the worst ebay ads bring great joy

[funkycam]

gotta love all caps descriptions that include gems like:

NEETLY DESIGNED NECK THAT DIDN'T FIT TIGHTLY, SO I FILLED THE SIDES WITH WOOD CHIPS AND SUPER GLUE.

http://cgi.ebay.com/LES-PAUL-SHAPED-AFRICAN-VERMILLIAN-WOOD-VINTAGE-INSTUM_W0QQitemZ320313775297QQcmdZViewItem?hash=it em320313775297&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A4%7C65%3A12%7C 240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

[marsellus]

Apparently at some point, the string threw the body....not sure where it landed, though.

[bowie3141]

gotta love all caps descriptions that include gems like:

NEETLY DESIGNED NECK THAT DIDN'T FIT TIGHTLY, SO I FILLED THE SIDES WITH WOOD CHIPS AND SUPER GLUE.

http://rover.ebay.com/ar/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?mpt=[CacheBuster]&adtype=1&size=1x1&type=4&campid=5335828753&toolid=10001&mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FLES-PAUL-SHAPED-AFRICAN-VERMILLIAN-WOOD-VINTAGE-INSTUM_W0QQitemZ320313775297QQcmdZViewItem%3Fhash% 3Ditem320313775297%26_trkparms%3D72%253A1205%257C3 9%253A1%257C66%253A4%257C65%253A12%257C240%253A131 8%26_trksid%3Dp3286.c0.m14http://cgi.ebay.com/LES-PAUL-SHAPED-AFRICAN-VERMILLIAN-WOOD-VINTAGE-INSTUM_W0QQitemZ320313775297QQcmdZViewItem?hash=it em320313775297&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A4%7C65%3A12%7C 240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14 (http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335828753&toolid=10001&mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FLES-PAUL-SHAPED-AFRICAN-VERMILLIAN-WOOD-VINTAGE-INSTUM_W0QQitemZ320313775297QQcmdZViewItem%3Fhash% 3Ditem320313775297%26_trkparms%3D72%253A1205%257C3 9%253A1%257C66%253A4%257C65%253A12%257C240%253A131 8%26_trksid%3Dp3286.c0.m14)
now i've seen everything and only 75 bucks...

[Austinrocks]

come on for a $50 guitar how can you go wrong.

[marsellus]

Only 75 bucks and the tuners do their jobs, too!?!?!?

[MichaelK]

I guess "INSTUM" is short for "instumint."

[gixxerrock]

That is a great ad, at least the seller sounds relatively honest, even if he isn't a master luthier. A prospective buyer would have an idea what they were getting in to. I would be interested to play it and see if it wasn't total junk.

[funkycam]

I don't doubt that he's honest & it may well be a bargain.
I just fell out when I read it. :)

[Frankee]

It's the flatist he could get it! And made out of real Vermillian!

[Ken Ho]

And "vintage" too, since last week when I "neetly" designed the neck.

[madsr]

that's awesome

[thesteve]

I have to admit...I want to buy that thing.

[esoteric pete]

at least they are honest....

[Johnny V.]

For fractured English Craigslist is pretty good also. Last week someone advertised a "foke" guitar here in Rochester.

[Tonefish]

I guess "INSTUM" is short for "instumint."

LMFAO...that's great!!:roll:rotflmao:roll:rotflmao

[lcjc800]

for $50 I'd hand it on the wall...

[Dannc6]

Very nice