Make up a genre that contradicts itself

[MichelleTele]

I'll start:

Progressive Punk.

[jazzandmetal?]

Good Country

[MichelleTele]

LOL

[MHHayes]

Contemporary Oldies

[Boobala]

Country Rock

[schmidlin]

New Age

[Boobala]

Modern Classical

[Frankee]

Speed Ballad

[CharAznable]

Alternative Top 40
Shoegazer Glam
Symphonic Garage

[Frankee]

Gangsta Gospel

[WahmBoomAh]

alternative mainstream

[Ken Ho]

Goth pop................no wait, that's emo.

Stoner bluegrass.

[puckhead]

Speed Ballad


not a bad name for a band, right there.

[razorbladeSD]

Death Jazz

Polkacore

[guitarist58]

Elevator music

[razorbladeSD]

Shoegrass

[Boobala]

Acid Polka

[shane88]

it already exists = prog rock

[2leod]

Canadian Idol


Oh, wait...

[Drifting]

Musical Bebop
:hide

[imonabuss]

Country metal.

[Greggy]

Pensive Pop

[Joshlespaul1952]

Elevator music
Hah, nice.

[MichelleTele]

it already exists = prog rock

Sounds great though.

[Jamie_Mitchell]

Country Rock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLGrmxz_E50

[Guitar55]

Hardcore Folk

[The Last Rebel]

Stoner bluegrass.
The Grateful Dead were basically stoner bluegrass,

[GA20T]

Shoegrass

Now that's something I hope never comes to fruition. Ew.

[MichelleTele]

I'd watch it for shits and giggles.

[waylay00]

Original Blues

[MightyGuru]

Christian Rock

[Kaji13]

Jazzgaze

Nubian Progressive Yodeling

Country Metal

[MichelleTele]

Progressive Yodeling
[/QUOTE]

Focus much?

[Paul86]

Blue eyed Funk / Blues

[russ6100]

Melodic Metal

:hide

:D

[whitecadillac]

Alternative mainstream disco

[amigo30]

Soft Metal


Night Ranger stole your punchline there, Sister Christian..:D

[razorbladeSD]

Now that's something I hope never comes to fruition. Ew.


C'mon...who wouldn't want to hear a banjo thru a Big Muff, Memory Man and an AC30?

[Don A]

I thought of this yesterday when I heard a local radio station describe themselves-

Light Rock.

[Tonealicious]

Pirate Metal.

Wait. What?

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[CharAznable]

Pirate Metal.

Wait. What?

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We need ninja metal now

[Darkburst]

Adult contemporary death polka.

[Wesman61]

Intellectual Punk.
Christian Death Metal
Neo-Classical

[BuckeyeBrown]

A Capella Instrumentals

Afro Celtic

[FiestaRed]

Online experts

[derekd]

Death Polka

[Neer]

Instrumental Rap

Modern Baroque

Easy Listening House

Prog Trad

[Ricman]

Bubblegum Shred

[yucatown]

Bebop screamo
Latin country
Barbershop core-tet

[Tonealicious]

Death Pop

[teletran1175]

Progressive rock jam band

[TwoTubMan]

Afro Celtic

Is Celtic Reggae close enough?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efN_XfCGz3M

I have their CD, it's actually quite enjoyable.

[Grady]

Rap Music

[vesper]

Melodic Techno.

[Tonealicious]

Afro Celtic

It's been done.

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[greenlander]

Gregorian funk

[Brazen]

Blackgrass. :dude

[MichelleTele]

Progressive rock jam band

Ever heard of Umphry's Mckgee?

[Boobala]

Punk Jazz

[Jon Silberman]

I'm either humor-challenged or hyper-progressive because I don't find many of these examples necessarily contradictory any more than I would find sweet and sour chicken contradictory.

P.S. Anyone who would proffer "good country" as contradictory should probably try to get out a bit more.

[JS335]

Disco Chamber Music

[airwarrior]

Pop Punk :jo

[MichelleTele]

I'm either humor-challenged or hyper-progressive because I don't find many of these examples necessarily contradictory any more than I would find sweet and sour chicken contradictory.

P.S. Anyone who would proffer "good country" as contradictory should probably try to get out a bit more.

I hope my example of Prog Punk was fitting.

[hclapp219]

Here's a good t-shirt for you guys:

http://www.threadless.com/product/1036/Music_Snob#top

I think my favorite is Underground Yodeling.

[MichelleTele]

Here's a good t-shirt for you guys:

http://www.threadless.com/product/1036/Music_Snob#top

I think my favorite is Underground Yodeling.

Ambient metal?

Aint that Buckethead's genre?

[Frankee]

Operacore

Viking Salsa

Rhythm & Bluegrass

Classical Techno

East Asian Merengue

Acid Lullaby

Satanic Waltz

Pentecostal Snake-Handler Rhumba

Afro-Cuban Bagpipe

Reggae Barbershop Quartet

Burlesque Folk Rap

Atheist Gospel

Industrial Christmas Carols

Dixieland Shred

Instrumental Spoken-Word

Technical Hula

[CharAznable]

Intellectual Punk.

You mean like Television or Richard Hell or Gang Of Four or Wire or...


Christian Death Metal

It's been done

[reno88]

quality hip-hop
good rap

[Pietro]

Speed Ballad

You are SO the winner!

[Marble]

prog funk

it can be done though, and I intend to do it. Herbie Hancock's Thrust is almost like progressive funk of sorts. Actual Proof has a slightly shifting meter at the end of the head and there are lots of melody lines and sections like in prog, but its the funkiest thing the universe has every known. I guess that's why they call it Jazz-Funk though.

death jazz from the first page was pretty funny. You could say that Coltrane's Live in Japan band fits that bill. The beats are pretty psychopathic. I love Pharoah Sanders to death but pretty much all my friends say he sounds like dying animals, and a friend of mine who is a big metal fan said some time back when I played that for him was "its like death metal jazz". haha I personally don't think its "death jazz" though.

[Polynitro]

stoner straight edge
all ladies castrati choir
stoic emo