is there life on Uranus ?

[TRIODEROB]

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:lFbv9Wfk9R_oWM:http://www.planet-facts.com/space-pictures/uranus/uranus-full-size.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.planet-facts.com/space-pictures/uranus/uranus-full-size.jpg&imgrefurl=http://planet-facts.com/uranus-pictures.php&usg=__D1IceUB2w0ZfAqhzMLm0mcYxdHc=&h=400&w=533&sz=25&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=lFbv9Wfk9R_oWM:&tbnh=99&tbnw=132&prev=/images%3Fq%3Duranus%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN)

anything living there ?

[Dr. Tweedbucket]

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:lFbv9Wfk9R_oWM:http://www.planet-facts.com/space-pictures/uranus/uranus-full-size.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.planet-facts.com/space-pictures/uranus/uranus-full-size.jpg&imgrefurl=http://planet-facts.com/uranus-pictures.php&usg=__D1IceUB2w0ZfAqhzMLm0mcYxdHc=&h=400&w=533&sz=25&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=lFbv9Wfk9R_oWM:&tbnh=99&tbnw=132&prev=/images%3Fq%3Duranus%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN)



That's Saturn. :mad:

[TRIODEROB]

That's Saturn. :mad:

no tweed - its really is uranus !

[The Golden Boy]

... must resist Klingon joke...

can...

not...

do...

it...

[XKnight]

I hope not!

[davecan]

If there is, you should ask the doctor for some penicillin.

[Lawn Jockey]

Naw, I just showered.

Pretty personal question nonetheless, pal.

:bong

[eBay]

is there life on Uranus?

anything living there ?

My main issue is getting rid of the damn Klingons.

[Dr. Tweedbucket]

no tweed - its really is uranus !




:mad: reported :mad:

[bowie3141]

:mad: reported :mad::argue :nono:rotflmao:rotflmao:rotflmao:rotflmao:rotflmao :rotflmao

[Motorhed]

There's too much methane in the atmosphere to sustain life.

[Jade]

There's too much methane in the atmosphere to sustain life.

PERFECTION!:rotflmao

[gag halfrunt]

It's a little too cold there.

[marsellus]

I hear their population is slowing. People keep leaving. Must be an 'exit only' type of place?
:dunno

[daddyo]

Seriously folks

What do you think of Uranus as a whole?

[bowie3141]

Seriously folks

What do you think of Uranus as a whole?:rotflmao:rotflmao:rotflmao:rotflmao:rotflma o:rotflmao

[wstsidela]

Seriously folks

What do you think of Uranus as a whole?

That's deep.

[gag halfrunt]

Seriously folks

What do you think of Uranus as a whole?

"Yes, I'd have to say that, on the whole, Preparation H feels good"

[phoenix 7]

Lots of bacteria on Uranus, no doubt.

[Rob Sharer]

A good question would be:

Can you see Uranus from where you're sitting right now?

Rob

[phoenix 7]

I can see Uranus from my house.

[Rob Sharer]

From Ohio? Man, you've got good eyesight.

[phoenix 7]

It's a really clear day. :AOK

[Suproman77]

On or in?

:dunno

[Rob Sharer]

Yes please tell us:

What's wrong with Uranus?

[mcuguitar]

Wipe away any thoughts of life on Uranus.

[Rob Sharer]

Okay, lads, leave Uranus alone already.

[nibus]

Little is known about Uranus because of the dense dark forest that grows around it.

[fender753]

I don't think any life could withstand the smell of uranus.


Edit: Btw isnt NASA planning to probe Uranus?

[scottlr]

I hear the sun don't shine there.

[Tonefish]

Of course. Bacteria is a very important living part of the digestive system.

[Big Boss Man]

What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?













































They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

[KeithC]

"That thing got a hemi in it"?

[Rob Sharer]

Come on, lads, Uranus is rapidly wearing out.


Rob

[flatus]

they changed the name of that planet a while ago....


...to Urectum

[Frankee]

Boy, Uranus is really taking a pounding here today.

[TRIODEROB]

they changed the name of that planet a while ago....


...to Urectum



that was "fowl"
but I got the "yoke"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Raw_egg.jpg/200px-Raw_egg.jpg

[Rumblefish]

I'm not touchin' this one.

[Flux]

"Such bad taste... butt I'll bite", he said tongue-in-cheek.
Bottom line? No, No Life (why else would I post...)

[Rob Sharer]

I for one would be very impressed if you could bite Uranus.


Rob

[Flux]

I for one would be very impressed if you could bite Uranus.


Rob

Yeah, it took me a while to get my head around it.

[dave r.]

I hear there's a ring around Uranus.

[CDaughtry]

I don't know if its little moons, or dingle ballies that surround it...:barf

[Flux]

I hear there's a ring around Uranus.

Uranus rings? I've heard that.

[It's Time!]

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:lFbv9Wfk9R_oWM:http://www.planet-facts.com/space-pictures/uranus/uranus-full-size.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.planet-facts.com/space-pictures/uranus/uranus-full-size.jpg&imgrefurl=http://planet-facts.com/uranus-pictures.php&usg=__D1IceUB2w0ZfAqhzMLm0mcYxdHc=&h=400&w=533&sz=25&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=lFbv9Wfk9R_oWM:&tbnh=99&tbnw=132&prev=/images%3Fq%3Duranus%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN)

anything living there ?

Don't look now, but there are rings around Uranus!

[leofenderbender]

If there is life there, they'll freeze their buns off.

[Rob Sharer]

Uranus rings? I've heard that.


If Uranus rings, do you pick up?


?

[opdev]

I like to teach my kids to shoot higher than I did.

Instead of saying "Get Your Head out of the clouds", I say get Your head our of Uranus.

Father of the year I am....

[flatus]

I had an astronomy class in high school. The teacher-- anticipating the reaction of us little idiots-- never pronounced the name of the seventh planet as "ur-anus". He pronounced it "urine-us".

It's tough being a high school astronomy teacher.

[Motorhed]

Something I've always wondered, What kind of asshole would name a planet Uranus anyway?:jo

[Rob Sharer]

I had an astronomy class in high school. The teacher-- anticipating the reaction of us little idiots-- never pronounced the name of the seventh planet as "ur-anus". He pronounced it "urine-us".

It's tough being a high school astronomy teacher.


Ours did that, too, as if it was somehow more proper. In my mind's eye, it was spelled "urinous," like ruinous, only more yellow. Go figure.

Rob

[Flux]

Uranus rings, do you pick up?

Uranus, pick up? Well I've heard of a neck pick up....:huh

[Big White Tele]

Uranus, pick up? Well I've heard of a neck pick up....:huh
That would be the "Rear pickup"

[bluesjuke]

If there is, you should ask the doctor for some penicillin.



Yes, it's probably just some sort of growth.

[phoenix 7]

To the ancient Greeks, "Uranus" meant "Heaven." But we all know the type of lifestyle those guys had....

[Flux]

Yes, it's probably just some sort of growth.

Bummer.

[Big White Tele]

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn216/EdwardoPlaya/Uranus.jpg

[todd richman]

This thread's humor has gotten really crappy!! I think the mods may want to flush it out now!!!

[frank62]

I always wondered why a sewage disposal plant was put right next to a recreation area.

[daddyo]

Uranus - the butt of all the planetary jokes.

[ACfixer]

To the ancient Greeks, "Uranus" meant "Heaven." But we all know the type of lifestyle those guys had....

"Rim" shot!

[Cobra]

These guys think this thread is the funniest shite EVER!! http://stompboxes.co.uk/forum/images/smilies/lol.gif
http://www.rumpers.com/media/files7/pictures/crazy_poodles.jpg

[fender tele]

I've heard that there has been space travel to Uranus, but they had trouble with the landing every time. Through a good telescope, you can see the skid marks around Uranus.


My 300th post is about Uranus!!!!!!!!

[Rob Sharer]

I feel sorry for you if you still need a telescope to find Uranus.

Rob

[dave r.]

Enough of this juvenile behaivor! Let's get back to discussing something of interest - like 'ANOS' tubes.

[Dyingsea]

A black hole was sighted in and/or around Uranus.

[CocoTone]

My main issue is getting rid of the damn Klingons.

Shave.:cool:

CT.

[fender tele]

Shave.:cool:

CT.


You allow shaving on Uranus?

[Flux]

Asstronaut reveals sudden danger to Uranus

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/761425/photocopier_mishap_leads_to_butt_injury/

[crosse79]

I don't know - is that where the UFOs get their look from?

[dave r.]

Astomoners have discovered a new planet in front of Uranus. They've decided to name it Urtaint.

[davebc]

... must resist Klingon joke...

can...

not...

do...

it...

Paging Mike Hunt
Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

Sorry, I lack your will power.

[davebc]

A black hole was sighted in and/or around Uranus.

:rotflmao:rotflmao:rotflmao:rotflmao
I'm so f***ing immature for my age it ain't funny!

Please don't blow my cover.:D

[mouldynudger]

Is there any water there? Are there lakes and rivers or even seas? Would it be possible to sail a ship there? Will there be a need for Seamen?

[baddmann28]

I've heard of life on Uranus, but the smell got so bad they all left. Winds always from the North.