Ever been shat on by a crow or other large bird? [Archive]

MudPies

11-13-2009, 10:51 AM

Couple years back while walking to work up north. He was chilling on a power poll that happened to extend over the sidewalk. As I was walking under.... SPLATT! Som'bitch got me right on the shoulder.

Damn bird :(

R13D

11-13-2009, 10:59 AM

Sure.Couple of times by seagulls.

gainiac

11-13-2009, 11:02 AM

Their is a gnarly railroad bridge I gotta walk under to go to the local supermarket.........

It's a friggin' pidgeon convention.......Bastards are hangin' out on the I beams, just waiting..............

It's the "Death Star Trench Run" of birdshit.

It rains bird-shit under there.........

I hate the bastards.

zion

11-13-2009, 11:04 AM

While hunting turkey, I was posted up under a giant oak early one morning, thinking the birds were roosting further up on the ridge.
Splat.
?
Splat.
??
Splat
???
$#*! As they woke up (right above me), they made deposits and I didn't even get a courtesy flush...

Doodad

11-13-2009, 11:18 AM

Wife and I walked out on vacation to the deck of the rental home at the beach the whole family goes to every year.

Wham. Whole flock of pelicans unload on us. :bitch

We had to go to the outdoor shower stall downstairs and clean us and do laundry. Nasty shrimp and fish smell.:puh

RGB

11-13-2009, 11:22 AM

A Robin took a nice colorful dump on my shoulder a couple of weeks ago as I mowed the lawn! He was perched on the power line over my back yard and his aim was near perfect!
They're eating good up here, that's for sure!

Midnight Lady

11-13-2009, 11:33 AM

Yes. A low flying sea gull. Hit my hair and ran down my back. Of course, not realizing what had happened, I ran my hand over my hair, so now its in three places. Grossssss.

twinrider1

11-13-2009, 11:37 AM

You know how after you trailer your boat you stop and clean it off. We were doing that and I joked around about what if birds crapped on the boat. Sure enough, we're about done and a flight of geese breaks over a tree line and they headed straight for us, just like bombers on a run! Missed the boat but nailed my buddy in the shoulder. Everybody thought it was hilarious...except him. Apparently goose crap is really nasty stuff and will ruin clothes.

It's Time!

11-13-2009, 11:40 AM

It happend to me the other day at the beach in San Clemente by a seagull. Landed on my arm :D

http://www.davidmixner.com/images/2008/04/05/seagull.jpg

echale3

11-13-2009, 11:41 AM

I did 6 years of nutritional research for an egg producer. The research I was doing necessitated spending lots of time in the "pit" of high-rise laying houses.

For those that don't know, the pit is where all the shit goes, and the ones I did my research in were usually about 9 feet from floor to ceiling. Chicken crap fell like brown rain.

If you were walking the pit to get samples, you had to be careful, sometimes what looked like *solid* footing was actually just a crust over some really wet stuff--we're talking shit slurry. Yes, I've speak from experience--I've been waist deep in it, fortunately never head-first...

lpfella

11-13-2009, 11:43 AM

This guy knows how it tastes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzjLlqIuVhI

Anyone seen that footage of Cindy Lauper live when the bird poops in her mouth as she is holding a note? Man, that would suck.

Been pooped on by birds like robins several times myself but nothing bigger.

Doug H

11-13-2009, 11:43 AM

No, but my car has...

Mark Ray

11-13-2009, 11:44 AM

schmidlin

11-13-2009, 11:52 AM

My ex got nailed right between the eyes by a Canadian goose. Really.

Should have taken that as a clue, I suppose.

Flavum

11-13-2009, 01:22 PM

Threads like this almost make me miss Tweedbucket. Almost.

Hacksaw

11-13-2009, 01:30 PM

Once, Just once.

http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/3/3d/88mag.jpg/400px-88mag.jpg

fazendeiro

11-13-2009, 01:33 PM

I have to say, I find it very funny that at this moment this thread is located directly below the "The Black Crowes -- TOUR REPORT" thread.

I know, I'm easily amused.

cry of love

11-13-2009, 01:36 PM

My ex got nailed right between the eyes by a Canadian goose. Really.

Should have taken that as a clue, I suppose.

Haha, same here! Served her right tho.:bumpbump

cry of love

11-13-2009, 01:38 PM

Threads like this almost make me miss Tweedbucket. Almost.

Who is this Tweedbucket you speak of?:confused:

phoenix 7

11-13-2009, 01:38 PM

When I was about 4, I was outside playing and a bird shit in my ear. I remember running into the house crying. :cry:

derekd

11-13-2009, 01:41 PM

Yes, often. My grandfather used to raise exotic birds, parrots, cockatoos and Macaws. Macaw shitte meets the government's criteria for toxic waste.

platonicbomb

11-13-2009, 01:47 PM

I almost got nailed between the eyes by a blue heron. By the heron, not by its shit. One time I was chasing a heron around a lake on a ski-do, though, and it was squeezing out as much green goo as it could trying discourage me.

But as for getting soiled, there was an afternoon in Yarinacocha at the headwaters of the Amazon, summer 1985, when I was nibbled on by piranha, bitten by a boa constrictor and pooped on by a toucan.

The Golden Boy

11-13-2009, 01:48 PM

Once, Just once.

http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/3/3d/88mag.jpg/400px-88mag.jpg

My mother hung me on a hook once.

Once.

cooljuk

11-13-2009, 01:50 PM

one time by a sea gull. right down the side of my face and down my shirt.

gaddamn you for making me relive that!

Analog Delay

11-14-2009, 09:27 AM

When I was about 4, I was outside playing and a bird shit in my ear. I remember running into the house crying. :cry:

This post made me laugh out loud...as has the majority of this thread.

I almost don't want to jinx this, but I've been lucky enough to have never been shat upon by a bird. Until later today, that is...this I'm fairly certain of.

I did have the pleasure of seeing my mom get shit on by a bird as a young boy in NYC. I laughed.

III

11-14-2009, 10:05 AM

It's the "Death Star Trench Run" of birdshit.

Stay on target... stay on target.

Analog Delay

11-14-2009, 10:45 AM

Been shat on by all manner of birds as well as dolphins, whales, seals, sea turtles, dogs, cats you name it, it's probably taken a shit on me. You really haven't lived life until you have had a sick dolphin fling a nice wad of green shit in your face and on your head.

Note to self:

Do not go near any animals with Bones.

Rough Boy

11-14-2009, 10:52 AM

Yes, I've been shat on by an Albatross! I played like Peter Green for the next few hours! Amazing how much an Albatross adds to the guitar playing experience!

Cobra

11-14-2009, 10:52 AM

Never one time...

chrisgraff

11-14-2009, 04:06 PM

I rest my case. :banana

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-fAajaSeiA&NR=1

MudPies

11-14-2009, 04:12 PM

^ fake'd vid, but mildly funny.

Nielsnielsniels

11-14-2009, 04:18 PM

It was the first day I wore my new jacket, and some bird shat on it and some of it came in my mouth. Horrible day :(

Brendan

11-14-2009, 05:58 PM

I went to a pet store to get feeder fish for my Oscars when I noticed a big, beautiful Macaw that I didn't see there the week before. I approached the cage slowly as an employee explained that the store was babysitting the bird while the owners were on vacation. "Oh, he's blind" says she, so I start off by talking to the bird softly...until he lifted his leg and shot off a big stream of piss at my brand new Reeboks. Imagine a super soaker full of piss and you get the idea.

gainiac

11-14-2009, 06:51 PM

Stay on target... stay on target.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMDV3eISLPs

oslo

11-14-2009, 07:38 PM

Haven't been crapped on myself, but I was walking with a friend from the grocery store during lunch. He had just bought himself a nice tasty lunch and a bottle of coke. Then a seagull flew over and just crapped all over his lunch and even right into his newly opened coke bottle. Good aim on that bird! Was hillarious, especially since the guy is a bit of an ass.

JZWest

11-14-2009, 07:52 PM

waiting on a pier just before sunup to go fishing and saw a flock of pelicans flying straight in my direction. i was leaning on a piling with my leg crossed, one foot forward when it happened. the bird let go out about 40 or so feet, but at that height, I watched it fall right on the front of my shoe. pretty substantial elimination