Caption this pic (bathroom humor)

[stratman34]

My company recently hung one of these signs in each of the men's bathroom stalls. Open for your intrepretation: :huh

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll248/stratman34/Random/IMG_0019.jpg

[anxiousmofo]

hands free, please.

[rich2k4]

don't piss with the seat down.

[Frankee]

Continuous streams only.

[mojocaster.com]

...shakin' it more than three times is startin' to play with it...

[Hendrix99]

No urinating in the toilet, please spray anywhere else.

[Craig Walker]

No fishing allowed.

[razorbladeSD]

Deuces only?

[Brock]

Women only can pee standing up. No men.

[Frankee]

Texans pee sitting down?

[JPF]

No slamming the toilet cover down on your dick.

[Randy]

If you're hung like this, please don't take it out. It's embarassing to the rest of us. :cry:

[knockonwood]

The force of your stream must not lift you from the ground.

[MichelleTele]

No men with bitty penises.

[A.Pulverizer]

No enlarged prostate stall.

[macheesmo3]

Watch out for hungry pelicans!!!!!!

[Craig Walker]

Beware of venomous, banded sewer vipers.

[Zelmo]

'Women's Room'

[mojocaster.com]

The force of your stream must not lift you from the ground.


Good stuff :D

[Drifting]

If you're pissing out little pebbles like this... something is horribly wrong.

[Bluedawg]

Standen Verboten

Nur Sitzpinkle


:p

[stratzrus]

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll248/stratman34/Random/IMG_0019.jpg

Men with short horn please stand close to the bowl, janitor can't swim.

[Jiffy_Jeff]

Warning: Snapping Toilet Ahead!

[pedalcr8z]

"Your feet MUST stay on the yellow line and inflate your shoes please"

[sodapopinski]

"Do not throw change into the toilet..."

[TubeeTuberton]

"No flushing striped tail cat down toilet"

[Tonemeister69]

Caution: Splashback

[2leod]

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll248/stratman34/Random/IMG_0019.jpg

Don't leave toilet seat lid at an angle while urinating.

Very dangerous.

[Neer]

Do not chain your penis to the toilet.

[JRDill]

http://blog.cartelagency.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/push-button-receive-bacon.png

[Ed Reed]

No passing blood allowed.

[ducatisteve]

'Women's Room'

My favorite so far!

[Rattles]

don't piss with the seat down.


Exactly! Don't be too damn lazy to lift the seat too!

[TNJ]

http://blog.cartelagency.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/push-button-receive-bacon.png


OR...the illustrated downside to performing a prostate exam without gloves.

S.
j

[Shiny_Beast]

Pissing marbles is strictly prohibited

[Taylor 339]

No gallstones.

[KeithC]

In the interest of decorum please position penis behind handy angled bar as illustrated.

[Big White Tele]

Women Please sit while peeing untill you have master this method at home.

[Tonemeister69]

Do not use penis to play "battleships" in urinal.

[Thor]

"No BPH"

Do you work at the Flomax plant?

[Thor]

OR...the illustrated downside to performing a prostate exam without gloves.

S.
j


That is one of the funniest things I have read in a LONG time!

[PAF]

You've heard of "sweating bullets"?

[sovtekking]

Warning: Snapping Toilet Ahead!

How about..."Don't feed the Snapping Toilet"

or

No Urinating while lid levitates.

[Don't Post]

at least they didn't post these.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/blobpics/Funny/863595.jpg
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/blobpics/Funny/863596.jpg
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/blobpics/Funny/863588.jpg
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/blobpics/Funny/863605.jpg
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/blobpics/Funny/863603.jpg
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/blobpics/Funny/863589.jpg
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/blobpics/Funny/863590.jpg
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/blobpics/Funny/863593.jpg
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/blobpics/Funny/863591.jpg
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/blobpics/Funny/863592.jpg

[sovtekking]

In the interest of decorum please position penis behind handy angled bar as illustrated.

Haha well played!!

[Craig Walker]

Dont Post: LOL LOL

[usc96]

at least they didn't post these.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/blobpics/Funny/863595.jpg
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/blobpics/Funny/863596.jpg
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/blobpics/Funny/863588.jpg
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/blobpics/Funny/863605.jpg
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/blobpics/Funny/863603.jpg
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/blobpics/Funny/863589.jpg
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/blobpics/Funny/863590.jpg
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/blobpics/Funny/863593.jpg
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/blobpics/Funny/863591.jpg
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/blobpics/Funny/863592.jpg

Funniest thing I've seen in a while.

[Section10]

no rapid fire.

[paulrocker]

long striped penis strictly prohibited

[megatonic]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/apico/IMG_0019.jpg
NO LAPTOPS ALLOWED IN RESTROOMS

[phoenix 7]

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll248/stratman34/Random/IMG_0019.jpg

No pooping through your penis. Poop goes out the other hole.

[Steve Foley]

Here are some Asian signs that cracked me up! (Warning: A couple of these are a bit graphic, but, hey, we're talking bathroom humor here.... 'nuff said...)

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2006/10/21/fun-asia-toilet-signs/

[Moe Zambeek]

"Why are you looking here? The joke is in your hand."