View Full Version : Movie lines you can't hear enough

11-17-2010, 12:46 PM
There are many, many lines from movies that make me laugh out loud every time I hear them.
I made this thread because I just heard "...we're gonna have the hap' hap' happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny f***ing Kaye!" for the hundredth time and I laughed my head off. (from Christmas Vacation)


11-17-2010, 12:52 PM
Chazz (http://www.thegearpage.net/name/nm0002071/): Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them.

11-17-2010, 12:53 PM
"Me love you long time..." - Full Metal Jacket

11-17-2010, 12:56 PM
Es un bandito - small kid describing Kelly Leek - Bad news Bears

11-17-2010, 12:58 PM
I also have to add
Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of sh*t, man.

From Dumb and Dumber

11-17-2010, 01:00 PM
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it!

(Blues Brothers)


11-17-2010, 01:01 PM
Creed: When Pam gets Michael's old chair, I get Pam's old chair. Then I'll have two chairs. Only one to go.

11-17-2010, 01:03 PM
JR: Well, I didn't think you'd make it.
DH: I'm your huckle bearer.
JR: Fight's not with you Holliday.
DH: I beg to differ sir. Play for blood. Remember?
JR: I was just funning about.
DH: I wasn't.

11-17-2010, 01:03 PM
LLoyd, you're the best Goddamn bartender from Timbuktu to Portland Oregon...., Portland Maine for that matter.

11-17-2010, 01:03 PM
Johnny Fontaine: "What am I gonna do, What am I gonna do?"

Don Corleone: (Slap) "You're gonna act like a man!"

11-17-2010, 01:05 PM
Any line from any of the Monty Python movies. Too many to even list here but I know you all know them just as well as I do!!

11-17-2010, 01:05 PM
Steve Martin's rental-car rant in Planes, Trains & Automobiles.

11-17-2010, 01:08 PM
Narrator: I had it all. Even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections, proof they were crafted by the honest, simple, hard-working indigenous peoples of... wherever.


Richard: Is that your blood?
Narrator: Some of it, yeah.

from Fight Club

...actually, I could probably quote that whole movie as lines I can't hear enough.

11-17-2010, 01:09 PM
"You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world!"

The Big Bus

11-17-2010, 01:09 PM
My spunk is to you, manna from heaven.

11-17-2010, 01:13 PM
Anything from The Big Lebowski. And +1 to Python.

Also, Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross...EPIC.

11-17-2010, 01:19 PM
"You're going to like this guy, he's alright - he's a good fella, he's one of us"

11-17-2010, 01:20 PM
"You're going to like this guy, he's alright - he's a good fella, he's one of us"

How could I forget Goodfellas?

"What am I, a schmuck on wheels?"

11-17-2010, 01:25 PM
Otter: Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You f'd up... you trusted us!

11-17-2010, 01:27 PM
Little Bill: "Ill see you in hell William Munny."
William Munny: "Yeah."

Pretty much every line Samuel L. Jackson said in Pulp Fiction

Same goes for Sam Eliot, Jeff Bridges & John Goodman in The Big Lebowski

The Stranger: "The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. "

The Stranger: "Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you."

11-17-2010, 01:34 PM
How could I forget Goodfellas?

"What am I, a schmuck on wheels?"

And the ever-popular "Go **** your mother."

11-17-2010, 01:40 PM
A Few Good Men - Jack Nicholson:

"You can't handle the truth...!"

11-17-2010, 02:11 PM
-"you've have two pairs of gloves this whole time?!"
-"well we are in the rockys"

"you're out of your element donnie"

11-17-2010, 02:22 PM
"I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You wanna smoke? You don't smoke do ya, right? What are you, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go **** yaself." Alec Baldwin - The Departed.


Warning, language.


11-17-2010, 02:23 PM
-"you've have two pairs of gloves this whole time?!"
-"well we are in the rockys"

and many others from that movie.


Blanket Jackson
11-17-2010, 02:23 PM
Any quote at random from the movie Caddyshack

and of course "PUT .... THAT ..... COFFEE ..... DOWN ..... NOW"

Coffee's for closers

11-17-2010, 02:26 PM
from "Dan in Real Life"

Dan's teenage daughter screams at him...."you are a murder of love"....as her boyfriend is sent away.


11-17-2010, 02:33 PM
Tom, Soap, Eddy, and Bacon :"oooOOOOOooooo"
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels.

Please take no offence, but this is so bad ass it's got to be added!

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell ***** and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old *****, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time.

But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no ***** here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you.

And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...

[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]

Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...

[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]

Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...

[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]

Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!


11-17-2010, 02:37 PM
JR: Well, I didn't think you'd make it.
DH: I'm your huckle bearer.
JR: Fight's not with you Holliday.
DH: I beg to differ sir. Play for blood. Remember?
JR: I was just funning about.
DH: I wasn't.

:beer (but it's huckleberry)

"Huckleberry" was commonly used in the 1800's in conjunction with "persimmon" as a small unit of measure. "I'm a huckleberry over your persimmon" meant "I'm just a bit better than you." As a result, "huckleberry" came to denote idiomatically two things. First, it denoted a small unit of measure, a "tad," as it were, and a person who was a huckleberry could be a small, unimportant person--usually expressed ironically in mock self-depreciation. The second and more common usage came to mean, in the words of the "Dictionary of American Slang: Second Supplemented Edition" (Crowell, 1975):

A man; specif., the exact kind of man needed for a particular purpose.

11-17-2010, 02:41 PM
Doc Brown: 1.21 gigawatts? 1.21 gigawatts? Great Scott!
Mary McFly:What-what the hell is a gigawatt?

11-17-2010, 02:44 PM
:beer (but it's huckleberry)
Is it? I'm confused. I used to think it was but I've heard others say different

11-17-2010, 02:44 PM
"Leave the gun....take the cannoli."

Cpt. Picard
11-17-2010, 02:46 PM
"Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

11-17-2010, 02:48 PM
Is it? I'm confused. I used to think it was but I've heard others say differentI also have read both. I say he says Huggy-Bear. I can prove it. Give me ten minutes then check wikipedia.

11-17-2010, 02:52 PM
:beer (but it's huckleberry)

Nope. Kilmer himself has stated it was huckle bearer which was slang in the 19th century for pall bearer.

11-17-2010, 03:02 PM
Nope. Kilmer himself has stated it was huckle bearer which was slang in the 19th century for pall bearer.

Pronunciations aside... the script says "huckleberry"...


(FWIW - this is draft 4, the most readily available online)

11-17-2010, 03:05 PM
S S s so is Val right or is the script right?

11-17-2010, 03:09 PM
S S s so is Val right or is the script right?

I don't have any doubt when I listen to the movie (probably 50+ times by now). And IMO, Val seems just the type to toss some interviewer a sour bone just to screw with people.

Anyways, I concede this one. It just isn't important enough to get in a tizzy about. :rotflmao I just like movie trivia, and thought I'd jump in. That'll teach me! :D

11-17-2010, 04:01 PM
From the movie Aliens:

[pulling out his pump-action shotgun]
Hicks: I like to keep this handy... for close encounters.
Frost: I heard *that.*

11-17-2010, 04:05 PM
chicken salad sandwich -Nicholson, "five easy pieces"

11-17-2010, 04:08 PM
From Billy Madison:

"Your incoherant ramblings made no sense. Everyone in this room is now stupider for having heard that. I award you no points."

11-17-2010, 05:06 PM
Naughty word warning...

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means?

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me.

11-17-2010, 05:09 PM
Slapshot: Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle... Ogie Ogilthorpe!

Jaws: We're going to need a bigger boat

11-17-2010, 05:24 PM
I don't have any doubt when I listen to the movie (probably 50+ times by now). And IMO, Val seems just the type to toss some interviewer a sour bone just to screw with people.

Anyways, I concede this one. It just isn't important enough to get in a tizzy about. :rotflmao I just like movie trivia, and thought I'd jump in. That'll teach me! :D

I think he actually pronounces it both ways. The scene with Ringo drunk in the street sounds like hucklebeara (accent included) and the end fight sounds like huckleberry.

Sucks that both words would actually fit.

Huckleberry - The right man for the job
Huckle Bearer - Southern slang for pall bearer

Screw the moon landing threads, this is the biggest controversy ever. :D

11-17-2010, 05:25 PM
Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog.


That's a hell of a price to pay for being stylish.

11-17-2010, 05:29 PM
Butch Cassidy: Alright. I'll jump first.
Sundance Kid: No.
Butch Cassidy: Then you jump first.
Sundance Kid: No, I said.
Butch Cassidy: What's the matter with you?
Sundance Kid: I can't swim.
Butch Cassidy: Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.
Sundance Kid: Oh, shit...

11-17-2010, 05:36 PM
"You SHUT your mouth when you're talkin' to me!!"

As for the Tombstone controversy: to my ears, he is absolutely saying "Huckleberry", but it is my understanding that, in that context, the implication of "huck-bearer" would have been absolutely clear to Johnny Ringo. With "Huckleberry" meaning, approximately, "partner in crime or mischief"--which is also apt in that context.

11-17-2010, 05:38 PM
from dumb and dumber

thats a lovely accent......Jersey?
austria.......GDAY MATE!!!!
i die every time i hear that!:D

11-17-2010, 05:41 PM
pardon the overtones here.
but the scene in gran torino when Clint rolls up when the "home boys" hassling Sue and her cracker date
" What are you spooks up too?"
i love that scene, what a nasty old man! perfect clint.

11-17-2010, 10:03 PM
bee ump

11-17-2010, 10:42 PM
"I`m WALKin Here" Ratzo Rizzo

11-17-2010, 11:13 PM
Anything from the original Ghost Busters

"I looked in the trap Ray..."
"Yes, this man has no dick"

Anything from Hudson in Aliens II

"Game over man"
"What are we even talking about this for?"

11-17-2010, 11:17 PM
The Long Kiss Goodnight, watching the dog lick his ass

"He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?"

11-17-2010, 11:26 PM
Don Corleone: [speaking at last] I want no inquiries made. I want no acts of vengeance. I want you to arrange a meeting with the heads of the Five Families. This war stops now.

The Godfather

Michael: You broke my heart Fredo.

Godfather II

11-17-2010, 11:37 PM
"You can't really dust for vomit" - Spinal Tap

"Surely you can't be serious..... I am serious, and don't call me Shirley" - Airplane!

11-18-2010, 01:53 AM
"The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it" R. Dangerfield.

11-18-2010, 02:08 AM
I like this one, although I have the entire movie memorized...

Will Munny: Who's the fellow owns this shithole?
Will Munny: You, fat man. Speak up.
Skinny Dubois: Uh, I... I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars.
[Will levels the shotgun, and speaks to someone standing behind Skinny]
Will Munny: You better clear outta there.
Man: Yes, sir.
[scampers out of the way]
Little Bill Daggett: Just hold it right there. Hold it...!
[Will shoots Skinny. Screaming, the women scatter upstairs]
Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
Share this quote
Little Bill Daggett: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children.
Will Munny: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.
Share this quote
[Will takes aim at Little Bill]
Will Munny: You boys better move away.
[the men standing around Little Bill scatter]
Little Bill Daggett: All right, gentlemen. He's got one barrel left. When he fires that, take out your pistols, and shoot him down like the mangy scoundrel he is!

11-18-2010, 02:31 AM
"a prison has not been build that can hold me, Virgil tells a another inmate,

and ill get out of this one if it means spending my entire life here"
-Take the Money and Run

"---That’s quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn’t it?
Woman: Yes, it is.
---What does it say to you?
Woman: It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror, and degradation, forming a useless, bleak straitjacket in a black, absurd cosmos.
--- What are you doing Saturday night?
Woman: Committing suicide.
--- What about Friday night?"
-Play it Again Sam

11-18-2010, 03:01 AM
One of my all time favs, W.C. Fields in "The Bank Dick"

Og Ogilvie (after just learning Fields character has gotten him to invest in some idiotic "Beefsteak Mines"); "Oh...I feel like a perfect fool for having listened to you"
Fields: "Now you listen me Og.....nothing in this WORLD is perfect!"

The timing is PERFECT...

Of course, just about anything from Lebowski, Monty Python...
Oh and quite a bit from "Hombre"....

Bandit: "Hey hombre, you have put a hole in me!"
Hombre: "I tried to do better, I think you moved"
Bandit: "You can be sure I moved, how you like them, tied to a tree?"
Hombre: "That'd be nice"


Bad guy leader, came up the hill in truce, to "parlay": "You can't move, without us letting you, we can hold out as long as we want"
Hombre: "hey...I gota a question for you. How you gonna get back down that hill?"
Bad guy leader: "Now you just hold on, I'm going back down the same way I come up...now HOLD on.."
shooting starts...

Treasure of Sierra Madre:
"I don't get it, why don't everybody just smoke their own?"

"Fred C. Dobbs don't say nothing he don't mean"

11-18-2010, 04:18 AM
So much from A Christmas Story, but this is a favorite:

"In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan."

11-18-2010, 04:50 AM
S.L.J. in Pulp Fiction. I think it goes like this...

"Now reach in that bag and get my wallet."

"How will I know which one's yours?"

It's the one that says bad muther f**ker on it"

11-18-2010, 05:00 AM
That's like... Your opinion...man!-the dude

I myself dabbled in pasifism.... That was before nam of course--Walter

Stop including me!!! -- youngest brother in Darjeeling limited.

11-18-2010, 06:33 AM

Joseph Hanna
11-18-2010, 07:06 AM
"I like it better than tuna helper myself........don't you Clark?"

Blanket Jackson
11-18-2010, 07:09 AM
"Everybody freeze ... everybody down on the ground"

11-18-2010, 08:34 AM
Adrian: Are they French oysters?
Roger: Well, I don't know what nationality they are...I like to think oysters transcend national barriers, Adrian.

11-18-2010, 08:43 AM
nigel`s "lick my love pump"

11-18-2010, 08:45 AM
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it!

(Blues Brothers)


Lots of quotes from that movie!!!

You're going to look pretty funny eating corn on the cob with no f***ing teeth!

YOU'RE the Good Ol' Boys???!!!

I hate Illinois Nazis

I've always loved you

You better think Matt Guitar Murphy!!!!


11-18-2010, 08:47 AM
Any quote at random from the movie Caddyshack

You'll get nothing and like it!!!

And of course Carl Spackler's monologue on the Dalai Lama.

"Oh you won't get any money. But when you die...on your death bed...you will receive...total consciousness."

11-18-2010, 08:51 AM
"Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't ****ing ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit *don't ****ing roll*!"

11-18-2010, 09:42 AM
"Make that coffee to go." Tommy in Goodfellas

Agree with anything from BL, but here's my personal fav:

"... young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers... and that's cool..."


11-18-2010, 10:02 AM
I knew it! I'm surrounded by @ss holes!!


11-18-2010, 10:19 AM
From the movie Easy Money:

Monty: [after putting a six tier wedding cake in the back of Nicky's van] It's not going to bounce around in there is it?
Nicky: No, I got it wedged against the toilet.

11-18-2010, 10:41 AM
Adrian: Are they French oysters?
Roger: Well, I don't know what nationality they are...I like to think oysters transcend national barriers, Adrian.What's this from?

11-18-2010, 11:17 AM
Anything from the genius of "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"

"Any you boys smitheys, or otherwise practitioners of the metallurgical arts, or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?

Wait a minute. Who elected you leader of this outfit?

Well Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote.

Suits me. I'm voting for yours truly.

Well I'm voting for yours truly too.

Delmar O'Donnell: Okay... I'm with you fellas.

11-18-2010, 11:24 AM
"What hump"

11-18-2010, 11:29 AM
"What hump"

Marty Feldman... yeah, love that bit.

11-18-2010, 11:48 AM
when you got to shoot, shoot. dont talk!

there are two kinds of people in this world. those with loaded guns, and those that dig. dig.......dig!
the good the bad the ugly

11-18-2010, 11:51 AM
"Shut up and drink your Gin!"

Fagan to the orphans in Oliver.

11-18-2010, 11:53 AM
Badges, Badges we don't need no stinkin Badges.

11-18-2010, 12:16 PM
My favorite line "Ya know how to whistle don'tcha Steve?" Old, old movie, but Lauren was so incredibly sexy...

11-18-2010, 12:25 PM
I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with ME!

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

11-18-2010, 02:59 PM
Dr. Strangelove

Major T. J. "King" Kong: Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

11-18-2010, 03:01 PM
Tommy Boy...

Callahan Auto is one big family... RJ, I lost my virginity to your daugher. ROB, you were there!

I say "you were there" way too much!

11-18-2010, 03:17 PM
Ash from Alien:

I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

11-18-2010, 03:29 PM
From the late, great Charles Bronson:

Do you believe in Jesus? Well, you're going to meet him.

Steve McQueen:

"Look, you work your side of the street, and I'll work mine"

James Garner:

Shut up Angel

Gene Hackman:

You ever been to Poughkipsie?

11-18-2010, 03:31 PM
its made out of bits of real panther....so you know its good!

11-18-2010, 03:33 PM
"The life of the mind is crap, Fink."

From Barton Fink

Bobby D
11-18-2010, 03:37 PM
NSFW :rotflmao


11-18-2010, 04:15 PM
I knew it! I'm surrounded by @ss holes!!


another great movie full of quotes.

Why don't you go to the golf course and work on your putts

mike walker
11-18-2010, 04:22 PM
"Don't put it in your pocket, sir...

Don't put it in your pocket, it's your lucky quarter."

"where do you want me to put it?"

"Anywhere, just not in your pocket, where it will be mixed in with the others and it will become just a coin.....which it is".

11-18-2010, 04:33 PM
We Blue Meanies only take NO for an answer.

11-18-2010, 04:58 PM
"What hump"

Was wondering how long before Young Frankenstein got a mention. So many great lines in that movie.

11-18-2010, 05:41 PM
My favorite line "Ya know how to whistle don'tcha Steve?" Old, old movie, but Lauren was so incredibly sexy...
Same movie "To Have and Have Not"

Slim - "Give her my love" (meaning Helene)
Steve - "I'd give her my own if she had that on" (meaning Marie and her dress)

Lots of Bogie movie great quotes. The one Faulker was in on, The Big Sleep (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Big_Sleep_%281946_film%29) has a bunch of classics.

Guitar Slinger6
11-18-2010, 05:46 PM
The Preacher (http://www.thegearpage.net/name/nm0001278/): We are committing this man, Mr. Jones... ah... Mr. Shones, to his life in the hereafter. We would like to take a moment to acknowledge his contributions to our community. During Mr. Shones' short-lived term as Sheriff, he served the public to the best of his abilities. He shot eight men and three women, most of whom were engaged in breaking the law. I'm sure the others were honest mistakes.

Van Leek (http://www.thegearpage.net/name/nm0001283/): Damn, boy! You shot him in the back.
Billy Ray Smith (http://www.thegearpage.net/name/nm0000381/): Well, his back was to me!
Van Leek (http://www.thegearpage.net/name/nm0001283/): [laughing] Oh, yeah. I forgot.

Love that movie

11-18-2010, 05:52 PM

John Thigpen
11-18-2010, 06:26 PM
Claude Rains: "I am shocked. SHOCKED! To find there is gambling going on in this establishment."

Rick's employee: "Your winnings, sir".

Claude Rains: "Thank you. This establishment is closed by order of the provincial government."

From Casablanca, of course.


11-18-2010, 06:33 PM
Pogue Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armor?
Private Joker: A peace symbol, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Where'd you get it?
Private Joker: I don't remember, sir.
Pogue Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Private Joker: "Born to Kill", sir.
Pogue Colonel: You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Private Joker: No, sir.
Pogue Colonel: You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you.
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man.
Private Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.
Pogue Colonel: The what?
Private Joker: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Whose side are you on, son?
Private Joker: Our side, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Don't you love your country?
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
Private Joker: Aye-aye, sir.

11-18-2010, 06:38 PM

11-18-2010, 06:43 PM
"I`m WALKin Here" Ratzo Rizzo

That line was actually improvised when a New York cabbie ignored the barricades and drove through the scene. :rotflmao

Blue Light
11-18-2010, 07:48 PM
Just about any line ever spoken by Morgan Freeman. Shawshank Redemption is full of them.
"I like to think that the last thing that went through his head -- other than that bullet -- was to think, how did Andy Dufresne ever get the best of him."

"They're not going to put up any roadblocks for an old crook like me."

To parole board:
"What do you really want to know? Do I feel regret? There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was -- a young .. stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him. Tell him the way things are. But I can't. that kid's gone. This old man's all that's left. Rehabilitated? I't's just a B---S--- word. So you go ahead and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time."

That reminds me now of now of another "not a day goes by" scene. From Citizen Kane, which is great lines from end to end.
The girl in the white dress... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjysEphoZX8)

11-18-2010, 07:56 PM
"Why ain't you breast feedin'? You appear capable." - John Goodman in Raising Arizona

And who could forget the Nun scene from Used Cars.


11-18-2010, 08:54 PM
Cheech Marin, Dusk Till Dawn out front of the Ti--y Twister

11-18-2010, 08:56 PM
Joker: "How can you shoot women and children?!!"
Gunner: "Easy! You just don't lead 'em as much!!"

Full Metal Jacket

Also, any line from Pulp Fiction. The entire script is a masterpiece.

11-18-2010, 09:02 PM
Also, Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross...EPIC.Indeed! "You see this watch?........"

Andrew Spindler
11-18-2010, 11:35 PM
This entire scene. Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken. Two great actors at their best.


11-18-2010, 11:54 PM

mike walker
11-19-2010, 12:01 AM
'you expect me to talk?'

"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die".

11-19-2010, 07:57 AM
What's this from?

Pink Floyd: Live at Pompeii

I also love Peter Sellers' movies for quotes. The closing credits for Being There is hilarious (after having watched the movie of course).


"What was the message, Mr. Gardener?"

"Now get this honky. You go tell Raphael that I ain't taking no jive...."

Blue Light
11-19-2010, 08:22 AM
I also love Peter Sellers' movies for quotes. The closing credits for Being There is hilarious (after having watched the movie of course).


"What was the message, Mr. Gardener?"

"Now get this honky. You go tell Raphael that I ain't taking no jive...."

Hey! I watched those credits and the name OTEIL BURBRIDGE popped out. He played "The boy on the corner."
How many Oteil Burbridges can there be? I looked him and by gosh the same Oteil Burbridge who had a bit part in "Being There" (one of my alltime favorite movies) is now playing bass for the Allman Brothers and the Aquarium Rescue Unit and with Derek Trucks.
You'll find him at the 3:50 mark of this clip.
Oteil B in 'Being There' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfl-hafMwoU)

Sorry for hijacking the thread! Just thought there must be somebody else who'd get this wow moment.

11-19-2010, 09:00 AM
Sorry for hijacking the thread! Just thought there must be somebody else who'd get this wow moment.

I had that same wow moment about 10 years ago when watching those credits. :)

11-19-2010, 09:52 AM
Almost anything spoken by Damon Wynans in "Major Payne". Funniest movie ever.

11-19-2010, 10:41 AM
2:50 to 3:20

Jenny: His name is Forrest

Forrest: Like me?

Jenny: I named him after his daddy.

Forrest: He got a daddy named Forrest, too?

Jenny: You're his daddy, Forrest.


Craig Walker
11-19-2010, 10:42 AM
"There such a fine line between stupid, and clever"

"Wait, I think I just -- Yea, I just had an idea."

"St. Louis?" "No, Navin Johnson."

[on phone] "Very well, let me know if there is any change in his condition..."
{hangs up} "He's dead."

Joe Pesci's drive-thru rant in Lethal Weapon.

11-19-2010, 11:35 AM
"No Stairway?!? Denied!"

11-19-2010, 11:45 AM
The Godfather:
Michael (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000199/): My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
Kay Adams (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000473/): What was that?
Michael (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000199/): Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.

[to Rocco who has killed Paulie in the car]
Peter Clemenza (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144710/): Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

The Maltese Falcon:
Brigid O'Shaughnessy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000802/): I haven't lived a good life. I've been bad, worse than you could know.
Sam Spade (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000007/): You know, that's good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere.

Sherlock Holmes:
“When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.”
Sherlock Holmes, The Blanched Soldier

Mae West:
Young Girl: Goodness, what lovely diamonds.
Mae West: Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.

11-19-2010, 11:50 AM
Prostitute: How do you like it?

Gene Hackman: Without conversation.

11-19-2010, 01:08 PM
Terminator 2

Dr. Silberman: I'm sure it feels very real to you.
Sarah Connor: On August 29th, 1997, it's gonna feel pretty f---ing real to you too. Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day. Get it?

The Terminator: [John starts to cry] What's wrong with your eyes?

John Connor: We've got company.
Miles Dyson: Police?
Sarah Connor: How many?
John Connor: Uh, all of them, I think.

11-19-2010, 03:28 PM
"I sure don't like that moustache."


11-19-2010, 03:32 PM
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie...or are you gonna bite?" Reservoir Dogs

11-19-2010, 03:55 PM
"The life of the mind is crap, Fink."

From Barton Fink
No . .

the best part is him running down the burning hallway yelling

"I'll teach you about the life of the mind!!"

11-19-2010, 04:19 PM
Probably one of the greatest scenes ever filmed. IMHO

This entire scene. Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken. Two great actors at their best.


11-20-2010, 07:02 AM
Kurt Russell, as Wyatt Earp, with his .44 planted squarely on the forehead of Stephan Lang (as Ike Clanton)...in Tombstone.

"They might get me in a rush, but not before I turn your head into a canoe."

11-20-2010, 04:46 PM
"Naw man.......I'm pretty f*ckin' far from OK".

Pulp........of course.

Matter of fact, I like it so much, I'm making it my new sig line!

11-20-2010, 05:14 PM
"Take her to the zooo....."

11-20-2010, 05:53 PM
Hey Whitey, I'll bet you a grand you slice that shot!

11-20-2010, 06:16 PM
cal naughtan jr
remember when we got kicked out of biology class for playing with dinky cars??

we go together like chocolate pudding and chinese food!
we got together like cocaine and waffles!!!

11-20-2010, 06:52 PM
"There are worse things in life than chastity, Mr. Shannon."

"Yes. Lunacy and death."

Night Of The Iguana

11-20-2010, 07:48 PM
more Woody:

"Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs."
Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and... but, uh, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us... need the eggs. "

11-20-2010, 07:56 PM
Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here!

surely this must be a repeat

11-20-2010, 08:42 PM
"We all got it comin', Kid."

William Munny/Clilnt Eastwood in The Unforgiven.
Best Western of all time, too.

11-20-2010, 09:10 PM
"You talkin' to me?"

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

11-20-2010, 09:27 PM
"and stay outta tha Woolsworth" O Brother Where Art Thou

11-20-2010, 11:25 PM
What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week. Which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men.

Cool Hand Luke... Classic.

11-20-2010, 11:35 PM
"We've got a murder here. And one thing's for certain, someone's responsible!"

Plan 9 From Outer Space

11-20-2010, 11:42 PM
I bet a nickel.

Martini, you can't bet a nickel.

I bet a nickel.

Martini, when you tear a dime in half, you don't get 2 nickels, you get sh*t!

-One flew over the Cuckoos Nest

All the gin joints in all the towns all over the world and she walks into mine...


Frau Blucher!

Igor, help me with the bags! Why soytenly, you take the blond and I'll take the one in the turban.

-Young Frankenstein

I know what you're thinking... Did he shoot 5 or did he shoot 6?

-Dirty Harry

I gots to know!


11-21-2010, 12:11 AM
The above post reminded me of a Young Frankenstein moment.

The first time I saw it was in a theater with friends. It got to the end where the newlywed Mrs. Monster alerts her husband to the fact that there are now two hampers in the bathroom, and that one is for "poo-poo undies".

And, I lost it. Totally hysterical. My friends had to escort me out.

I've never met either Brooks or Wilder, but I raise my glass to them for coming up with the concept of "The Frankenstein Monster with skid marks".

Even in my wildest dreams, I will never come up with that level of creativity.

11-21-2010, 04:39 AM
Just about the entire script from "As Good As It Gets". One of the most non- PC movie scripts ever written. Here's a few zingers:

Melvin Udall (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000197/): [introducing Carol to Simon] Carol the waitress, Simon the fag.
.................................................. ...................

[to a group of depressed psychiatric patients]
Melvin Udall (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000197/): What if this is as good as it gets?
.................................................. ...................

Simon Bishop (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001427/): Rot in hell, Melvin!
Melvin Udall (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000197/): No need to stop being a lady. Quit worryin! You'll be back on your knees in no time!
.................................................. ...................

Frank Sachs (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000421/): Can you drive him?
Melvin Udall (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000197/): Think white, and get serious.
.................................................. ..................

Carol Connelly (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000166/): When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke.
.................................................. ..................

Melvin Udall (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000197/): People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.

.................................................. ..................

Receptionist (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004748/): How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000197/): I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
.................................................. ....................

11-21-2010, 05:46 AM
"A Sicilian rather eat their own children then give away money, and they dearly love their children." Prizzi's Honor.

11-21-2010, 07:29 AM
from Back to the Future:

Marty, "oh you mean John F Kennedy drive"
"Who the hell is John F Kennedy?"

I always laugh at that one.

11-21-2010, 07:46 AM
Willy Wonka (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000698/): So shines a good deed in a weary world.

11-21-2010, 07:59 AM
From Observe and Report: "Why would I want to blow up Chik-fil-a? It's ****ing delicious"

11-21-2010, 09:22 AM
"Hey kid, can you make a bull snot"?

"Can you make a shoe smell?"

11-21-2010, 09:26 AM

Narrator: Joe decided that in order to get out of jail, he would have to use his superior diplomacy skills.
Pvt. Joe Bowers: [talking to the prison guard] Hey, uh... I'm actually supposed to be getting out of jail, not going back in...
Prison Guard #2: [hits Joe on the back of the head] You're supposed to be in that line, dumba**!
[he points to the door]
Prison Guard #2: Hey, guys, let this dumba** out!

Blanket Jackson
11-21-2010, 09:31 AM
There are about a zillion memorable quotes from Tarrentino's movies, none of which are allowed under the TGP guidelines.

Ides of March
11-21-2010, 12:42 PM
Seth: Kate, do you know what El Rey is?

Kate: Shakes head.

Seth: Go home Kate, I may be a bastard but I 'm not a F****n bastard.

From Dusk Till Dawn
Bea Arthur: Occupation
Comicus: Stand Up Philosopher

Bea Arthur: Ahhh, a Bull*****er.

History of the World Part I
Dr: Would you mind telling me whose brain...I did put in?

Igor: Abby someone

Dr: ABBY, someone, ABBY whom.

Igor: Abby.....Normal

Dr: ABBY Normal!

Igor: Yes I believe that was the name.

11-21-2010, 12:58 PM
'you expect me to talk?'

"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die".

Possibly the best Bond movie quote.

One of my favorites is from "Spinal Tap", delivered by Bruno Kirby (as the limo driver):

"F*cking limeys."

11-21-2010, 01:36 PM
"Gentlemen, gentlemen, you can't fight here, this is the WAR ROOM!!"

"North winds bwow!
South winds bwow!


11-21-2010, 04:19 PM
"yes they deserved to die! And i hope they burn in hell!"

11-21-2010, 04:33 PM
Anything from "Dr. Strangelove".

11-21-2010, 05:01 PM
Seven dollars? For a coke? I can get blown for seven dollars..

11-22-2010, 07:27 AM
Kurt Russell, as Wyatt Earp, with his .44 planted squarely on the forehead of Stephan Lang (as Ike Clanton)...in Tombstone.

"They might get me in a rush, but not before I turn your head into a canoe."

So many great one-liners...

Billy - Hell, he can't hit nothin'. He's so drunk he's probably seein' double.

Doc -I have two guns. One for each of you.

11-22-2010, 02:52 PM
From Treasure of the Sierra Madre

"Badges...We don't need no stinkin' badges."

A very useful quote to reuse;

"Pedals....We don't need no stinkin' pedals." :boxer

11-22-2010, 03:56 PM

11-22-2010, 04:23 PM

11-22-2010, 11:20 PM
My fav. movie..."Swingers".

Sue (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0887187/): Just because I had the balls to stand up to those guys...
Trent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000681/): Like ****in' House of Pain was gonna do anything?

Trent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000681/): You take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream and of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip.

Trent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000681/): I'm gonna find me two waitresses here and I'm gonna pull me a Fredo.
Mike (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0269463/): Yeah, well they're all skanks.
Trent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000681/): What are talking about? Look at all the beautiful babies here.
Mike (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0269463/): The beautiful babies don't work the midnights-to-six on a Wednesday. This is the skank shift.
Trent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000681/): Look at all the beautiful honeys here.

Mike (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0269463/): What the **** are you carrying a gun for? What, in case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg?
Sue (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0887187/): Hey man, you're not from here, alright. You don't know how it is. I grew up in L.A.
Trent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000681/): Anaheim.

Mike (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0269463/): How about if I wait six weeks to call. I could tell her I found her number while I was cleaning out my wallet, I can't remember where we met. I'll ask her what she looks like and then I'll ask her if we ****ed. How about that? Would that be money?

so many good ones from that flick!!

11-23-2010, 05:20 PM
[Clint Eastwood ties his wrist to a tree with a belt, yanks, and re-sets his dislocated shoulder.]

[Jeff Bridges] "You ain't no country preacher, preacher."

11-23-2010, 05:57 PM
"He tasks me! He tasks me, and I shall have him! I'll chase him round the Moons of Nibia, and round the Antares Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before I give him up!"

"Ah, Kirk, my old friend. Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? ... It is very cold in space."

11-23-2010, 06:23 PM

Best "C" movie ever.

I have to admit I would LOVE to play in Al's band.

11-23-2010, 07:27 PM
Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

11-23-2010, 08:08 PM
This entire rant....pure awesome.


11-24-2010, 12:45 AM
Groucho Marx in Duck Soup I believe:

Straight man: "What kind of a fool do you take me for??"

Groucho: "Why, is there more than one kind?"

11-24-2010, 07:53 AM
Gems from Smokey & The Bandit:

via Sheriff Buford T. Justus, a highly decorated officer of over tweenty fiiive yeeeeears!!!!

There is no way, no way, you come from my loins....When I get home, I'm gonna punch you mama right in the mouth....

I saw dat, I saw dat you sumbitch....I'm gonna bawbque yo ass in molasses!!!

Where you at you sumbitch???


You the Goddamnded persuee I ever persued!!!

This movie is a classic!!! I can still plug it in now, and laugh so hard i cry!

11-24-2010, 07:56 AM
From Batman (1989-Michael Keaton/Jack Nicholson)

Joker-What is this world coming to, when a man, dressed as a bat, gets all myyy press??? This town needs an enema!!!

11-24-2010, 09:21 AM
Dude, where's my car

[Pierre has a deep French ascent]
Pierre: But luckily for you, I am an honorable man.
Mark: Excuse me, what was that?
Pierre: Honorable!
Mark: What?... Onergable?
[Pierre and Mark continue alternating, saying "Honorable" and "Onergable"]
Mark: I think you're trying to say "honorable"!
Pierre: SHUT UP!

11-24-2010, 09:40 AM
Jack's tirade:


11-25-2010, 09:11 AM
The Bucket List

Edward Cole: Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.

Thomas: I'll remember that when I start "decrepitating" sir.