The thread killer thread...........

[SoCalSteve]

We will scientifically prove with this thread who the real thread killer is.

[soulohio]

all your dead threads are belonging to me

[GAD]

Nuke this thread from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

GAD

[The Golden Boy]

Science!!!

http://bp2.blogger.com/_pt_W6e9H85Y/RyjPghlaimI/AAAAAAAAAHo/8Wh4oZJDCX8/s320/Thomas+Dolby.jpg

[dave r.]

I thought I was the thread killer.

[fenderbender4]

Prince
Dumble
D'Pergo


Done and done.

[Tonefish]

wow..cool thread!!

[KeithC]

Let me clarify this.
Thank you very much

[notpetrucci]

I once played one of John Mayer's prized Dumbles.

I never knew my D'Pergo could sound any better than it did through my Ceriatone...

-The Thread Killer.

(Also, thirty words or less)

[doublee]

Thoughts on THE BEST speaker for a DRRI...??

[LowWatt]

What sounds just like a TS-9 but is not compressed and has no mid boost or bass roll off?

[John Bell]

Nice Top...........

[fenderbender4]

What sounds just like a TS-9 but is not compressed and has no mid boost or bass roll off?

My pedals are better than your pedals. :D

[dgood]

Neil Young rocks!

[LocustXReign]

God god republicanz demnocratzs john mayor dumblewreck ceriaclonez econmiez

[sonhenry]

Robben Ford sounded best the night he played through a red knob twin opening for Hanson

[JoeB63]

God god republicanz demnocratzs john mayor dumblewreck ceriaclonez econmiez

Imagine what would happen in John Mayer became the Mayor.... of Dumbletown

[Rik]

HI!

The ultimate thread.. attenuator :crazyguy



:dunno

[twinrider1]

What's better? Regular oil or synthetic?

[Bones]

somewhere in a parallel universe there's a thread on a drum forum about who the real thread starter is.

[Bones]

uh oh

[Seditious]

Bones, don't panic, this isn't over yet

[Rik]

Testing 1...2...3.. testing.. is this thing on?

[2leod]

Hold on there Sparky -




So these two dyslexics walk into a bra...

Plagerised to boot - where's the prize window?

[dave r.]

Sure, I'll trade my '08 R9 and '68 50-watt plexi head for that no-name '80 pointy guitar ... but only if you throw in the horse-sterilizin' SS peavey amp. F'n A, bro, you got yerself a deal :dude

[XKnight]

http://homepage.mac.com/omegaosx/.Pictures/dead_thread.jpg

[SoCalSteve]

I really need to get out more.

[phoenix 7]

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/features/health/theskinny/blog/RichardSimmons.jpg

[americananalog]

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/features/health/theskinny/blog/RichardSimmons.jpg

This thread is as good as dead.

[notpetrucci]

Robben Ford sounded best the night he played through a red knob twin opening for Hanson

Anything Hanson is my line...

Also, anything concerning Dragonforce (83$t T0%3 3^@&&&)

-The Thread Killer...

[scoob]

Hey look!..it's a D'pergo speaking in french to a Dumble with epoxy shoes, while Haley's Komet passes by...

[Bo Faulkner]

wanna hear some of my clips??

[phoenix 7]

Hey, I just ordered a Boss Metal Zone!

[XKnight]

I thought I killed it yesterday, but surprisingly it floated to the top again.

http://images.quickblogcast.com/61694-54138/Thread_Killer_Cap____funny,_geek.jpg

[shuie]

Twister, anyone?

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e26/shermanp/StripTwister1071091928.jpg

[Guitar Slinger6]

Robben Ford sounded best the night he played through a red knob twin opening for Hanson

I have to agree with you, his new Boss HM2 pedal really helps his lead tone, but I am really digging that new flying V with the orange skulls on it.

[bluesjuke]

If this doesn't kill a thread nothing can;

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/features/health/theskinny/blog/RichardSimmons.jpg

[Chuck Snider]

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/features/health/theskinny/blog/RichardSimmons.jpg


She's cute!

[lcjc800]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f66/LCJC800/pic7.jpg

[Dr. Tweedbucket]

I'll kill this thing ! !111111!! !1!




ok, so...... It's EASY to make Homemade Moon Pies !
It's a SIMPLE and FUN tasty treat !!!

Step #1.

Take a pot and dump about 17 chocolate bars in there !

Heat it up on high until melted.

Next, grab a Big square graham cracker and throw it in the pot. Stab it a few times to make sure it is totally covered in chocolate. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/smile.gif

Now go turn your freezer down to as cold as you can get it to go. Throw the pot into the freezer and freeze it really, cold.

After several hours, go back to the freezer and pull the pot out with the future Moonpie crust sitting in the bottom.

Hit the pot on the counter and try to get the Future Moon pie shell to pop on out ! Hit it Harder and HARDER !!!

ok, so...... looks like it is not coming out. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/cry.gif

Take a fork and pry around the edges a little bit and then beat the back of the pot with a small hammer !



...still stuck huh ? http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/confused.gif


ok, .....take the pot out to the garage and drill a quarter inch hole in the bottom center of the pot.

Tap and thread in a 1/4 inch Milton air coupler.

Hook up about 150 lbs of compressed air to the bottom of the POT !!

Now, turn all of the air on at once to BLOW the future Moon pie shell OUT of the pot. Make sure you have a rag to catch it when it comes flying out. If it bounces off the floor, just pick it up and dust it off. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/redface.gif

Weld the hole in the pot back up, and repeat step # 1 for the second Moon Pie shell.

When you are done with the second MOoN pie Shell, you are almost done.

Throw both the MOon Pie shells back into the deep freezer.

Weld the pot back up and dump a bunch of marshmellows and about three sticks of BUTTER in the pot. Heat until it is everything is melting and starting to boil over.

NOw, keep the Moon PIe shells in the freezer and quickly DUMP the creamy, smooth marshmellow filling on to both Moon pie shells ! Just pour it and scrape it out as fast as you can.

....and don't worry about the big runny mess in your freezer, you can always clean it up later... http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/confused.gif

Towards the end the Marshmellow will start to coagulate in the pan and you will have to pry the rest of it out with a screwdriver.

Final step: !!

Slap the two Moon pie shells together !! Thats IT !!

Make sure you center them together first other wise you will have a stupid homemade, off center looking MooN PiE that everyone will laugh at !! http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/mad.gif


....hope that helps...... http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/cool.gif


If a 844 ton jet engine fell off a jet and smashed through the roof of your house

..... and landed in a chair and kept on running...... http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/redface.gif


Would you:

A. Find a rope, tie it to a chair, hop on top and then see if you could get the chair to fly? http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/frown.gif

B. Try to turn it off, dust it off a bit and then sell it on EBAY ? http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/smile.gif

C. Drag in out into the garage and build a go cart around it ?



http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/confused.gif



Here is an important LIFE changing story you really outta read ......


The Mushroom



Back about 55,4567 Billion years ago there was a big FAT black planet in the fashionable Zoieht galaxy that was only 227,959,585 katrillion light years away. Its name was Badgjid.

Badgjid revolved around the star, Qihjthph.

Meanwhile, Hiero was a nice little planet that also revolved around the same star, Qihjthph.

Hiero used to have 4 moons until one night a couple of Badgjid's evil moons floated on over to Hiero and kidnapped three of Heiro's good moons. The moon hiest was a huge success for Badgjid and Hiero was pretty upset about it !!!

Hiero fumed about the moon hiest for a couple of million years and finally got so fed up with the whole rotten deal that it decided to ram into Badgjid to put a crack in him or at least chip his surface!

What Hiero didn’t know was, Badgjid was actually a giant Bomb just sitting there waiting for some reason to explode and was just screwing with Hiero and the moon thing just to pass some time..... http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/redface.gif

So anyways..... Hiero slammed into Badgjid. Badgjid completely expoded and there was a massive intergalactic chain reaction !!

One explosion knocked a few galaxies over here into other galaxies over there, and every thing was just a big fire ball MESS for more billions of years than you even want to know about.

During the all the massive explosions, some moon from who knows where, got flung towards the Milky Way galaxy, but on the way, hit some other planet in a neighboring galaxy putting a big dent in the planet and creating a bunch of highly unique, yet toxic space dust.

Some how the space dust made it to the Milky Way system and one little spec of dust found it’s way into Earth’s atmosphere and it fell down to Farmer Binkle's cow poo field.

The space dust didn’t really hurt anything, it just acted like a nice weed killer/ fertelizer.

Suddenly, on a warm, hot summer night, a mushroom decided to grow on the EXACT spot as where that space dust particle landed over 55,4566 Billion years ago !

The mushroom popped up overnight and nobody thought anything about it.

The mushroom grew a bit and the next day it was over 100 feet tall !!

People started to take notice wondering what it’s stupid problem was !! ??

That second day, there was a small crowd gathering around the mushroom and they decided that they were going to chop it down and make a bunch of mushroom soup or something, but first the local newpaper wanted to take pictures of it. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/mad.gif

Well then, the local paper called and said they couldn’t make it out because their printer was out of ink, so Farmer Binkle figured he would just wait for the news story and chop it down the next day. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/frown.gif

The next day came and the mushroom was now so big now that there were entire jet streams and weather systems happening underneath it!! It was HUGE !!! Farmer Binkle figured he might have waited too long to chop it down.

The mushroom got so big and was so tall that as the Earth spun around, it smacked the moon and knocked it out of here just like a big baseball bat hitting a home run !!

The mushroom was so completely HUGE that the earth just couldn’t rotate anymore.

The Scientists of the world gathered together in order to try and figure out how to get rid of the big stupid mushroom because it was kind of screwing up the stock market. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/redface.gif

With one of the most powerful telescopes, the scientists saw what looked like a gold brick stuck in between one of the fan blade looking things on the underside of the mushroom !! It was soon determined that it WAS a pure GOLD brick !! http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/eek.gif

WOW ! .....apparently the mushroom had been sucking all the minerals out of the Earth’s core and the big STUPID mushroom suddenly turned into a gold brick manufacturing facility !!

Soon, there were two gold bricks, then five, then two hundred, then thousands and soon MILLONS of gold bricks for everyone!! 111 !

News spread fast, and quickly all the people of the world gathered together directly underneath the big, giant, stupid mushroom trying to figure out how to get at the gold bricks.

They screamed at it, shot at the gold bricks with rifles, kicked the trunk of the mushroom ... but none of of the gold fell.

They all got together and shook the base of the mushroom trying to knock a few gold bricks loose. The gold bricks still refused to budge !

Then one hot August day, little Bart Funklestimy from Canada stabbed the mushroom trunk with a Bic ballpoint pen.

Suddenly, a huge rush of hot air came flying out of the hole. It was over 874,459 MILLION psi and too much, so the hole ripped wide open!! Huge volumes of air came out of the stupid, cheap Mushroom's trunk and the mushroom deflated at an alarming rate.

All the gold bricks suddenly became unstable and fell from the mushroom fan blade things, pounding all the people of the world into the ground and the entire human race was killed instantly.

The End. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/smile.gif





I'll post a bunch more just to make sure this thread is dead, but will have to add another page because I am all out of smilies.

[Dr. Tweedbucket]

The Buttered Bus http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/smile.gif

I once took a ride on a Buttered bus
It filled up with passengers, the driver was Gus
We slid on down the highway, frightfully fast
Some guy took my seat, had to kick his ass

Buttered bus, Buttered bus going down town
Slipped off the road and spinning round and round
Buttered bus, Buttered bus going up State
Slid into a creek, yep we may be late http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/frown.gif

My stop was upon us as I pulled the stop cord
The Buttered bus kept going, as if it were floored
I yelled to Driver , Man ! .... your past my town http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/confused.gif
Gus said: Your on the Buttered bus son ... so ya better SIT DOWN http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/mad.gif

On through the day and into the night
The Buttered bus was sliding, first left and then right http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/frown.gif
Weeks gone by, and never once a stop
Oh ! Buttered bus from Hell just ran over a Cop http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/eek.gif

There are other busses, many will say
That take you to work or home less than a day http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/smile.gif
But the bus that will send you to places not seen
Is the Buttered bus transport, ....with no toilets for peein. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/confused.gif




That should do it! 1 1!! !

:bong

[scottlr]

Yep, I think it's dead now! :bong of course, you can always open the bus door and stand there and pee. We used to do that in our band school bus all the time :jo

[Guitar Slinger6]

Hey tweedbucket, I can't get the hole welded back up properly, I can't get it even and flat to the bottom of the pan.

[Dr. Tweedbucket]

Hey tweedbucket, I can't get the hole welded back up properly, I can't get it even and flat to the bottom of the pan.



Maybe you'll have to take it to a professional welder? :confused: It's ok if it's a little bit lumpy because that part can be the inside of teh shell and nobody will see it :dunno

[GAT]

So a Republican Baptist minister walks into a gay bar named "Obama's" in Chicago....

[scottlr]

:bong:munch:munch:munch:munch:munch

[rwe333]

Which Marshall clone for Marshall tone?

[americananalog]

Black nylon grill cloth has a more transparent sound than the more vintage looking salt & pepper grill cloth.

[roomservice]

can anyone tell me how to nail Satriani's tone?

[Suproman77]

Twister, anyone?

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e26/shermanp/StripTwister1071091928.jpg

Ummm....

:barf

[Suproman77]

Hendrix on Halloween.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j275/baskinintherain/black_superman.jpg

[Lucidology]

Hendrix on Halloween.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j275/baskinintherain/black_superman.jpg

He's just keeping it for real ...

[scoob]

a guy named O'reilly walks into a gay bar and hits on a minister...

[2leod]

Alright - time to end this!

Nazi.

Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi.




And the mods are all poopy-pants. (Well, Mr. Twister is too, but anyway...)





http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r136/Romulus32/ibtl.gif

[lcjc800]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f66/LCJC800/buttons.jpg