View Full Version : Sooo some girls are nut jobs!
RiseofRock
10-30-2008, 10:26 AM
So this random girl I knew many years ago randomly got my number and called me up a few weeks ago. She came over and within a couple minutes she threw herself at me and started uhh "having fun" with me. I never gave any signals of wanting to do anything like that. I was sitting there talking with her and it just came out of no where from her. Before she leaves she tells me not to tell anyone about what we just did. After that I don't hear from her until now. She calls me up and tells me "Ya.. I told my ex-boyfriend about what we did and now he wants to come over to where you live and beat you up".:NUTS
I flipped out at her and told her why she felt the need to tell him that after she told me not to tell anyone. She responds by saying "well I can't lie to him".. I tell her that the two of you don't even go out so what do you mean you can't lie to him? She tells me she felt like she had to tell him if he ever called her up and asked which he did.:crazy I told her "so you feel the need to inform your possessive controlling ex boyfriend who thinks he owns you of what you do? She says "ya... I just thought I should warn you" and hangs up..
What a freakin nut job! :messedup
Lawn Jockey
10-30-2008, 10:29 AM
LOL
:roll
fazendeiro
10-30-2008, 10:30 AM
Go over to her house and do her again. Twice makes it a little more worth getting beat up.
scottlr
10-30-2008, 10:31 AM
So, was it at least a good nut job?
bowie3141
10-30-2008, 10:32 AM
i would never date a girl from nova scotia:munch
RichieRich
10-30-2008, 10:32 AM
I hope you wrecked her when you had her.
mprvise
10-30-2008, 10:33 AM
So you were used to make her ex jealous.
In the words of Roy D Mercer "How big a boy are you?"
whitehall
10-30-2008, 10:34 AM
Welcome to the wonderful world of GOMS-- girls on meds.
Always unpredictable, often fun. The bi-polar ones with low self-esteem
are some of the best. But only for a little while as you will see.
So did she meet this guy at rehab or the shrink's office?
lcjc800
10-30-2008, 10:37 AM
high school
French Fry
10-30-2008, 10:39 AM
some girls seem to get off on causing trouble.
Some guys seem to get off on the same thing, for that matter. Doesn't seem to be a guy vs. girl thing in the trouble causing department.
I don't know if scientists have isolated the particular gene yet. probably not.
pir8matt
10-30-2008, 10:44 AM
You got used to push the ex's buttons, sounds like. Hope it was worth it!
Bones
10-30-2008, 10:49 AM
tell her to send the dude over and kick his ass in front of her. Problem solved.
Kingbeegtrs
10-30-2008, 10:50 AM
Welcome to the wonderful world of GOMS-- girls on meds.
Always unpredictable, often fun. The bi-polar ones with low self-esteem
are some of the best. But only for a little while as you will see.
a buddy of mine dated this girl who was on about 4 different meds. He told me that he woke up one night and she was just staring at him. He said it scared him shitless...but he stayed because the sex was good.:mob
pickaguitar
10-30-2008, 10:51 AM
If he's the 'ex'...then why
oh nevermind
BIGGERSTAFF
10-30-2008, 10:51 AM
I've been dealing with a girl recently that has some serious issues(i.e. anxiety, low self esteem, probable anorexia, general difficulty dealing with reality, probable bi-polar, attention deficit, OCD, etc...) I've known her casually for some time(I was friends with her father, who was a very good local musician), but have only recently spoken with her at any length. The fact that I showed her attention and concern(i.e. being a good listener, due to my respect for her father), has resulted in her expressing a desire for amorous behaviors. Needless to say, I'll be keeping her in the friend zone, as I have no desire to be an enabler for co-dependant behavior.
clothwiring
10-30-2008, 10:53 AM
some girls seem to get off on causing trouble
All has been said that needs to be said.
XKnight
10-30-2008, 10:54 AM
Sooo some girls are nut jobs!!
This is truly a revelation.
stratman34
10-30-2008, 10:54 AM
"enabler for co-dependant behavior"
There's a forum signature waiting to happen....
BIGGERSTAFF
10-30-2008, 10:55 AM
"enabler for co-dependant behavior"
There's a forum signature waiting to happen....
She's already got a nut job girl friend that can handle that. I'll pass.
Midnight Lady
10-30-2008, 10:58 AM
Yep she used you to make the "boyfriend" jealous. Nut job? Yep. But at least you got something out of it. Just watch your back.
shredtrash
10-30-2008, 11:00 AM
I've had more than my share of those over the years being in bands. Those girls are always fun...until they freak out! I'm glad those days are over.
bowie3141
10-30-2008, 11:02 AM
a buddy of mine dated this girl who was on about 4 different meds. He told me that he woke up one night and she was just staring at him. He said it scared him shitless...but he stayed because the sex was good.:mobwow it sounds like your buddy and me dated the same girl mine used to do the same thing to me i'd be home in bed sleeping and she would quietly come over and when i awoke she would be standing over top of me staring at me and then get in her car and leave:huh after i had enough of that BS and told her i was breaking up with her and she tried suicide in my kitchen...beer gin and a few bottles of her meds:munchand as i watched i asked her if she would kindly go to her house and do that,wouldn't be as much paperwork over there:MMM
Kingbeegtrs
10-30-2008, 11:02 AM
I've been dealing with a girl recently that has some serious issues(i.e. anxiety, low self esteem, probable anorexia, general difficulty dealing with reality, probable bi-polar, attention deficit, OCD, etc...) .
sounds like a keeper. take her home to meet your mom!:drool
I'm so glad I'm married.
Yep she used you to make the "boyfriend" jealous. Nut job? Yep. But at least you got something out of it. Just watch your back.
Let's just hope its not a gift that keeps giving like an unwanted pregnancy or herpes.
BluesForDan
10-30-2008, 11:04 AM
ooo, perfect opportunity to use a phrase I just saw last week.
"she's got more issues than National Geographic"
Kingbeegtrs
10-30-2008, 11:06 AM
ooo, perfect opportunity to use a phrase I just saw last week.
"she's got more issues than National Geographic"
crazy as a bumblebee?
crazier than a shit-house rat?
f'd up like M.C. Hammer's checkbook?
mark norwine
10-30-2008, 11:08 AM
I'm happily married, have been for some time & am very glad about it.
But back when I was single? Man...I just loved crazy chicks!
BluesForDan
10-30-2008, 11:08 AM
f'd up like M.C. Hammer's checkbook?
don't think anybody is that messed up, man :eek:
A woman did that to me once, years ago.
Said S.O. never came by...but I was a bit more vigilant for awhile.
I finally learned, found the right girl, and got marew8]xc;;lsdgKMVBxc
Oh shit, he's here!
:D
S.,
j
Kingbeegtrs
10-30-2008, 11:16 AM
I had to go to a seminar in Mobile, Alabama about a year ago. I went to an oyster bar by myself and this chick came up to me and started talking. She was really racist (although she said she was a school teacher) and ignorant. She wouldn't leave me alone....she was pretty so I got over her stupidity...Then she asked me if I would go to a party with her. She explained that her ex-boyfriend would be there and she wanted to make him jealous. I said "you're one crazy bitch. do you think I'm that stupid to go and get my ass kicked by your redneck ex-boyfriend so you can get your jollies?"
rattles
10-30-2008, 11:18 AM
Okay.....don't you think some guys can be nut jobs as well?
Seakayak
10-30-2008, 11:22 AM
Okay.....don't you think some guys can be nut jobs as well?
Ummm........yeah. I guess...:(
Kingbeegtrs
10-30-2008, 11:22 AM
yeah..the crazy redneck that was at the party waiting to kick "some guy's ass".
Gas-man
10-30-2008, 11:26 AM
Okay.....don't you think some guys can be nut jobs as well?
Thanks for pointing that one out.
fender tele
10-30-2008, 11:27 AM
One thing that I haven't seen mentioned is why would the guy wanna kick your ass? You were banging a chick that came after you like she was single. If you didn't know she had a b-f, and she came on to you, he should have no beef w/you at all.
If my wife were to do something like that w/some dude, it would be HER I would be pissed at (and divorce), not some unssupecting guy that was just out gettin some.
Mcclassic
10-30-2008, 11:28 AM
Those ladies are very passionate but also do crazy things...
Tell her you friend sister ex-boyfriend that changed sex is looking for her to beat her for playing with your feelings...hehe :p
Kingbeegtrs
10-30-2008, 11:28 AM
One thing that I haven't seen mentioned is why would the guy wanna kick your ass? You were banging a chick that came after you like she was single. If you didn't know she had a b-f, and she came on to you, he should have no beef w/you at all.
If my wife were to do something like that w/some dude, it would be HER I would be pissed at (and divorce), not some unssupecting guy that was just out gettin some.
didn't you read the title of this thread? We're talking about some crazies here!
rattles
10-30-2008, 11:29 AM
Ummm........yeah. I guess...:(
You agree with me, you just don't want to say it too loud! :cool:
fender tele
10-30-2008, 11:31 AM
didn't you read the title of this thread? We're talking about some crazies here!
Yeah I got that she was crazy. But the boyfriend is pissed at the wrong person. Apparently he's nuts too.
1973Marshall
10-30-2008, 11:31 AM
hahahah this is soooo f---ed up
I've had so much drama lately, I hate to say it's funny to laugh at someone else's drama.
You think only SOME hot girls are crazy?
duckbunny
10-30-2008, 11:33 AM
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/07/19/arts/22heff.1903.jpg
"I Will NOT be Ignored!"
-db
bowie3141
10-30-2008, 11:34 AM
hahahah this is soooo f---ed up
I've had so much drama lately, I hate to say it's funny to laugh at someone else's drama.
You think only SOME hot girls are crazy?it might have something to do with our geographical location but most of them are nuts here...
RichieRich
10-30-2008, 11:36 AM
Let's just hope its not a gift that keeps giving like an unwanted pregnancy or herpes.
a little Brillo and Ajax and you're ready for the next pound round :band
Kingbeegtrs
10-30-2008, 11:42 AM
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/07/19/arts/22heff.1903.jpg
"I Will NOT be Ignored!"
-db
you don't think you can just f*&K me and walk away do you?
bowie3141
10-30-2008, 11:46 AM
you don't think you can just f*&K me and walk away do you?i'm a magnet for women who have that look in their eyes...
Buddy Boy
10-30-2008, 11:55 AM
:roll
Go over to her house and do her again. Twice makes it a little more worth getting beat up.
Post of the year.
pfflam
10-30-2008, 12:17 PM
Many people purposefully, yet unknowingly create this sort of drama it gives them something to care about, to get involved with, something to feel about. Otherwise life would be a meaningless blur of routine and bland emotions without anything that one could label as 'passion'. This way, the pain of idiot psycho-dramas can be seen as 'real life' -they can say to themselves 'importance and meaning seem to be happening' . . .
And what is worse is the fact that this kind of psycho-drama is actually so trivial and stupid it keeps the folks perpetuating it from recognizing it as such because that would cheapen their dull lives even more, so they ratchet the drama up a notch whenever the thinness of the narrative starts to show - a vicious cycle best left by the side of the road - cause really its worst than a soap-opera
Kingbeegtrs
10-30-2008, 12:22 PM
- a vicious cycle best left by the side of the road - cause really its worst than a soap-opera
that's GOOD:cool:
tmaker
10-30-2008, 12:32 PM
A dear friend asked me what I thought of his girl friend and what I thought of them getting married. I'll tell you the same thing I told him. Next time you see her,,, RUN!!!
BIGGERSTAFF
10-30-2008, 12:35 PM
sounds like a keeper. take her home to meet your mom!:drool
I'm so glad I'm married.
Nah. I'm sure my sock drawer needs rearranging, before I'd want to add that sort of drama to my life.:cool:
stratzrus
10-30-2008, 12:38 PM
You got used to push the ex's buttons, sounds like. Definitely.
This was a classic spite f**k and she spilled the beans to increase the level of drama.
Watch your back.
RiseofRock
10-30-2008, 12:45 PM
This thread has given me a good laugh. This has reinforced my experience that the majority of hot girls have at least one thing not ticking right in their brain.
As for the guy asking why her boyfriend would be mad at me.. The kicker is is that it's her EX boyfriend.. which makes it even more f'ed up. I don't understand how ex boyfriends can still be so controlling and possessive over a girl they aren't even going out with. When I broke up with girls in the past I didn't give a flying f*ck what they did after we were done.
cvansickle
10-30-2008, 12:47 PM
"Dames is grief!"
- Cliff Klavin
BIGGERSTAFF
10-30-2008, 12:48 PM
This thread has given me a good laugh. This has reinforced my experience that the majority of hot girls have at least one thing not ticking right in their brain.
As for the guy asking why her boyfriend would be mad at me.. The kicker is is that it's her EX boyfriend.. which makes it even more f'ed up. I don't understand how ex boyfriends can still be so controlling and possessive over a girl they aren't even going out with. When I broke up with girls in the past I didn't give a flying f*ck what they did after we were done.
One thing to keep in mind- what kind of guy wants to be around girls that are nut jobs? Perhaps a guy that is also a nut job. This might explain the ex-boyfriend's issues.
fender tele
10-30-2008, 12:51 PM
This thread has given me a good laugh. This has reinforced my experience that the majority of hot girls have at least one thing not ticking right in their brain.
As for the guy asking why her boyfriend would be mad at me.. The kicker is is that it's her EX boyfriend.. which makes it even more f'ed up. I don't understand how ex boyfriends can still be so controlling and possessive over a girl they aren't even going out with. When I broke up with girls in the past I didn't give a flying f*ck what they did after we were done.
Yeah that was me.....and wow that really IS a kicker!!! Her EX wants to whip your ass for laying it to her......wow. Like others have said, watch your back. This guy may not come alone.
randuro
10-30-2008, 12:54 PM
Uhhh....didn't the "randomness" of the call and the "having fun" out of nowhere, strike you as strange? You bit hook, line and sinker and missed all the warning signs.....so much to learn.
Kingbeegtrs
10-30-2008, 12:54 PM
they may be crazy...but they sure are a lot of fun.:munch
therhodeo
10-30-2008, 12:56 PM
Uhhh....didn't the "randomness" of the call and the "having fun" out of nowhere, strike you as strange? You bit hook, line and sinker and missed all the warning signs.....so much to learn.
Yep. Any chick throwing themselves at you is a bad sign. It should take tons of money and work and getting drug along to get laid by a proper chick. :huh
Kingbeegtrs
10-30-2008, 12:57 PM
Yep. Any chick throwing themselves at you is a bad sign. It should take tons of money and work and getting drug along to get laid by a proper chick. :huh
you're kidding...right?
RiseofRock
10-30-2008, 01:01 PM
Uhhh....didn't the "randomness" of the call and the "having fun" out of nowhere, strike you as strange? You bit hook, line and sinker and missed all the warning signs.....so much to learn.
I'm a male in his 20's. It's not easy to turn down a hot chick who's already on top of you. As for the randomness of the call.. Yes I did find it strange.
amigo30
10-30-2008, 01:07 PM
I swear, if it wasn't for the sex they wouldn't be worth the trouble.
bowie3141
10-30-2008, 01:07 PM
I'm a male in his 20's. It's not easy to turn down a hot chick who's already on top of you. As for the randomness of the call.. Yes I did find it strange.
i wish i was 20 again my girlfriends would sure be alot younger!!!!:drink
Bulldog
10-30-2008, 01:08 PM
I swear, if it wasn't for the sex they wouldn't be worth the trouble.
No kidding! :p
the sad thing is, I'd have bit, hook line and sinker, and when she called, i'd have said, "so ya want to make him madder?" :p
scott
10-30-2008, 01:17 PM
I hope you wrecked her when you had her.
LMAO!! Good one.
I know I would have. Anyway, shitkick her boyfriend and make her hold your jacket. Ive had this sort of thing before , usually nothing ever comes of it. I wouldnt be to worried but be aware for the next few days.
Oh Rattles , yes some guys are nut jobs but this thread is about GIRLS that are nut jobs. Why dont you start a thread about crazy guys, I bet it doesnt go 2 pages.
pfflam
10-30-2008, 01:23 PM
LMAO!! Good one.
I know I would have. Anyway, shitkick her boyfriend and make her hold your jacket. Ive had this sort of thing before , usually nothing ever comes of it. I wouldnt be to worried but be aware for the next few days.
Oh Rattles , yes some guys are nut jobs but this thread is about GIRLS that are nut jobs. Why dont you start a thread about crazy guys, I bet it doesnt go 2 pages.
Misogynist much?!
Kingbeegtrs
10-30-2008, 01:25 PM
to this day I don't know how it happened, but an old girlfriend called me to try to "hook up" one night. She was dating this guy that I used to think was a friend. During the call she had another call and put me on hold...for some reason I could hear the other conversation. She went on about how she loved him and couldn't wait to see him [apparently he had been out of town for a week]. When she hung up on him she came back to me and wanted to have "phone sex". It was then that I asked her about her love for the other guy...she said "I don't love him". I said "you just told him you did". [twilight zone theme plays]
Cap'n Fingers
10-30-2008, 02:22 PM
ooo, perfect opportunity to use a phrase I just saw last week.
"she's got more issues than National Geographic"
Or... "More baggage than O'Hare airport."
Droptop
10-30-2008, 02:34 PM
Tell her to tell her boyfriend that you aren't afraid to go back to jail...seems to work every time.
lagomorphian
10-30-2008, 03:15 PM
None of you have ever heard of a man who says "If I can't have her, no one else can?"
LavaMan
10-30-2008, 03:17 PM
Go over to her house and do her again. Twice makes it a little more worth getting beat up.
:rotflmao:rotflmao:rotflmao:rotflmao:rotflmao
lcjc800
10-30-2008, 03:20 PM
ran·dom (rhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/abreve.gifnhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/prime.gifdhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/schwa.gifm)
adj. 1. Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective: random movements. See Synonyms at chance (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/chance).
2. Mathematics & Statistics Of or relating to a type of circumstance or event that is described by a probability distribution.
3. Of or relating to an event in which all outcomes are equally likely, as in the testing of a blood sample for the presence of a substance.
Idiom:
at random Without a governing design, method, or purpose; unsystematically: chose a card at random from the deck.
by definitin it has no logical outcome, so any should be expected
bowie3141
10-30-2008, 03:23 PM
ran·dom (rhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/abreve.gifnhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/prime.gifdhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/schwa.gifm)
adj. 1. Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective: random movements. See Synonyms at chance (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/chance).
2. Mathematics & Statistics Of or relating to a type of circumstance or event that is described by a probability distribution.
3. Of or relating to an event in which all outcomes are equally likely, as in the testing of a blood sample for the presence of a substance.
Idiom:
at random Without a governing design, method, or purpose; unsystematically: chose a card at random from the deck.
by definitin it has no logical outcome, so any should be expected
RANDOM...The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humour is. Particularly dominant among English teens and University students, the word "random" or the act of being "random" is a desperate plea for others to recognise how totally against the grain of the norm you are and that you're really crazy and out there. Trouble is, being "random" is predictable, boring, moronic and extremely sad indeed.
lcjc800
10-30-2008, 03:31 PM
yeah, that too
RiseofRock
10-30-2008, 03:35 PM
RANDOM...The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humour is. Particularly dominant among English teens and University students, the word "random" or the act of being "random" is a desperate plea for others to recognise how totally against the grain of the norm you are and that you're really crazy and out there. Trouble is, being "random" is predictable, boring, moronic and extremely sad indeed.
Aren't you from the states? Shouldn't you be using the proper spelling for the word recognize? :huh
Well then.. Now that we cleared up that catastrophe of the improper use of the word random we can carry on with the thread.
rattles
10-30-2008, 03:36 PM
I swear, if it wasn't for the sex they wouldn't be worth the trouble.
Well, you could always resort back to the ole hand! :p
bowie3141
10-30-2008, 03:37 PM
yeah, that tooi just figured thats how the Doc would have looked at random...
mark norwine
10-30-2008, 03:42 PM
You need to also consider that the ex-boyfriend is an "ex" because he, too, knows she's nuts.
It's entirely possible that this whole "he'll kick your ass" nonsense is all in her head.....for all you know, you & he could go out for a beer, become chums & discuss what a nutcase she is!
bowie3141
10-30-2008, 03:44 PM
Aren't you from the states? Shouldn't you be using the proper spelling for the word recognize? :huh
Well then.. Now that we cleared up that catastrophe of the improper use of the word random we can carry on with the thread.sorry fat fingers they put the s and z too close together:MMM(spelling police beware)
Brian D
10-30-2008, 03:55 PM
Why dont you start a thread about crazy guys, I bet it doesnt go 2 pages.It would if there were more women here!
She sounds exactly like my first girlfriend back in Jr. High. And you wonder why I'm still single at 42?
Hootad Binky
10-30-2008, 04:01 PM
She wants attention.
Tell her to f*** off.
Sorted.
scott
10-30-2008, 04:05 PM
Misogynist much?!
Settle down Sally I was just joking around.
hansoloist
10-30-2008, 04:13 PM
Sheila: You found me beautiful once.
Ash: Honey, you got reeeeeeeeal ugly.
peace
-jeff
drgonzoguitar
10-30-2008, 04:17 PM
sounds like a keeper. take her home to meet your mom!:drool
I'm so glad I'm married.
:agree
davess23
10-30-2008, 04:26 PM
I think some of us go through phases when we for whatever reason seem to attract off-the-wall women (or guys, if you're female.)
In my experience, the sex with such women can be really good-- or at least really interesting. But the other aspects of the relationship are usually pretty damn dismal. And it invariably ends up not being worth the trouble.
DStefani
10-30-2008, 04:35 PM
check for crabs - she's doin' more than you
pfflam
10-30-2008, 04:55 PM
Settle down Sally I was just joking around.Case in point: is it supposed to be an insult to me, or somehow emasculating that you purposefully mix me up with Sally?
I am way over misogyny, its an insidious bitter and invisible thing that shows itself in places like this . . . and most perpetuating it don't even know it.
bluesjuke
10-30-2008, 05:00 PM
I'd start dating a lawyer as soon as possible to save on legal fees in seeking damages.
scott
10-30-2008, 05:28 PM
Case in point: is it supposed to be an insult to me, or somehow emasculating that you purposefully mix me up with Sally?
I am way over misogyny, its an insidious bitter and invisible thing that shows itself in places like this . . . and most perpetuating it don't even know it.
Riiiggghhhhht... take it easy man. This thread is about Crazy chicks, you obviously didnt read the tittle. Like I said Im just joking around with Rattles, she knows Im kidding her. No harm no foul.
Get over yourself. If you were as enlightened as you seem to think you are you wouldnt feel the need to say anything. Why did you bother to open the thread, so you could confirm to yourself how much better a person you are? Sounds like you arent as over it as you think you are. Maybe you could read a self help book and get back to me on that.
Anyway, first on my ignore list. Thats somethin
mouldynudger
10-30-2008, 05:30 PM
Just tell her that you`ll give him the same thing you gave her.
Damian.
nsureit
10-30-2008, 06:02 PM
Like others have said, watch your back. This guy may not come alone.
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r305/nsureit/SIGP226.gif
phoenix 7
10-30-2008, 06:04 PM
Crazy women are awesome --when they're not wrecking your life.
Bo Faulkner
10-30-2008, 06:16 PM
umm I cant help but think that her ex coming over is wishfull thinking on her part.. Why would some dude want to stir trouble with some random guy that his ex called out of the blue and threw herself at unprovoked.. I would would be too embarrased if that were my ex. She is hoping for drama
Guitar55
10-30-2008, 06:42 PM
So this random girl I knew many years ago randomly got my number and called me up a few weeks ago. ......
I wonder how many (random) guys hung up on her before you didn't.
jezzzz2003
10-30-2008, 07:00 PM
Tell me about it. .
I was 'seeing' this chick and did the dirty deed one night, told me she was single where the fiancee was working away at the time!
:band
I too got the 'he'll come round n beat you up if you say anything' lol I told everyone. :munch
jezzzz2003
10-30-2008, 07:01 PM
[quote=mouldynudger;4949630]Just tell her that you`ll give him the same thing you gave her.
LMAO! Thats freakin great :band
AnthonyL
10-30-2008, 07:17 PM
You're in Nova Scotia... get this dude to watch your back...
http://www.trailerparkboys.com/photo_view_big.php?photo=16
cottoneyedjoe
10-30-2008, 08:11 PM
I hope you wrecked her when you had her.
This statement can apply to anything. It is officially now the quote of the year.:D
JamesT
10-30-2008, 08:41 PM
just wait until menapause.... 20 periods in 10 months and 20 pms weeks in between.... every week one or the other and she is normal... normally....
scoob
10-30-2008, 08:46 PM
some girls seem to get off on causing trouble.
So you've met my ex then?
Chaos Chicks is what I call them.
JamesT
10-30-2008, 08:50 PM
:lol
tmaker
10-30-2008, 10:15 PM
As far as the ass beating thing goes. Peace through superior firepower :D
Greggy
10-30-2008, 10:21 PM
Just tell her that you`ll give him the same thing you gave her.
Damian.
Yeah, 30 seconds of magnificence.
Guitar Slinger6
10-30-2008, 10:23 PM
So you were used to make her ex jealous.
In the words of Roy D Mercer "How big a boy are you?"
"Can you whoop my ass"? That is funny!
Guitar Slinger6
10-30-2008, 10:25 PM
Just tell her that you`ll give him the same thing you gave her.
Damian.
That is the funniest thing I have heard in a while! :roll
Ed Packer
10-31-2008, 04:37 AM
I usually bolted at the first mention of the "ex" boyfriend. If they're still talking about them, they're not "ex".
crosse79
10-31-2008, 04:59 AM
This thread has given me a good laugh. This has reinforced my experience that the majority of hot girls have at least one thing not ticking right in their brain.
As for the guy asking why her boyfriend would be mad at me.. The kicker is is that it's her EX boyfriend.. which makes it even more f'ed up. I don't understand how ex boyfriends can still be so controlling and possessive over a girl they aren't even going out with. When I broke up with girls in the past I didn't give a flying f*ck what they did after we were done.
Aha... I've finally found you! Get ready for some pounding :mob
:p
BIGGERSTAFF
10-31-2008, 09:08 AM
Riiiggghhhhht... take it easy man. This thread is about Crazy chicks, you obviously didnt read the tittle. Like I said Im just joking around with Rattles, she knows Im kidding her. No harm no foul.
Get over yourself. If you were as enlightened as you seem to think you are you wouldnt feel the need to say anything. Why did you bother to open the thread, so you could confirm to yourself how much better a person you are? Sounds like you arent as over it as you think you are. Maybe you could read a self help book and get back to me on that.
Anyway, first on my ignore list. Thats somethin
There will be no humor allowed, or any other tomfoolery. This is a far too sophisticated crowd to put up with that sort of foolishness. We are here to affirm and nurture one another. :cool:
david henman
10-31-2008, 01:10 PM
i would never date a girl from nova scotia:munch
...too funny!
an eerily similar thing happened to me when i was in high school.
in nova scotia...
:hide
-dh
Tuberattler
10-31-2008, 01:17 PM
Tell the ex SHE lied!! Tell him She did the whole band and you didn't even get any! Then get your homeboys to back you..that'll teach her, maybe he'll beat her ass instead!
Jon C
10-31-2008, 01:54 PM
uh, how old are you 2?
tone4days
10-31-2008, 01:58 PM
follow up sappreciated
he ever show up?
hear anything more from her?
c'mon man, can't tell half a story :D
t4d
marsellus
10-31-2008, 02:04 PM
Aha... I've finally found you! Get ready for some pounding :mob
"...not that there's anything wrong with that..."
tonedaddy
10-31-2008, 02:25 PM
So this random girl I knew many years ago randomly got my number and called me up a few weeks ago. She came over and within a couple minutes she threw herself at me and started uhh "having fun" with me. I never gave any signals of wanting to do anything like that. I was sitting there talking with her and it just came out of no where from her. Before she leaves she tells me not to tell anyone about what we just did. After that I don't hear from her until now. She calls me up and tells me "Ya.. I told my ex-boyfriend about what we did and now he wants to come over to where you live and beat you up".:NUTS
I flipped out at her and told her why she felt the need to tell him that after she told me not to tell anyone. She responds by saying "well I can't lie to him".. I tell her that the two of you don't even go out so what do you mean you can't lie to him? She tells me she felt like she had to tell him if he ever called her up and asked which he did.:crazy I told her "so you feel the need to inform your possessive controlling ex boyfriend who thinks he owns you of what you do? She says "ya... I just thought I should warn you" and hangs up..
What a freakin nut job! :messedup
I think I saw this episode on Jerry Springer....
:D
pfflam
10-31-2008, 02:29 PM
There will be no humor allowed, or any other tomfoolery. This is a far too sophisticated crowd to put up with that sort of foolishness. We are here to affirm and nurture one another. :cool:Yeah humor is great stuff . . . I hardly find the idea of wrecking someone through sex - which sounds very much like rape - funny.
After I mentioned that slight distaste in a kinda offhand, semi-humorous fashion, then said fellow re-enforces my perception by imagining that calling me a woman was an insult . . . is that really all that hoity-toity?
If so, you have an ignore list too.
or should I send my ex over to look for some pounding-affirmation?
Who knows? you might like it
:eek:
RiseofRock
10-31-2008, 02:50 PM
"...not that there's anything wrong with that..."
LOL! :banana
follow up sappreciated
he ever show up?
hear anything more from her?
c'mon man, can't tell half a story :D
t4d
Nothin yet..
I think she has Borderline Personality Disorder myself..
I don't exactly live in the most easy to find spot.
I'm an RA at a university dorm.
BIGGERSTAFF
10-31-2008, 03:44 PM
Yeah humor is great stuff . . . I hardly find the idea of wrecking someone through sex - which sounds very much like rape - funny.
After I mentioned that slight distaste in a kinda offhand, semi-humorous fashion, then said fellow re-enforces my perception by imagining that calling me a woman was an insult . . . is that really all that hoity-toity?
If so, you have an ignore list too.
or should I send my ex over to look for some pounding-affirmation?
Who knows? you might like it
:eek:
My comment wasn't in reference to pounding anything.
Southbay Ampworks
10-31-2008, 04:13 PM
I think I saw this episode on Jerry Springer....
:D
Nine years of night club touring...I probably spawned some of those Springer episodes...but some of them definitely were fun. Ahh, the good old days (pre 1984 in case you're wondering) when you didn't play Russian Roulette while getting some. :D
pfflam
10-31-2008, 04:35 PM
My comment wasn't in reference to pounding anything.
Well I think a few folks had some pounding in mind . . .
and someone's fearing some pounding cause of some pounding
so, pound for pound . . .
that's where it stands
. . . oy . . . a pounding headache!
HereIGoAgain
10-31-2008, 06:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUub_3x8te8&feature=related
I don't have time to find an uncensored version. :BITCH
Jon C
10-31-2008, 08:17 PM
LOL! :banana
Nothin yet..
I think she has Borderline Personality Disorder myself..
I don't exactly live in the most easy to find spot.
I'm an RA at a university dorm.
Borderline? You have an admirable facility for understatement, I think. :eek:
FirstBassman
11-07-2008, 02:54 PM
I'm very surprised that no one has yet mentioned that . . .
:worthless
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