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Dr. Tweedbucket
11-28-2008, 08:13 AM
..... that was the 'souped up' version, what would you call it?


http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/confused.gif


....the Ultra 'Ultra' just doesn't sound right http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/redface.gif


.... the Ultra 'Extra' sounds too cheap .... http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/frown.gif


.... the Ultra 'Super' may leave people expecting to get more than they're going to get! http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/mad.gif


....the Ultra ' Special' sounds like it's yesterday's news and on sale because they can't get rid of the crappy things ...... http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/confused.gif



...what would you call it ???? WWHHAATT???!?!?!?!? http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/mad.gif





............ I bolted awake in a cold sweat last night thinking about this, and couldn't get back to sleep ........... http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/frown.gif

Suproman77
11-28-2008, 08:27 AM
The Ultra II. :D

Bones
11-28-2008, 08:28 AM
The Ultra Redundant

phil esposito
11-28-2008, 08:29 AM
The Ultra eXtreme

Dr. Tweedbucket
11-28-2008, 08:37 AM
tHANKS guys! ! :love: That is a bIG help!! :drink




ok, my next question that's been messin with me is this: http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/frown.gif



If you were on the way to 7-11 for a Slurpee and suddenly noticed that you were getting pulled over by the cops, and as you were stopping you noticed a fully loaded sub machine gun rolls out from under your seat. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/confused.gif



...... it's not yours, http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/redface.gif ....so you try to kick it back under the seat, but in doing so, it fires about 12,000 rounds at the cop as he is walking up to your car and takes both his knees out. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/confused.gif


....so the cop calls for backup and suddenly you are surrounded by 7,000 cop cars and 16 police helicoptors from 13 different cities ........... http://acapella.harmony-central.com/ubb/frown.gif


The question HERE today is: http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/redface.gif

Would you be able to forget about getting a cool and frosty 46 oz size Slurpee that just happened to be on sale for 97 cents for now and just surrender to the Police, .....or would you try the high speed chase to the 7-11 where you could take some hostages and at least have a chance to get your Slurpee? :dunno

BluesForDan
11-28-2008, 08:41 AM
easy

U2

Suproman77
11-28-2008, 08:43 AM
tHANKS guys! ! :love: That is a bIG help!! :drink




ok, my next question that's been messin with me is this: http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/frown.gif



If you were on the way to 7-11 for a Slurpee and suddenly noticed that you were getting pulled over by the cops, and as you were stopping you noticed a fully loaded sub machine gun rolls out from under your seat. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/confused.gif



...... it's not yours, http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/redface.gif ....so you try to kick it back under the seat, but in doing so, it fires about 12,000 rounds at the cop as he is walking up to your car and takes both his knees out. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/confused.gif


....so the cop calls for backup and suddenly you are surrounded by 7,000 cop cars and 16 police helicoptors from 13 different cities ........... http://acapella.harmony-central.com/ubb/frown.gif


The question HERE today is: http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/redface.gif

Would you be able to forget about getting a cool and frosty 46 oz size Slurpee that just happened to be on sale for 97 cents for now and just surrender to the Police, .....or would you try the high speed chase to the 7-11 where you could take some hostages and at least have a chance to get your Slurpee? :dunno

You should go to Wawa instead. They have a better class of hostages there.

:D

phoenix 7
11-28-2008, 09:52 AM
The "Non Plus Ultra"! (for you Latin buffs)

epluribus
11-28-2008, 10:01 AM
I vote Double Secret Ultra. HTH.

--Ray

Luke
11-28-2008, 10:04 AM
The Mega Colossal Super Duper ULTRA Plus

















































With a:

http://www.7art-screensavers.com/wallpapers/berries-0/big/7art-00002_cherry.jpg

on top

Lawn Jockey
11-28-2008, 10:15 AM
Ironically this just happened to me. I built a car and named it The Ultra Robben Ford. Shortly after completing my creation I took it on a test drive and was involved in a nasty accident.

As I returned home with my Ultra Robben Ford car.......I realized I could now market it as the Ultra Ultra Robben Ford Relic model. Life was good again.

:BEER

pcutt
11-28-2008, 11:32 AM
The Mega Colossal Super Duper ULTRA Plus


...and don't forget to add Turbo Pro XL II

RichieRich
11-28-2008, 01:06 PM
Ultra Nitro PTP.

Every TGP'er would own one.

jcoggins7
11-28-2008, 02:30 PM
..... that was the 'souped up' version, what would you call it?


http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/confused.gif


....the Ultra 'Ultra' just doesn't sound right http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/redface.gif


.... the Ultra 'Extra' sounds too cheap .... http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/frown.gif


.... the Ultra 'Super' may leave people expecting to get more than they're going to get! http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/mad.gif


....the Ultra ' Special' sounds like it's yesterday's news and on sale because they can't get rid of the crappy things ...... http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/confused.gif



...what would you call it ???? WWHHAATT???!?!?!?!? http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/mad.gif





............ I bolted awake in a cold sweat last night thinking about this, and couldn't get back to sleep ........... http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/frown.gif

I would call it the Ultracrunk. I invented the word while I was in high school playing Xbox Live.

Teleplayer
11-28-2008, 02:46 PM
The Ultra II. :D

Well done! Thread could have ended here.

gag halfrunt
11-28-2008, 02:51 PM
Well done! Thread could have ended here.

Indeed. Courtesy of Epiphone :D

http://epiphone.com/images/290_02.jpg

Suproman77
11-28-2008, 02:52 PM
Well done! Thread could have ended here.

Thank you. Finally, a man who recognizes my talents.

:D

Dr. Tweedbucket
11-28-2008, 06:54 PM
Indeed. Courtesy of Epiphone :D

http://epiphone.com/images/290_02.jpg


Ultra II ? ..... people would think they are buying a guitar instead of a car. :confused:

gag halfrunt
11-28-2008, 08:00 PM
Ultra II ? ..... people would think they are buying a guitar instead of a car. :confused:

Of course!

loudboy
11-29-2008, 12:16 PM
I have a friend who's an anchor on a local news station. When they installed and began touting "Ultimate Doppler Weather" I asked him what are they going to call the next one...

Suproman77
11-29-2008, 12:17 PM
Ultra II ? ..... people would think they are buying a guitar instead of a car. :confused:

Isn't that the idea?

:confused:

Dr. Tweedbucket
11-29-2008, 12:20 PM
Isn't that the idea?

:confused:




no :cry:

Shine
11-29-2008, 12:20 PM
What flavor Slurpees and am I allowed to mix flavors?


These are questions that need to be addressed.

Teleplayer
11-29-2008, 12:24 PM
no :cry:

How about the "Friggin' Ultra"?

Dr. Tweedbucket
11-29-2008, 12:24 PM
What flavor Slurpees and am I allowed to mix flavors?


These are questions that need to be addressed.




Coke, Cherry, Hawaiian pineapple, lime, lemon, lemon-lime, grape, strawberry, M80 flavor and Green banana. You could probably mix them if the clerk wasn't looking. :dunno

I'm sure with all the cops surrounding the building, if you took the clerk as a hostage, he/she wouldn't care if you mixed the Slurpees at that point. :knitting

Suproman77
11-29-2008, 12:26 PM
no :cry:

Damn, I'm sorry about that. Didn't mean to make you cry...

...now I think I'm gonna cry.

:cry:

How about the "Friggin' Ultra"?

How about the Ultra Fargen Cork Soaker?

Dr. Tweedbucket
11-29-2008, 12:27 PM
How about the "Friggin' Ultra"?



I like that idea! :bong Let me sleep on it and I'll get back w/ ya :)

Dr. Tweedbucket
11-29-2008, 12:29 PM
Damn, I'm sorry about that. Didn't mean to make you cry...

...now I think I'm gonna cry.

:cry:



How about the Ultra Fargen Cork Soaker?



Sorry, I'm sleeping right now. PLease try back later. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/redface.gif

Suproman77
11-29-2008, 12:30 PM
Sorry, I'm sleeping right now. PLease try back later. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/redface.gif

Oh, ok. Bedtime for Bucket.

scoob
11-29-2008, 12:42 PM
The Double Ultra Fastback - of course.

Dr. Tweedbucket
11-29-2008, 12:44 PM
The Double Ultra Fastback - of course.




This car is a convertible. :confused:





:cry:

scoob
11-29-2008, 12:49 PM
So? You did ask what would YOU Call it. that's what I would call it.

Where does it say convertible?

.............I didn't read the thread however, except for the title.

:D

Dr. Tweedbucket
11-29-2008, 12:52 PM
So? You did ask what would YOU Call it. that's what I would call it.

Where does it say convertible?

.............I didn't read the thread however, except for the title.

:D



How about the Ultra Double Fastback Coupe Convertible Special Edition ? http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/idea.gif

epluribus
11-29-2008, 12:54 PM
So? You did ask what would YOU Call it. that's what I would call it.

Where does it say convertible?

.............I didn't read the thread however, except for the title.

:D

You never studied...

scoob
11-29-2008, 12:59 PM
You've never studied sarcasm....

scoob
11-29-2008, 01:01 PM
how about the ultra double fastback coupe convertible special edition ? http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/idea.gif

winner!

Suproman77
11-29-2008, 01:05 PM
You never studied...

Tell us about Gozer then, Ray.

:D

edwarddavis
11-29-2008, 01:13 PM
You have a lot of free time huh

Shine
11-29-2008, 03:26 PM
Tell us about Gozer then, Ray.

:D

Tell them about the Twinkie.

Suproman77
11-29-2008, 03:37 PM
Tell them about the Twinkie.

What about the Twinkie?

:roll

WahmBoomAh
11-29-2008, 04:59 PM
VOS ultra?

The Last Rebel
11-29-2008, 06:31 PM
The Ultra Supreme.

Dr. Tweedbucket
11-29-2008, 06:48 PM
The Ultra Supreme.




That sounds like a Taco. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/frown.gif