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MudPies
09-24-2009, 02:24 PM
Do you do like this super smart kid? (http://www.ketv.com/news/18838874/detail.html)

:clips

ACfixer
09-24-2009, 02:27 PM
"Schomaker allegedly told deputies the kitten was high strung and needed to be put in the bong to keep it calm."

And the problem is? :D

Jahn
09-24-2009, 02:29 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger's_cat

Shomaker's Cat? You sure it wasn't Schrodinger's Cat?

Marshalls Law
09-24-2009, 02:29 PM
What a tool!

If he wants to smoke dope that is his perogative but forcing an animal to sit in a bong and breathe in the smoke is insanity. People who are cruel to animals should be strung up by their balls and left to rot.

Sickening

Dog Boy
09-24-2009, 02:31 PM
Oh wow man...

Matt_C
09-24-2009, 02:34 PM
That charge could be upgraded to a felony if the kitten dies or has long-term effects from the alleged abuse.

Yes, jurisprudence insanity once again. I used to live in a town that passed an ordinance outlawing the harming of quadrupeds. That included using mouse traps on mice. Another sign we've lost our collective minds.

:horse

Ahhh, that felt GOOD! (reference to whacking a quadruped with a stick)

Totally Bored
09-24-2009, 02:34 PM
I'd like to get my evil Chihuahua high.







Just sayin and all.

Jahn
09-24-2009, 02:36 PM
Holy. Moley.

http://whatabong.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/cat-bong.jpg

ACfixer
09-24-2009, 02:37 PM
People who are cruel to animals should be strung up by their balls and left to rot.

In his own perverted way I bet he thinks he was doing the cat a favor. It's called "dope" for a reason.

EDIT: Wow that shoebox-bong looks like it was made especially for getting the cat high. That's one disturbed individual and one I'm sure will make regular visits to the penal system over his lifetime.

Jahn
09-24-2009, 02:39 PM
In his own perverted way I bet he thinks he was doing the cat a favor. It's called "dope" for a reason.

http://www.audizine.com/gallery/data/500/7717_163875745714_666345714_4166447_1352777_n.jpg

And TGP Pub's circle is complete for today.

Totally Bored
09-24-2009, 02:44 PM
OMG What has the world come to when a thread about the correct size belt to beat your child is a Stud and a thread about getting your kitten stoned is a Dud ?

TwoTubMan
09-24-2009, 02:44 PM
“The individual stated he had done this several times,” agent Bob Downey said.

I've noticed over the years a common thread amongst stupid people is the inability to grasp that "right to remain silent" thingie.

Matt_C
09-24-2009, 02:45 PM
<snip> That's one disturbed individual....

What was your first clue?

The article is a sad commentary on our time, on many levels.

drgonzoguitar
09-24-2009, 02:45 PM
I had a body bag I used to smoke weed in (long time ago). Surprisingly effective as a human bong. Always had to make sure there was someone to let me out....

Doing that to a cat is just wrong.

Matt_C
09-24-2009, 02:46 PM
OMG What has the world come to....?

Do you really want to know? Sometimes ignorance really is bliss.

phoenix 7
09-24-2009, 02:50 PM
Any cat would be "high strung" after being repeatedly stuffed inside a bong. What a douchebag.

ACfixer
09-24-2009, 02:51 PM
What was your first clue?

Ohhhh I dunno, that fact he was sharing his stash with a cat? :cool:

MudPies
09-24-2009, 02:51 PM
The article is a sad commentary on our time, on many levels.

Well, our time looks pretty terrible if that's all you're looking for... :horse

ChmpgnSupernover
09-24-2009, 02:55 PM
Since highschool its always bugged me when people call marijuana, "dope." Dope, I always thought, was slang for heroin.

ACfixer
09-24-2009, 03:01 PM
Since highschool its always bugged me when people call marijuana, "dope." Dope, I always thought, was slang for heroin.

Since highschool we referred to it as smoking dope. I think "dope" is slang for all drugs, even speed. I've heard of people that use needles with speed refer to it as "shootin' dope" or "runnin' dope". Go figure...

jtm622
09-24-2009, 03:06 PM
That punk needs to be talked to... by hand...
IMO, knotheads like that are the lowest form of human life...

ChmpgnSupernover
09-24-2009, 03:07 PM
Since highschool we referred to it as smoking dope. I think "dope" is slang for all drugs, even speed. I've heard of people that use needles with speed refer to it as "shootin' dope" or "runnin' dope". Go figure...

I dunno, I was listening to NPR one day and they had on some "Drug Expert", some PhD type guy who lived with heroin addicts for some length of time and wrote a book about it. This guy made it a point to clear up that "dope" is the common term for heroin, not other drugs, like marijuana. But thats not what this thread is about. Lets get back to stuffing domestic animals into smoking devices... err talking about it, I mean.

Mayor McCheese
09-24-2009, 03:09 PM
I bet that cat was puttin' away some major kitten chow after that!

That kid's a TOOL.

MudPies
09-24-2009, 03:09 PM
Maybe Mr "Drug Expert" thinks thats the case but where I grew up Dope was a catch all name for all drugs.

bilbal
09-24-2009, 03:22 PM
How could anyone even consider harming an animal like that. I'm not going to get into the whole ASPCA/PETA discussion, I'm talking, intentionally harming a defenseless animal... WTF????

That friggin punk needs a good-ole-fashioned ass whipping, IMO.

ACfixer
09-24-2009, 03:30 PM
That friggin punk needs a good-ole-fashioned ass whipping, IMO.

Ooh ooh, you mean like corporal punishment? Agreed. ;)

JamesT
09-24-2009, 03:40 PM
Doubly agreed and a year in the slammer....

fuzzbird
09-24-2009, 03:46 PM
what an ass head.
boo.

gag halfrunt
09-24-2009, 03:46 PM
Maybe Mr "Drug Expert" thinks thats the case but where I grew up Dope was a catch all name for all drugs.

EXACTLY.

There is some variance regarding weed. In many places, "dope" refers to most illicit drugs other than marijuana.

crzyfngers
09-24-2009, 04:01 PM
how about if you're smoking a kitty and your bong walks by....

getbent
09-24-2009, 04:03 PM
this thread could actually cause mental illness.

EataPeach
09-24-2009, 04:05 PM
That punk needs to be talked to... by hand...



I'll volenteer for that.... What friggin ahole.

We should have caning etc...People may think twice if there were some sort of severe concequenses(sp?)

Matt_C
09-24-2009, 04:37 PM
Well, our time looks pretty terrible if that's all you're looking for... :horse

Indeed. Bad news sells as the saying goes. That's why threads like this attract replies. People are far more interested in the negative than the positive. However, I propose an objective view. The world is horrible and wonderful at the same time.

Are times getting worse overall? I think an objective view would reveal that. It isn't necessarily negative, but realistic. The Emu, also, once buried it's head in the sand. It's now extinct.

Matt_C
09-24-2009, 04:41 PM
Ohhhh I dunno, that fact he was sharing his stash with a cat? :cool:

Perhaps it could be he enjoyed altered states over reality. That would have been my first clue. The fact that a marijuana smoker would choose to abuse his kitten while abusing his mind doesn't seem too surprising.

Reality isn't for the faint of heart.

The Last Rebel
09-24-2009, 04:49 PM
Indeed. Bad news sells as the saying goes. That's why threads like this attract replies. People are far more interested in the negative than the positive. However, I propose an objective view. The world is horrible and wonderful at the same time.

Are times getting worse overall? I think an objective view would reveal that. It isn't necessarily negative, but realistic. The Emu, also, once buried it's head in the sand. It's now extinct.
Uh, emu's aren't extinct.

Yankee Univox
09-24-2009, 04:53 PM
What a tool!

If he wants to smoke dope that is his perogative but forcing an animal to sit in a bong and breathe in the smoke is insanity. People who are cruel to animals should be strung up by their balls and left to rot.

SickeningOh you HATER...you! :worried

phoenix 7
09-24-2009, 06:19 PM
Uh, emu's aren't extinct.

:rotflmao

MudPies
09-24-2009, 06:40 PM
I wonder if he ever fedden his dog acid or used a gas bong.

(hi PTers)

ezcletus
09-24-2009, 07:12 PM
Quote;
“The cat appeared to be very lethargic, somewhat in a sleeping state,” Jarrett said.

Ya think.

Greggy
09-24-2009, 08:00 PM
That punk needs to be talked to... by hand...
IMO, knotheads like that are the lowest form of human life...

So you are an advocate of corporal punishment. Recommend a belt for beating your typical kittey bong smoking dude.

jtm622
09-24-2009, 08:21 PM
So you are an advocate of corporal punishment. Recommend a belt for beating your typical kittey bong smoking dude.

Belt???

TB72
09-24-2009, 09:46 PM
how about if you're smoking a kitty and your bong walks by....

...or if your kitty WAS the bong...

gearhound17
09-24-2009, 10:11 PM
That punk needs to be talked to... by hand...
IMO, knotheads like that are the lowest form of human life...


I must agree.
I think the PETA gangsters should pay him a little visit...off the clock.

Stratobuc
09-24-2009, 10:12 PM
This makes me sick, that "person" needs "help"......

gearhound17
09-24-2009, 10:13 PM
I'll volenteer for that.... What friggin ahole.

We should have caning etc...People may think twice if there were some sort of severe concequenses(sp?)

Hey I was just thinking the same thing. A public caning would not only do him good but send a appropriate message. "Hmmm maybe using an animal like that is not such a good idea".

plexistack
09-24-2009, 10:14 PM
The cat got x-rays and free medical coverage? Is the cat even a US citizen?