If you get pulled over by the cops, how do you know they are real cops ?

[Dr. Tweedbucket]

What if they are really fake American cops from China driving a Chinese copy Crown Vic with Chinese fake copy cop badges and uniforms and Chinese copy cop radios and bogus Chinese copy cop radar, and Chinese Copy cop fake ticket books and simulated Chinese copy cop Smith and Wesson holster guns? :confused:

How can you tell, and should you pull over and waste your time with them? :huh

[Moe Zambeek]

You sclewed, Missa Magloo!

[lovelife]

Keep driving and if more fake police join the chase, they run a pretty legit counterfeit police force.

[VintageKnob]

The could be liquid metal robots from the future!!!

Man we need Frank Zappa NOW!!!

[sosomething]

If they spell Police with an "s" and any of the lettering on their car reads "Metro PD for most harmonious lucky and happy family maximum orgasm" it's probably Chinese.

[danelectro]

How do I know that I'm replying to the real "The Gear Page" right now???

[Ricman]

mojo sent

[Dr. Tweedbucket]

How do I know that I'm replying to the real "The Gear Page" right now???


http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/frown.gif




:cry:

[PinoyBoy]

When real cops pull you over, you'll hear this in the background: "bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatch gonna do when they come for you".

[epluribus]

Donut crums?

[gag halfrunt]

"I'm not falling for the banana in the tailpipe trick."

[Darth Tater]

Ask them for the secret handshake.

[Luke]

They keep their fly zipped.

[Laroosco!]

The real police make you exit the car and remove your pants. Then they beat you and urinate on you while you lay bleeding...right?

[3 Mile Stone]

:rotflmaoDonut crums?


I was going to go with donut breath.

[stevieboy]

If the ticket says your fine is 500 yuan, he can assume they are Chinese.

[clothwiring]

How do I know that I'm replying to the real "The Gear Page" right now???

Well being one of the web security guys for the company I work for, I could run some processes and scans and see if the gear page is real.

Then again...

What is real?

:munch

[megalowmatt]

wrong thread.

[thewhit]

Bullets laden with donut glaze won't exit the chamber?

[Frankee]

I live in San Diego.......the capital of homicidal-maniac cops. These f**kers will blow you away for jaywalking.

I would gladly welcome and embrace their inferior Chinese counterparts.

[Teh Smith]

Well, the doughnut crumbs of course. Everybody knows that.