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todd richman
08-25-2009, 12:30 PM
I just had to do it!!! Seems to be the thread theme of the day and with 5500+ posts-I wanted to give it a go!

Blue Light
08-25-2009, 12:34 PM
She was shtupping a guy in the band.

aeolian
08-25-2009, 12:39 PM
Raiders of the lost bark?

Lance
08-25-2009, 12:49 PM
Because everyone knows that Captain & Tenille's chops blow them away!!

I mean come on, Muskrat Love! The crescending bridge arpeggios totally smoke that gummy, wummy, "I got you babe," crapola.

JPF
08-25-2009, 12:56 PM
Sonny was sick and tired of Cher always having to be on top.

Of the billing, naturally.

Lespaulsignature 74
08-25-2009, 01:00 PM
Cher became a big fan of The Allman Bros. Band

pir8matt
08-25-2009, 01:13 PM
Sonny wanted to devote more time to skiing.

todd richman
08-25-2009, 01:14 PM
In particular an organ player named Greg who could also play her organ-the one in her living room of course!

Some body had to bring up the skiing incident-well it was more than an incident actually but still...the day he died was kinda sad actually-to see Cher's makeup running all over while she sobbed about the guy she hadn't been with in 30 years!

cvansickle
08-25-2009, 01:15 PM
Cher was never meant to be a one-man woman. She's more woman than any one man can handle.

semi-hollowbody
08-25-2009, 01:16 PM
they realized one of them had mass appeal and the other did not
oh and she was schtuping someone in the band...

Julia343
08-25-2009, 01:21 PM
One had talent and the other ended up running for Congress.

Blue Light
08-25-2009, 01:24 PM
Their tranformation was pretty interesting, actually. From the wild & wooly pre-hippie Love Generation duo to the Las Vegas tux-and-gowns show. And actually Sonny had a whole life before the Cher thing when he was a slickster producer working for Phil Spector. And before that he was a truck driver.
At the end of his life he's in Congress!
I tell ya, there was a guy who had the American dream.

xmentalpilot
08-25-2009, 01:26 PM
Vibrato ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

clothwiring
08-25-2009, 01:32 PM
Wait for it...
Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Yoko!

Amp360
08-25-2009, 01:34 PM
Cher had a bigger Pen...

mikem
08-25-2009, 01:44 PM
One had talent and the other ended up running for Congress.

One ended up in congress and the other was engaged in oral congress with Gene Simmons.

Mike

DC1
08-25-2009, 02:12 PM
Wait for it...
Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Yoko!

:bkw



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