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Bones
11-27-2008, 04:24 PM
I couldn't help but laugh as I was driving down the road with 3 sea turtles, a box of latex gloves, a digital camera and a tube of KY on the front seat of the truck.:rotflmao
John Bell
11-27-2008, 04:52 PM
Don't get pulled over by the cops. :banana
Bones
11-27-2008, 04:58 PM
Don't get pulled over by the cops. :banana
I was thinking, man if i get killed in a car wreck, this going to look odd. :hide
Guitar Slinger6
11-27-2008, 05:03 PM
That is funny!
rattles
11-27-2008, 05:11 PM
I was thinking, man if i get killed in a car wreck, this going to look odd. :hide
To say the least!!!
:worthless
TwoTubMan
11-27-2008, 05:13 PM
I couldn't help but laugh as I was driving down the road with 3 sea turtles, a box of latex gloves, a digital camera and a tube of KY on the front seat of the truck.:rotflmao
I've heard that Tarentino's latest screenplay opens with this very line.
bluesjunior
11-27-2008, 05:35 PM
Back in the 60's the trucks that hauled the fish from the small ports on the west coast of Scotland over the mountains to the markets on the east coast didn't have any heaters. It gets really cold there in the winter and it was also the days before thermal clothing etc. A driver I knew told me he wore a pair of womens tights under his overalls as they kept him really warm on the long drive. He also told me he prayed never to be in an accident and need hospitalisation.
2leod
11-27-2008, 05:55 PM
" Sea turtles are endangered and I'm trying to help get the population numbers up any way I can. I'm only in it for the science, maaann!"
Seditious
11-27-2008, 09:36 PM
I couldn't help but laugh as I was driving down the road with 3 sea turtles, a box of latex gloves, a digital camera and a tube of KY on the front seat of the truck.:rotflmao
I'm not going to ask. :tapedshut
rhp52
11-28-2008, 08:16 AM
Did you put his seatbelt on?
Bones
11-28-2008, 08:26 AM
Did you put his seatbelt on?
http://www.boneknuckleandskin.com/turtles.jpg
PA Woody
11-28-2008, 08:29 AM
"Uh...I was just helping the turtle over the fence, officer. I swear!:crazyguy
JMintzer
11-28-2008, 09:16 AM
Sorry Mr. Turtle... Doctor's orders...
Jamie
P.S. Mooooon River... :p
Midnight Lady
11-28-2008, 09:24 AM
Writer's block evaporating... what a great opening line for a book!!! (I'll remember you when it's royalty time!) :D
Bones
11-28-2008, 09:27 AM
Writer's block evaporating... what a great opening line for a book!!! (I'll remember you when it's royalty time!) :D
I have already written it into my book.
Midnight Lady
11-28-2008, 09:32 AM
I have already written it into my book.Aha, ok. Not into plagarism. But it has started the creative juices flowing, thank you.
Ldavey
11-28-2008, 10:20 AM
Nice picture.
I got three turtles in a tub with KY,
Three turtles and a tub with KY...
that was a good drum break
[apologies to Beck]
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