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ReflectionsBurn
11-14-2008, 10:58 AM
I thought this sounded good! Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.

8 - 15 lb. turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT)
Salt/pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in
baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.

Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room, it's done.

Doodad
11-14-2008, 11:00 AM
:nono

bluesdoc
11-14-2008, 11:32 AM
uh, bird wouldn't 'fly across the room'....... it'd cover the back wall of the oven. Other than that, sounds reasonable......:dunno:drink:S:bong:crazy:BEER

jon

cadduc
11-14-2008, 01:11 PM
myth busters material i think

Stike
11-14-2008, 01:50 PM
If the interior of a turkey is hot enough to pop popcorn it should have been out of the over about 200 degrees earlier.