]

Errol Morris is a genius -

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[mwc2112]

At least you got thanked. :dunno

[tjmicsak]

"Hey, thanks for reminding me to....but seeing as how that simplicity is beyond you I will carefully guard the trash from now on".

Proceed to move the trash in view of where you spend the most time, buy a twelve pack and be sure to spend the majority of your time to carefully watch that most important task, vigilantly at your post now given to you as your top priority. All those other things you have been attending to are obviously no longer your intended concern. If needed be sure to keep a pair of binoculars close at your side as well just in case there is cause for any intruder alarm and so you can closely monitor each use so the remaining capacity can be carefully calculated on an on-going basis. This is of course a science, so place the bathroom scale under the can as well. Always do exactly as you are told!

[Paul R Remark]

I don't know.......sounds pretty much in english to me........maybe a hint of a double message........... PRR

[semi-hollowbody]

Here was one potential reply
"I call Dr. ***** and set up an appointment for you...something is seriously wrong if you cant take a f****** garbage bag out to the can yourself"

or:
"that garbage can wont be the only thing Im kickin to the curb if you cant shut that pie hole"

or:
"let me go through your shoe closet and purse drawer before I take the garbage out, beeyotch"

this whole exchange between her and I was tongue and cheek...she was serious about leaving the garbage but new I would laugh at being called an a**hole...we werent really fighting...not yet anyways ;)

[mwc2112]

we werent really fighting...not yet anyways ;)

Well, get to it then! You can't have make-up sex without having something to 'make up' for.

:band

[soundchaser59]

Well, get to it then! You can't have make-up sex without having something to 'make up' for.

As long as she takes off her make-up first. :munch Lipstick doesn't wash off easily down there.

[mwc2112]

As long as she takes off her make-up first. :munch Lipstick doesn't wash off easily down there.

Eh, some things are worth a little extra scrubbing in the shower later on. :dude

[RichieD]

You're welcome, bitch.

LOL! This is the correct answer!

[Stu Cats]

The proper response is, "I never took you out".

[Birdy]

I used to be a residential g-man.
Hoo boy.......I have seen some MAJOR domestic driveway
brawls on garbage day with couples getting trash out to
the curb. Bags ripping open, husband being screamed at
because there MIGHT still be a bag or 2 around back.

But.....sometimes.....hotties running out to the curb, disheveled,
bathrobes flying open.
But.....sometimes.....NOT so hot. Yeah....still have some traumatizing
image flashbacks of wildebeest sized housewives plodding out to
the curb, cankles rubbing, on a windy day, in a nightie....:barf

[soundchaser59]

some things can't be unseen......

[Peteyvee]

Nest time just smile and say "You're welcome honey. Pretty princesses don't take out the trash..."

[Blindspot]

Correct answer:

"Sorry, my pretty princess...."

[Mike Anderson]

Turn it into a game where you see how high you can pile up the garbage. The person who puts the last piece on, causing the pile to fall over, has to take it out. Kind of like Garbage Jenga.

[tnt365]

The proper response is, "I never took you out".

Yep, classic :aok

[VCuomo]

"You're welcome beeyotch. Now bring me a beer and fix my f*cking dinner."

[BarkingTree]

The Diamond / Water paradox and the true value of garbage service.

[twinrider1]

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