Dallas faces a stripper shortage

[jcmark611]

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Dallas-faces-stripper-shortage-before-Super-Bowl-XLV-012711

With the Super Bowl coming into town, gentlemen's clubs are looking at a shortage of strippers. 60 or so Dallas-area strip clubs will require approximately 10,000 strippers combined.

:drink

[dude]

Guess it's time to bust out my thong then.

[MuseCafeChris]

I'm sure plenty will arrive from surrounding areas to freelance. Same deal in Vegas.

[buddastrat]

No they heard Rothlessberger is coming to town and all the girls got outta Dodge.

[TwoTubMan]

Let me know when the rioting begins.

[dude]

Let me know when the rioting begins.

That will be right around when I get down to my thong...

[fredgarvin]

Big Ben has a lot of jealous haters.

[robbinsteele]

i live in dallas and i can tell you there has been a stripper shortage here since a former female mayor got a bunch of the clubs closed.now where do you think those hard working girls are now that we need them more than ever to put a good "face" on our city?haha,it may get down to the dude with the thong...

[gmann]

Well it sounds like some of the girls will be pulling a double, not that they haven't done that before.

[Moe Zambeek]

They could hire the Cowboy cheerleaders. I don't think they have anything planned for superbowl.


:rimshot

[Scott Whigham]

I think the more amazing news is that Dallas has almost 10,000 strippers!

Showtime Cabaret’s John Walsh told TMZ his establishment is looking for an additional 100 to 120 lap dancers for the big football weekend.... Walsh said the 60 or so Dallas-area strip clubs will require approximately 10,000 strippers combined.They only need 100-120 to make 10,000?!?! Dallas is the stripper capital of the world!

And dude - I gots my dolla bills ready, yo!

[coldfingaz]

I've never seen more strip joints in any other metro area in the country... though Atlanta comes to mind.

[Dr. Tweedbucket]

They could hire the Cowboy cheerleaders. I don't think they have anything planned for superbowl.


:rimshot..

:D

[DWB1960]

The Vegas clubs will be running dry next week.

[Cobra]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/113/314286910_a6bcee9506.jpg

[jnug]

They could hire the Cowboy cheerleaders. I don't think they have anything planned for superbowl.


:rimshot

http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab229/jstan5582/6401703g69.gif

[bluesjuke]

I've never seen more strip joints in any other metro area in the country... though Atlanta comes to mind.


No kidding, even advertise on the side of city buses too.

[Cobra]

http://www.browtf.com/wp-content/uploads/pole-dancing-how-to.jpg

[bluesjuke]

Hmm, same instructions as a lap dance.

[billfoma]

No they heard Rothlessberger is coming to town and all the girls got outta Dodge.

:roll:roll:roll:roll:roll:roll:roll:roll:roll:roll :roll:roll

[DWB1960]

Interesting take on Ben:

My personal observation after several years in the sports world is that grown men tend to be more infatuated with pro athletes than young women are, going to great lengths to protect, excuse and enable them.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/ann_killion/01/28/ben.roethlisberger/index.html

(be sure to click on and read the Milledgeville police report link)


And the enablers reply in 10... 9... 8...

[anoobis]

Interesting take on Ben:

My personal observation after several years in the sports world is that grown men tend to be more infatuated with pro athletes than young women are, going to great lengths to protect, excuse and enable them.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/ann_killion/01/28/ben.roethlisberger/index.html

(be sure to click on and read the Milledgeville police report link)


And the enablers reply in 10... 9... 8...
I agree. It's a testosterone thing. Just go to any pizza place, sports bar, or anywhere that has the games on to see who's watching and infatuated. It's the natural state of the Human animal to bow down before the alpha males, stupid as they may be. It's still all about strength, not intelligence.

[gpro34]

Just another avenue where women have more employment opportunities...

[anoobis]

Just another avenue where women have more employment opportunities...
Yah I remember reading that for the FIFA World Cup games, many countries imported prostitutes to satisfy the massive male population. I think it was around 10,000 girls for the games in Korea, flown in from all over the world, if I remember correctly.

[gpro34]

http://www.browtf.com/wp-content/uploads/pole-dancing-how-to.jpg

Important note: Be sure and wipe pole after each usage for lingering bodily residues.

[TwoTubMan]

The situation just got much worse, the news just reported that Charlie Sheen has Super Bowl tickets.

[XKnight]

I'm sure Houston will lend its support in Dallas' time of need...

[TwoTubMan]

I'm sure Houston will lend its support in Dallas' time of need...

Hell, 30 years ago, just the day shift at Caligula's would have covered all their stripper needs.

[j2b4o]

Finally some honest jobs for hard working americans........

[Cobra]

http://www.teasestudio.com/images/apparel/prod12668724564b82f088805d74.90196304.jpg

[Bob Pollock]

Hell, 30 years ago, just the day shift at Caligula's would have covered all their stripper needs.

Quite a place wasn't it? Wonder if it's still there. I left in '94.

[TwoTubMan]

Quite a place wasn't it? Wonder if it's still there. I left in '94.

I think it's a restaurant now, but don't quote me on that. Ever go to Rembrandt's Paint and Body Shop on Montrose? Now, that place was insane...

[Bobby D]

they just need to recruit some girls from Tampa -- Mons Venus, 2001, etc.

that's where they get the girls for the DEAN booth at NAMM :roll

[crosse79]

Guess it's time to bust out my thong then.

and please shave your legs :D