Funniest name you ever thought of for your band?

[MusicinMind]

I always wanted to have band called "Single Stroke Explosion" I still laugh when I think of that name :rotflmao

So what's the best/funniest name you ever came up with?

[phillygtr]

I made up a few years ago, but have forgotten. My uncle was in a HS band in the late 60's. Their names:

Satire Soul
The Corduroy Bypass

[EL34]

I played for years in a cover band called "Brown Trout". As if that weren't bad enough, we actually changed our name to "The Naked Altar Boys" for a gig in Fells Point MD....we decided our first CD had to be called "Priest on the Run". :rotflmao

[Guitar Josh]

Parker Lewis and the Can't Loses

[freekbird]

I sometimes introduce my band as "The Assless Chaps"

[Mars Hall]

One of my first bands was called, "The Fabulous Phlemtones". The next band was a one off Halloween show, with the lead singer dressed in drag we we're called "Mother Love and the Wet Cigars". BTW, this pre-dates Clinton's tenure as President!

[lespaulreedsmith]

actual band - Wet Dog Smell

[BMF Effects]

We tossed around The Gorton's Fishermen, Mrs. Paul's Sons and Arlo & The Power Nozzles. A friend gigged under Howard & The Soul Potatoes.

[Vibro]

Shameless Hussies

[rah3]

"Big Swingin' Dick and his mighty organ"

[VanR]

"Gay Rockers For Christ"
"Hot Beef Injection"
"The Milfmen"

[aaronblues]

i fairly seriously pushed for As/Is as a band name once....until, at the only small gig we played under that name, everyone seemed to notice and comment on the fact that it sounded like "Asses" when the band was introduced.
So yeah, "Asses"

cheers

[B-Squared]

Randy and the Horndogs...when someone asks who's Randy, you reply...

'We're all Randy, baby!'

The band didn't quite by it. :D

BB

[ericd]

Young Will and the Slesacs

[kerry kruger]

Rex Oedipus and the Motherf***ers.

[tinman475]

one armed man and the tissue dilemma

Tone for Days

[Plague Dog]

A Reptile Dysfunction

[zhivago]

"Stacks of Porn"

[Dickie Fredericks]

Body Cavity Search or BCS

Yes, I was in that band. Yes, it was the thrashing 80's

Nice mix of Speedmetal and punk.

[bartmcartman]

Sh Na Nazi

[buddaman71]

My college Blues/Funk trio was called ShagBone.


ShagBone

[BlindLUCK]

Moist.

[Kentano2000]

Buck Naked in a Tutu.

[ggwwbb]

Circle Meat Sandwich

Cook County Assessors (Blues Brothers movie reference....) :BluesBros

[bassethound]

One of my old bands performed under the name "Richard Gere and the Gerbils" a few times.

[billfoma]

Punchf*ck Sunshine

[Broken Cord]

Buster Cherry

[phil esposito]

Mike Bike and the Kickstands

[lankybass]

The Blue-Footed Boobies

...

It's a species of bird people! :D

[Blanket Jackson]

Provocative Squats (thanks Frank)

[brdstl]

Jewish Cyborg Panda Experience

[reddgeetarzan]

Doyle and the Dirtknuckles

The Bearded Clams

[cr8z4life]

Have a friend that when in a conversation and he thought what you were saying was rediculous and you were out of your mind......he would say
" Dude........UP THE DOSAGE! lol"

I said "hey, what a great name for a band"......so I used it!!

[lankybass]

Provocative Squats (thanks Frank)

That reminds me!

Toggle Squat

which comes from video games. you can usually choose between toggling crouch with a click or holding down the button to stay crouched.. we would just say squat because its funny.

[mbargav]

Moist.

You know this is an actual band that has multiple platinum albums right? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moist_(Canadian_band)

[guitonit]

There was a band here in Nashvegas called The Aneurhythms. I always liked Hotel Bill and the Incidentals.

[mad dog]

"Two Dogs and a Rat", when we work as a trio.
MD

[GaryE]

I am going to call my Phish tribute band "Phlounder";)

[cdaloia]

"Mother Was Right"

[samarshll]

Kool Tools

[In Absentia]

You know this is an actual band that has multiple platinum albums right? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moist_(Canadian_band)

I used to own the album that had "Push" on it.

I used to be in Whisker Biscuit.

[Gandalf5150]

Not mine but...We replaced a band in 97 on a cruise ship.
They were called A band on ship (abandon ship) extraordinary play on words I thought:bow

Also 3 old pros in my home town gig under the name of Three fat Bastards

[Gretsch1972]

Rumpleforeskin was one, though I'm sure someone else thought of it.

Also, Rubik's Pube was gonna be an 80's cover band.

[paulg]

Free Pizza

Not very funny but it would gurantee you an audience (just before the riot!).

[bc-cosmo]

The Swinging Johnsons

[trickness]

Courtesy Flush

[Marcfordsfuzz513]

Chowder Breath

Bad Monkey's got a Big Muff

[Lution]

Did You Smell Dad?

[AnthonyL]

Butt Ugly


My fav was one I saw on TGP once:

Sugar Pu$$y

[zookroo1]

Poppa C Alice and the All Nighters...

[55hz]

The Peter North Explosion

[Steve73]

Savage Bliss
Bloodfart

[Roadeye]

Not my band but there was a popular Springfield band around a few years ago called The Goat Felchers.

[mrkenny]

Barbara Billingsley's Beaver

R.I.P. Barbara

[Phydeaux]

The Ronnie James Trio (previously on TGP)

[enocaster]

Bloodfart

:roll

[jj113054]

Shirtsleeve Johnny and the Mee-Maws

Mulestorm

[MRCHILL4]

men with teeth

[Brooks]

in the early 90's we did a few gigs as just got up
and one open mic as vaginal bloodfart

[Timmy63]

Wally and the Fluffers

[Mark Ray]

Nipple Hair

Incest Babies

[coot tone]

The Throbbing Blue Veins

Since I had my prostatectomy, I've been tossing around this one:

0 CC

But the other guys aren't buying into it.

We need a new name, actually. Someone PM me some good ones!!!!

[tj1004]

ive always thought the Bulbous Tip would be a pretty funny name

There is a band around here that is named the Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza. Check out their Myspace page, they are Brutal

[Phoebe]

I'm actually embarrased for a lot of you guys.

[jj113054]

Purple Helmet

Skunt

[trower]

My cousin Jerry didn't like my daughters suggestion; "Peanut butter and Jerry" very much.

[Spudman]

While we were on the road we would do open mic nights as "Peter and The Balls."

[harvestmark]

We were called The Fiveskins until we lost a member.

[aliensporebomb]

Sons of Nuns.

Yes, it was voted down.

[that_brianm_guy]

stigmata pinata

[FlyngFarmer]

Beaver Hunters
Abra-cadaver
Led Zeppelin (Trio) - that did not work out well...
Free Beer - neither did that one
Johnny Drum and his Four Skins
The Loose Stools

[kram21]

pointless brothers
rick riddick and the upbeats
tolex

[SteveGaines]

"The Big Un's"...
"Hoosier Daddy"
" Nobody You Would Know"..
"Ain't Yo Mama"..( say it fast.."Aunt Jermimah" remember the pancake syrup?
"Johnny One Thumb and The Blasting Caps"...

Not any bands I've been in..But names of some bands in this area...

[Ratslap]

I was in a band for a while called "Uncle Fester".

Another band I was in was looking for a name, Up and Coming was mentioned. Of course it wasn't picked.......

[Blanket Jackson]

The Lucky Pierres!

[cyguitar]

My last band was The Dog Rockets (Dog turd).
There was once a band around these parts called, Sex and Free Beer.
We thought about naming a band The Swinging Sax (We didn't play swing or have a Saxophone player).
Here's a couple sick ones for ya, Afterbirth Salad or Fetus Fajitas.:rotflmao

[NashSG]

Back when I was in a punk band in the late 80s, we came close to calling ourselves The Yahtzee Kings.

[bseamus]

Stick *****
Skin flute

[arem]

Alcoholocaust
Chicks With Dicks
Nutbust

[eschoendorff]

Bing Click Fizz

[snacker]

trouser cough

[eschoendorff]

Two more...

The Hoof-Hearted Pals

Your Sister's Britches

[Flinx]

Rex Oedipus and the Motherf***ers.

:rotflmao

[Flinx]

Pappy Boyington and the Meat Hook Babies

[gitarzilla]

Uncle Daddy and the Cousin Jumpers
Special Ed and the Short Bus Riders
Dented Head

[Ymir]

I was in a metal band in the 80's and I created a name based on the first letters of our last names: B.A.L.L.S. (like W.A.S.P.)

I wasn't serious about it, but our singer loved it.

[cyguitar]

I thought of a couple more;

The Devil's Underpants

Long-n-the Shorts (Get it? Long in the shorts)

You introduce the band, "We're Long-n-the Shorts". The women go crazy, LOL.:crazyguy

[Bob Pollock]

Squatting Dog & the 3 Coilers

[wax]

Blast Femurs
Blotter Acid Rain Forest ( Barf )

[eschoendorff]

Team Leghumper

The Lazy Sphincter

Major-League Arseholes

[otterhound]

P Enos and the Seamen

[scottlr]

Red Anus & The Corncob Five (never used it)

A friend had a dive bar band called Coon Dick Roach Clips. The bars made them shorten to CDRC.

My 2nd band in about 1968 was called The Psychedelic Love. When I joined I had a drum kit at home and I had cut out a piece of cardboard and put hippy graffiti on it with those words. The band grabbed and put it on our drummers bass drum and we became that. LOL

[3of5]

Heard of a meatal band in the Seattle area in the late 80's called
Choke the Load

[Kaji13]

Cap'n Jazz

[ubermutant]

Ass Goblins.

[Brooks]

Alcoholocaust



that is kickass!!

[wcraven]

Mudbutt And The Infinite Wipes

[TELECOLLECTOR]

Kind of off the original OP but............

In 1970 (10th grade) I was in an on-and-off again large band (think BS&T and Chicago) the our sound guy got a gig for a smaller subset of us at a local hick bar.

When I pulled up in my "ride" (a 1964 Chevy Nova II station wagon) the flashing billboard at this DUMP bar was proclaiming

"BIRDSEED PLAYMATES ONE NIGHT ONLY"

Good Lord.

[TFC]

Some of these are great and I might steal one. Here's a couple that were real bands (not mine):

Fetus Pinata
Woody and the Peckers

[AceBSpankin]

Mo'n the lesters
Foghorn Leghound

[blue walrus]

Negative Erection !!! that was our worst name ....

[snacker]

trouser cough

[FFTT]

Fun With Friction

[blue walrus]

I was in a band called Balzak once. We honestly played a 3 band show billed as Lift , Balzak and Grind !!! Ha Ha !!! Can't beat that line up.

[DGTCrazy]

Rufo Tonko. After a guy being interviewed regarding his neighbor who was arrested...LOL

[chucke99]

Earl's Watch

We even put out a single. The name came from a watch that our lead singer had. He said his father gave it to him. His father got it off the wrist of a friend at that friend's wake. The friend's name was Earl. How hilarious is that?

I also almost had a bluegrass band called Spud Messer and the Messer Rounders.