Augusta guard mistakes fan for Tiger's ex-porn star mistress

[TTripp]

Augusta guard mistakes fan for Tiger's ex-porn star mistress

Bodyguards shielding Tiger Woods confronted a golf fan and accused her of being his porn star mistress, The Sun reported Wednesday.

Guards accompanying Woods on his comeback at the Masters were given photos of at least a dozen girls with links to the shamed star.

One mistook the attractive fan for X-rated actress and striptease dancer Joslyn James on Tuesday and approached her asking, "Excuse me, ma'am -- are you the stripper?"

The fan was left speechless until the guard realized his gaffe and apologized.

The miscue came as Woods, 34, played a practice round in Augusta, Ga., where the tournament will tee off Thursday.

Six armed state troopers flanked him as he was watched by massive crowds, and Woods' management team also hired their own bodyguards over concerns that one of his conquests would gatecrash the event.

James was expected to turn up after being given a black market ticket.

She also accepted an offer to appear at a strip club in nearby Atlanta -- though she was insisting Tuesday that she would not go near Augusta.
The guard who mistook the fan for her showed the photo he was issued with and said, "We've got to be extra careful."

The spectator -- who did not want to be named -- admitted she did not know whether to be flattered or insulted.

The Masters is Woods' first tournament after a five-month absence.

[tonesurfer]

Hard to have much respect for that guy anymore

[DWB1960]

Hard to have much respect for that guy anymore

Try hitting some golf balls.

[MightyGuru]

No pics?

[jiml]

The three ring circus that is Tiger Woods will be needing a bigger tent.

Whats gonna happen when he plays outside of the protective shell of Augusta National?

[Doodad]

The three ring circus that is Tiger Woods will be needing a bigger tent.

Whats gonna happen when he plays outside of the protective shell of Augusta National?

He will get unmercifully decimated verbally.

[Guitar Josh]

The three ring circus that is Tiger Woods will be needing a bigger tent.

Whats gonna happen when he plays outside of the protective shell of Augusta National?

What makes you think he will EVER be playing *outside* of a protective shell?

[JCM 800]

What makes you think he will EVER be playing *outside* of a protective shell?


Bingo.

[Greggy]

As a token of his apology, Tiger's bodyguard slipped the stunning lassie a get into his hotel room free card, good after 11 p.m.

[It's Time!]

Tiger has 90 private security guards he hired that will be roaming around the golf course to provide him with protection from the women he had sex with.

It turns out about 15 of them had planned to be there to shout at Tiger.

Now it turns out Tiger had a sexual relationship with his neighbors daughter and she's not happy about the way she was treated.

[Snowdog]

Try hitting some golf balls.

/high five

[mnjordan]

Try hitting some golf balls.

Truth!

[It's Time!]

Hard to have much respect for that guy anymore

That's why Tiger lost millions of dollars in endorsements.

Funny how Tiger has a yacht called "Privacy".

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[pickaguitar]

Somebody will break through the wall I bet

[Kaji13]

That is too funny.

[Totally Bored]

Six armed state troopers flanked him as he was watched by massive crowds.


Why ?


Let this loser pay for his own security.

[DWB1960]

If Tiger is in the hunt on the back nine on Sunday, and makes some great shots along the way, all will be forgotten pretty fast by golf fans.

Better yet, if he were to do the unthinkable and actually win? Well, the whole last 5 months will be a distant memory in the rear view mirror.

[55custom]

The Golf channel has been doing all sorts of Master's highlights about Tiger. Then they had another highlight film about Tigrer's youth. Then they had a panel of sportscasters talking about Tiger. Then they interviewed other golfers who are going to be in the Master's, but they only talked to those golfers about Tiger.
This is why I stopped watching golf many years ago. They only featured one guy - even if he wasn't even in the top ten during a tournament. So now, the golf commentators will talk about Tiger more than ever. Haha!
I will watch the Master's Tournament only to see what kind of circus follows him around. I don't care whether he does well or not and its too hard to predict. I am more fascinated by the media wars regarding his predicament. CBS and the Golf channel have to promote him so they can get their audience back, while at the same time other networks are bashing him. I would imagine that this will be the biggest TV audience for the Master's ever. I need to stock up on popcorn.

[Barefoot]

What has this person done to have her access denied? If she has a ticket she has a ticket......

[Totally Bored]

If Tiger is in the hunt on the back nine on Sunday, and makes some great shots along the way, all will be forgotten pretty fast by golf fans.

Better yet, if he were to do the unthinkable and actually win? Well, the whole last 5 months will be a distant memory in the rear view mirror.


Really ?

Nobody is ever gonna forget what a low life he was or is. The Golf Media will treat him with respect cause thats what they do but...


Just like Bill Clinton will always be associated with Monica Lewensky, Tiger will always be known as _____________.

[tonesurfer]

That's why Tiger lost millions of dollars in endorsements.

Funny how Tiger has a yacht called "Privacy".


And a nickname of "Cheetah" ;)

[puckhead]

ouch. "Hey lady, you look like a 40-year old porno actress."
maybe he was just trying to pick her up?

[speedtaco]

If Tiger is in the hunt on the back nine on Sunday, and makes some great shots along the way, all will be forgotten pretty fast by golf fans.

Better yet, if he were to do the unthinkable and actually win? Well, the whole last 5 months will be a distant memory in the rear view mirror.

Really...you believe that?