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wichita
11-14-2008, 11:56 AM
Check this out guys,
I get this message on Myspace from a girl who has 1 friend.
She is supposedly attending Oxford. Check out the Engrish...

Hello Handsome

My name is Sandra Williams i am 28 years old i am from a very wealthy
family in UK, but i am now a child with out parent i am so sad today because
of what i am passing through in my fathers brothers hand they want to kill me
and take all my father have willed in my name my father left for me all his
wealth companies estates factories and many more which is the sum of $58
Million with so many Golds which worth the sum of $20 Million which deposited
in the Security Company London, and he willed everything in my
name,before there death three months ago in a car acident leaving me alone in
the house i have passed through many pains since after the death of my parent, i
am a student of Oxford university of London i am in my 3rd year now i
don't know who to call to help me in this matter i have seing so many helper
who i thought can help me but all i got was some one who want my money and golds
which my parent left for me, please i am so pleased to
let you know that seing your face make me know that you can help me in geting
out this fund out of the security company because the security compeny asked me
to bring a Man who is closer to my family to sign and get this fund out that i
am a woman that i don't have right for it though the fund belongs to me so
all i need from you is for you to claim you are my husband and i will suport
you so that they will release this fund for me please then when this fund is out
you will have %20 from the fund and then i will donate part to the needy and
poor and use the remaining for my schooling because my parent was doing
that to the needy and poor before their death, and i want you to know
that you are the only person i see here that look so honest, as i am writhing
to you now i am deeply crying because i am comfused no body want to help me with
out trying to take all i have and kill me the only person i have now is my
father's lawyer who advised me to enter this site that i will find some one who is honest to help me and now i belive that what ever i am doing now he will be the one to handle it i will
really want you to contact him please by forwarding this mall to him for him to
know who you are and where you come from if you are willing to help me.. here
is the contact of my father's lawyer..

Name...Barrister Brian Lloyd

Email..barrbrianlloyd001@gmail.com

as soon as you contact him kindly let me know so that i will talk to him to let
him know about you my Good friend i am so glad to see you here may God bless
you and your family for ever as we go on with this relationship.

My Email..sandygirl003@yahoo.com

Regards

Sandra

pir8matt
11-14-2008, 12:15 PM
Wow, sounds like she has a lot of golds.

scottlr
11-14-2008, 12:35 PM
That has to be the longest sentence I have ever read! You know, you'd think these people would take the time to find someone to compose these messages properly. Any writing student would do it for a 6-pack or $20.

Boomer
11-14-2008, 12:41 PM
I get a kick out of the fact that the lawyers and high powered government people in these scams always have a Hotmail or Gmail email account.

wichita
11-14-2008, 12:52 PM
Yeah I thought about it...
Just flagged it as Spam. The funny thing is that she is attending OXFORD, and can't spell.

wichita
11-14-2008, 01:38 PM
I had told her that they should find someone who speaks and writes English...
Believe it or not she responded..

: Please i don't understand, please i see that you wrote well here and i believe you can also speak English so please if you are willing to help me kindly contact my lawyer so that he can give you all the details you will need to get this fund into your account i just pray that God will help us to make this done for us.

I am from London and i am a student of Oxford University i am in my 3rd year now and all i need now is your help that will help me to be happy once again. I see you here as a honest person who has the fear of God that can help me in this matter please i beg you in the name of the Lord just do anything you can do to help me please i don't want to be hurt again...i will send you more of my pic into your mail box if you can contact me on my Email {sandygirl003@yahoo.com}Kindly contact me there then i will send you more of my pic for you to know me well.

God bless you and your family.

Sandra

marsellus
11-14-2008, 01:56 PM
Give her a break, she's from London. Remember the movie 'Snatch'?

Cousin Avi: "Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the ****ing language, and so far nobody seems to speak it."