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FiestaRed
11-22-2009, 10:45 AM
stole the Percocet, slept with John Mayer, wore a lobster guitar strap, learned line dancing, is friends with Lady Gaga, beat LSU with no timeouts, starred in 2012, is greener than all of you put together, and is not the sexiest blonde of all time.

And she is regular. Sorry, no pics and no trades.

:banana
Boobala
11-22-2009, 10:46 AM
And she is regular. Sorry, no pics and no trades.

:banana

Comes from her daily ingestion of Bluefin tuna, I hear.
ford
11-22-2009, 10:47 AM
She also likes to kick small newborn puppies with her very, very long legs!:thud
Wagster
11-22-2009, 10:50 AM
I hear she's a better guitarist than Brad Paisley but doesn't play anymore because guitars are for old people.
parker
11-22-2009, 10:54 AM
I hear she doesn't use P-90's, cause she's young, hip and happenin' :banana
Flyin' Brian
11-22-2009, 10:58 AM
She's Chili's second cousin and loves Heritage and Tyler head stocks.
Tom CT
11-22-2009, 11:01 AM
Yeah, but is the new 2010 Taylor Swift a stud or dud?
bluesjuke
11-22-2009, 11:03 AM
I hear she's also anti-boutique.
Flyin' Brian
11-22-2009, 11:08 AM
She loves solid state amps.
It's Time!
11-22-2009, 11:13 AM
Taylor Swift uses direct deposit to her bank on a daily basis.
FiestaRed
11-22-2009, 11:18 AM
And she would not give Suproman77 crap about keeping his dogs outside.
Bob Longo
11-22-2009, 11:20 AM
She got dumped by Jigsaw.
Drifting
11-22-2009, 11:23 AM
I hear she doesn't use P-90's, cause she's young, hip and happenin' :banana

Oh yes, and she's also rumored to be one of the Big 4.
stratzrus
11-22-2009, 11:32 AM
I dunno...works for me.

http://blogs.phillyburbs.com/news/bcct/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2008/May/Tuesday/taylor_swift.jpg

I don't know anything about her music or what they say about her in the tabloids, but as Letterman would say, she's "easy on the eyes".
FiestaRed
11-22-2009, 12:24 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v710/FiestaRed/funny/TalorSwiftApproved.jpg
tonesurfer
11-22-2009, 01:05 PM
Retards. :D
Trout
11-22-2009, 02:40 PM
Rumor has it she is the only known defense against a Chuck Norris attack.
Boobala
11-22-2009, 02:43 PM
Rumor also has it that she can turn the light off and be in bed before the room gets dark.
TubeeTuberton
11-22-2009, 02:46 PM
All I remember is going to sleep one night in a world without Taylor Swift and then waking up to a world where everyone hangs on her every word. When did being an iconic/famous person start happening so quickly?
banjoze
11-22-2009, 02:47 PM
Ima gonna let you guys finish, but Beyonce had one of the best TGP threads ever made... one of the best ever made!
It's Time!
11-22-2009, 03:24 PM
Retards. :D

Until you put up a clip of your songs we don't even think you play guitar.

:clips
jaimo
11-22-2009, 03:29 PM
Ima gonna let you guys finish, but Beyonce had one of the best TGP threads ever made... one of the best ever made!Dude...it's like you stepped on a tgp kitten!
LMAO!!
whitecadillac
11-22-2009, 03:52 PM
Ima gonna let you guys finish, but Beyonce had one of the best TGP threads ever made... one of the best ever made!

Post of the week.
Yankee Univox
11-22-2009, 04:02 PM
All I remember is going to sleep one night in a world without Taylor Swift and then waking up to a world where everyone hangs on her every word. When did being an iconic/famous person start happening so quickly?:agree
epluribus
11-22-2009, 04:52 PM
She has that mojo scent.
cmatthes
11-22-2009, 06:08 PM
All I know is that a bunch of clowns from the HC Forums all of a sudden came here and some "Tell me about Taylor Swift" and "what color pickguard goes with Taylor Swift?" threads suddenly started up...
Bryan316
11-23-2009, 11:36 AM
That silver dress isn't a real dress, but an alien pregnancy probe reflector to keep her ovaries safe from Octomom's anonymous donor.