So, if Peenutguy...

[ACfixer]

Dear Ricman,

If Peenutguy ate a peanut butter and jelly sammich, would he be a cannibal? Or would it be more like eating your own toenail clippings?

Thank you,
Concerned

[Joisey]

Dear Ricman,

If Peenutguy ate a peanut butter and jelly sammich, would he be a cannibal? Or would it be more like eating your own toenail clippings?

Thank you,
Concerned
He would not be a cannibal. Peenut guy is considered a member of the legume family. Cannibals eat human flesh. Peenut guy is not human therefore, he is not a cannibal if he eats a peanut butter and jam sammich.

[ACfixer]

He would not be a cannibal. Peenut guy is considered a member of the legume family. Cannibals eat human flesh. Peenut guy is not human therefore, he is not a cannibal if he eats a peanut butter and jam sammich.

Well, from the Wiki:

"While the expression "cannibalism" has origins in the act of humans eating other humans, it has extended into zoology to mean the act of any animal consuming members of its own type or kind, including the consumption of mates."

So you can understand my confusion, and of course my concern.

[Joisey]

Well, from the Wiki:

"While the expression "cannibalism" has origins in the act of humans eating other humans, it has extended into zoology to mean the act of any animal consuming members of its own type or kind, including the consumption of mates."

So you can understand my confusion, and of course my concern.
Ah, yes. I see. By definition a legume is not an animal. Even if he has arms, legs and is a snappy dresser.

[ACfixer]

Ah, yes. I see. By definition a legume is not an animal. Even if he has arms, legs and is a snappy dresser.

April 9, 2009 the legume was universally accepted into the animal family.

[Joisey]

April 9, 2009 the legume was universally accepted into the animal family.
:peenut

[Hacksaw]

I'd like to know why peenut guy quit dating.

[ACfixer]

:peenut

Oh, I know... and agree! I'm hoping Ricman will do the right thing and clear this up.

[Mr. Kite]

PG cannot eat a sammich, too much enjoyment involved. Mosfet and Weenut will not allow it.

[Ricman]

Dear Ricman,

If Peenutguy ate a peanut butter and jelly sammich, would he be a cannibal? Or would it be more like eating your own toenail clippings?

Thank you,
Concerned

There was an early cartoon where he was chased out of a baseball game by furious fans yelling "cannibal" for stopping the peanut vendor for a bag...

I'd like to know why peenut guy quit dating.

Well, I've got plans for a new date in the works. Have you ever seen "Fatal Attraction"? That's all I'm sayin'....