The Ultimate Attenuator Joke Thread

[Ricker]

The best thing about these attenuators is ...........................................
You can tell your wife that you have a HO and she won't be upset.;)

It's a great gift for the wife to give Hubby for Christmas.
'Here's your present Dear...HO Ho Ho'........he he:D

R

[Wagster]

Omgz!

[Ricker]

Haha! Oh man.

I'd like to continue this thread, but I think you may have used up the one and only joke. :D


Nah I doubt it...... I got plenty more..... so much more in fact that many call me........... SupHoman...........

[Ricker]

LOL! :bow

If HO can attenuate, so can you. :D

HO no I can't!!

[traynor_garnet]

What's the plexi switch do?
Is the Ho the same thing as the UA?
Is the HO more expensive?
Will it damage my amp?
Is Vancouver awash in blow transformers?
Can I get an fx loop on it?


Yep, the Ho threads have really turned into a joke! :D

TG

[Ricker]

Better than Don Ho, and that ain't no joke!!

http://www.donho.com/video/broadband.html:roll

HOly Crap that was good.
Reminded me of Hawaii 5 Ho.......

[Ricker]

Yep, the Ho threads have really turned into a joke! :D

TG

You mean jHOke don't you?

[donbarzini]

Ho no, not again!

[Ricker]

Knock Knock
who's there?
HO...
Ho who?
Ho ya doin?......

[Ricker]

Why did the UA cross the road........??
To get to the HO on the otherside

[Ricker]

What did the big Ho say to the little Ho.....
'Ho Ho lil Ho'............

What did the Little Ho say back to the Big Ho....
'hey Big Ho you're a Big Ho'

[rhythmrocker]

HO-lee Mackarel! HO-nestly!
If Ho was pig latin, the English translation would be hhhhhhhhhh . . . . aaaaaaaa (aaaaaaaaa added for effect).

[Wagster]

You know you're a HO when.........

You and Prince have already made 3 records
Motel 6 signals you in with runway lights
When people say, "Ho, Ho, Ho" and it's July
You've slept with Geraldo Rivera
Madonna comes to you for pointers

[pir8matt]

HOley moley, I can't believe this thread made it to 2 pages!

but it sHO nuff did!

[mxr2000]

What's the plexi switch do?
Is the Ho the same thing as the UA?
Is the HO more expensive?
Will it damage my amp?
Is Vancouver awash in blow transformers?
Can I get an fx loop on it?


Yep, the Ho threads have really turned into a joke! :D

TG na Ho's aren't that expensive!!!:rotflmao

[Randy]

So are these wired fairly neatly or is it what you'd call a Sloppy HO? :banana

[jzucker]

I find this thread very offensive, frankly.

[fizbin]

But wait, there's more...

The ultimate! A ten! You ate her?

[Ricker]

I find this thread very offensive, frankly.

You mean very HOffensive Brother....;-)

[Ricker]

but wait, there's more...

the ultimate! A ten! You ate her?


ou812..?

[Bonenut]

I don't get it.