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Ken Ho
10-09-2009, 10:10 PM
I'm bored, and I just read this in the other thread, so to elaborate rather htan hijack, I though we could have some fun making up some silly names
Ya'll know the rules.

Infirmity
Fruit
President

Bent Banana Obama ??

I really like Scrofula as an infirmity, but apart from being eminently suited to being a metal band name, I'm not coming up wiht anything that flies for the blues thing.
KeithC
10-09-2009, 10:11 PM
"Dresses Left Johnson" has always been my favorite.
kimock
10-09-2009, 10:16 PM
Muddy Johnson.
Ken Ho
10-09-2009, 10:19 PM
Muddy Johnson.


Where is your fruit ??

OK, I'll accept a vegetable. Here...................

Muddy Spud Johnson
kimock
10-09-2009, 10:24 PM
Where is your fruit ??

OK, I'll accept a vegetable. Here...................

Muddy Spud Johnson

Muddy Johnson breaks all the rules.
Swain
10-09-2009, 10:30 PM
E D Banana Harding
mojocaster.com
10-09-2009, 10:47 PM
E D Banana Harding


winner, thread over. :)
Greggy
10-09-2009, 10:58 PM
Swollen Banana Bush
cbguy
10-10-2009, 12:33 AM
Mad Melon McKinley
kurtsstuff
10-10-2009, 12:45 AM
Blind Lemon Jefferson...ok so..he exsisted
cbguy
10-10-2009, 12:49 AM
Fat Apple Adams
cbguy
10-10-2009, 12:51 AM
L'il Kiwi Washington
cbguy
10-10-2009, 12:52 AM
Lame Lime Lincoln
kurtsstuff
10-10-2009, 12:54 AM
Knock Kneed Kumquat Roosevelt
cbguy
10-10-2009, 12:56 AM
Tiny Tomato Taylor
cbguy
10-10-2009, 12:57 AM
Bowlegged Banana Jackson
kurtsstuff
10-10-2009, 12:58 AM
Halitosis Honey Dew Hoover
cbguy
10-10-2009, 12:59 AM
Flatfoot Fig Ford
kurtsstuff
10-10-2009, 01:00 AM
Flatfoot Fig Ford

Yup...lol!!!! ;)
cbguy
10-10-2009, 01:00 AM
Jittery Jackfruit Jackson
kurtsstuff
10-10-2009, 01:07 AM
Priapism pomegranate Grant
Kaji13
10-10-2009, 01:22 AM
Rank Rainwater Rick.
Ken Ho
10-10-2009, 02:03 AM
Just got back from skating, and the TGP Comedy Club came through again.
Had a bloody good laugh that I needed.
Silly bastards !!
Gimme some more..
CincinnatiSi
10-10-2009, 03:25 AM
Inflammed Persimmons Polk
todd richman
10-10-2009, 06:32 AM
Thumbless Melon Johnson
Nonvintage
10-10-2009, 06:53 AM
Impotent Kumquat Polk????????
Pete Cage
10-10-2009, 07:20 AM
Hangnail Persimmon Taft

And it doesn't fit the archetype, but:

Tiny Pink Johnson
ShavenYak
10-10-2009, 07:35 AM
Harelip Guava Garfield
Blanket Jackson
10-10-2009, 07:38 AM
Necrotic Fig Grant
Blanket Jackson
10-10-2009, 07:39 AM
Halitosis Mango Jackson
Mike52
10-10-2009, 09:55 AM
M. Peach Nixon
Jon Silberman
10-10-2009, 10:05 AM
Unoriginal Lemon Jefferson
Pietro
10-10-2009, 10:15 AM
Best thread EVER!

Flatulent Rutabaga Fillmore
TravisE
10-10-2009, 10:15 AM
Big Berry Washington
tone4days
10-10-2009, 10:16 AM
i always thought the middle name was a meteorological phenomenon?

e.g. blind lightning washington
tokiswartooth
10-10-2009, 10:24 AM
Rough Rhubarb Reagan
reno88
10-10-2009, 10:39 AM
astigmatic pomegranate rosenbaum.
Zero G
10-12-2009, 07:13 PM
Botulism Blueberry Bush
phatdave
10-12-2009, 07:19 PM
Clap Qumcuat Clinton...say that fast 3 times.
kevinhifi
10-12-2009, 07:24 PM
Rotten Cumquat Bush
dhdfoster
10-12-2009, 07:27 PM
Scurvy Durian Van Buren
Whiskeyrebel
10-12-2009, 07:33 PM
Lazy Raisin Hayes? That has a ring to it.

My friends and I made a batch of battered catfish nuggets and doused them in buffalo wing sauce, and when we called the dish Buffalo Catfish we all agreed that Buffalo Catfish sounds like the name of some old bluesman.

He could play a benefit concert at the Battered Catfish Shelter.
GAT
10-12-2009, 08:43 PM
Rancid Rectum Rhubarb Williamson
wstsidela
10-12-2009, 08:44 PM
Swol'd Up Johnson
CharAznable
10-12-2009, 08:55 PM
Lupus Pomelo Nixon
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Blackcurrant Ford
waxbytes
10-12-2009, 11:07 PM
Scurvy Pickle Pierce
Motorhed
10-12-2009, 11:16 PM
Appaloosa Bugeyes

Although fictional, the name did come from real life. My mom's horse can bug his eyes out like you wouldn't believe when he's nervous. One day I said he had the Appaloosa Bugeyes and thought it sounded like an old bluesman name haha.
walpow
10-12-2009, 11:28 PM
Gout Plum Van Buren
dangerbird
10-13-2009, 06:43 AM
I actually had a dream a few years back that I was going to go by the blues name, Retarded Apple. I'm not a fan of the terminology, but it was a dream, couldn't help it. I forget what the president's name was that filled out the end, but I remember waking up going, "man, what a weird dream!"
reeced
10-13-2009, 06:59 AM
Bubonic Blue tongue Bush
Whiskeyrebel
10-13-2009, 08:20 AM
Chubby Orange Dixon
crzyfngers
10-13-2009, 08:31 AM
flaccid legume jackson
Redhouse-Blues
10-13-2009, 08:48 AM
Honeydew Bob
Stratman76
10-13-2009, 08:54 AM
Les Johnson (oh wait... that was the porn name for John Wayne Bobbit)

Blind Mo Lester
waltkh5
10-13-2009, 08:56 AM
White Jelly Fungus
landorff
10-13-2009, 09:52 AM
I've always joked when playing some blues

Boiling Water
Bobbyoso
10-13-2009, 09:59 AM
Hemorrhagic Pomegranate Ford
Twangdaddy
10-13-2009, 11:31 AM
Half-Dead Garlic Fred
westchesterdave
10-13-2009, 12:45 PM
Tiny Johnson
partacaster
10-13-2009, 12:50 PM
Johnny Pepper Johnson...no fruit, I know
Boogie92801
10-13-2009, 12:51 PM
flacid fig fraklin
todd richman
10-13-2009, 12:51 PM
Ah Dave, Dave, Dave-you cannot follow the rules-just like in school! You missed the fruit-besides you don't want the world to know the truth about your manhood!

Impish Avacado Johnson would do though!
jkemmery
10-13-2009, 01:06 PM
When I lived in Austin back in the early '90's, there was a band named "Blind Willie's Johnson", kind of a joke, tongue-in-cheek innuendo blues singer name ...
Mike R.
10-13-2009, 01:16 PM
Srcubby bush and the midnight scratchers.
Fuchsaudio
10-13-2009, 01:26 PM
I used "Rufus Lee King" (Roof is Leaking)...took my daughter a few minutes, then she said "heeeeeeeeeey..."
jkemmery
10-13-2009, 01:29 PM
I used "Rufus Lee King" (Roof is Leaking)...took my daughter a few minutes, then she said "heeeeeeeeeey..."

That is Sofa King Awesome!!!
Ken Ho
10-13-2009, 01:51 PM
Ah Dave, Dave, Dave-you cannot follow the rules-just like in school! You missed the fruit-besides you don't want the world to know the truth about your manhood!

Impish Avacado Johnson would do though!

Flagrant disregard for the rules is strongly approved of, especially if it produces funny results.

Onion Breath Eisenhower ??
Zero G
10-13-2009, 01:54 PM
Flatulent Grapefruit Nixon
Autopilot Slim
10-13-2009, 05:22 PM
Paralyzed Peach Bush

Ebola Cherry Truman
westchesterdave
10-13-2009, 07:13 PM
Ah Dave, Dave, Dave-you cannot follow the rules-just like in school! You missed the fruit-besides you don't want the world to know the truth about your manhood!

Impish Avacado Johnson would do though!


That's what I get for not starting at the beginning....Oh well, the world knows the truth now. Nice of you to mention it. I won't get into the that's not what (insert your gf's name here) says stuff.

How about Clubfoot Kumquat Clinton?
todd921
10-13-2009, 08:35 PM
Festering Mango Clinton
oslo
10-13-2009, 08:39 PM
hairy orange bush?
Whiskeyrebel
10-14-2009, 08:20 AM
hairy orange bush?

Pure genius sir!

Man, I had a new one to add last night but there's no point. No matter what name I think of, I can't lick Hairy Orange Bush.
iamstooky
10-14-2009, 11:36 AM
BB Gun
johnhenry
10-14-2009, 12:08 PM
Pure genius sir!

Man, I had a new one to add last night but there's no point. No matter what name I think of, I can't lick Hairy Orange Bush.

nor would you want to.

Swollen Figs Johnson
Doug H
10-14-2009, 12:32 PM
Infirmity
Fruit
President



Impotent Black Cherry Harrison
Ken Ho
10-14-2009, 02:11 PM
hairy orange bush?

That, me old crumb, is fekkin brilliant !!

Whoever said that Vikings have no sense of humour ??
davess23
10-14-2009, 04:00 PM
Soft Grape Garfield
Geppetto
10-14-2009, 06:12 PM
Lame Lemon Ford

Hairy Cherry Truman

Daft Apple Taft

Blind Date Clinton
TravisE
10-15-2009, 04:29 PM
Blind Date Clinton

:bow

This one ranks up there with Hairy Orange Bush. Amazing!