Ahnold and Maria Shriver's marriage....terminated.

[Birdy]

Well, separated anyways.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/story/2011/05/09/schwarzenegger-shriver-separation.html

[dimpler]

Maria shouldn't worry, he'll be back.

[The Last Rebel]

I bet the divorce will be.... FROSTY.

[circusinthesky]

I heard she was leaving him over health issues. Something about Arnold and a tumor?

[dimpler]

I heard she was leaving him over health issues. Something about Arnold and a tumor?


Its not a tuma!!

[GAD]

I heard she was leaving him over health issues. Something about Arnold and a tumor?

It is not a toomah!

<edit - DAMMIT!>

[bluesjuke]

Too late for me!

[AdamRandall]

Whoa, guys. EETZ TIEM TO CHEEL AHOOT!

[DGDGBD]

He said, "HASTA LA VISTA BABY"

[twinrider1]

bang bang Consider that a divorce.

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[bluesjunior]

bang bang Consider that a divorce.

pDxn0Xfqkgw
Amazing, that is probably every line he ever spoke in his entire career compressed into a nine minute movie. http://img.thegearpage.net/board/images/icons/icon10.gif

[otterhound]

I was worried that there may be some narcissism going on here , but I am relieved to see that I am wrong on this one .

[SteveO]

"What happened to Maria?"

"I let her go."

[dimpler]

whats she gonna do now? They have been married for many years. Isn't she going to miss his voice, his muscular body, that smile?

[sksmith66]

whats she gonna do now? They have been married for many years. Isn't she going to miss his voice, his muscular body, that smile?
he has been off steroids for a looooong time. I'm sure his muscular body is all just old man fat now.

[JWDubois]

I'll bet he can still out lift most of the pencil necks on TGP.

JWW

[Glenn D.]

Darn. There's goes the bullet-proof Kennedy breeding plan.

[Jube2550]

Sting must be gloating. Arnold and Maria were worth $500 million (before the recent economic debacle) and Sting was only at $400 million per that weathiest celebrities show on tv a few years back.


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[dead of night]

I'm appalled that some people find this divorce funny. There are many Predators out there who will destroy a marriage.

[circusinthesky]

I'll always love Arnold for the first Conan movie. He earned a free lifetime pass with that one.

[Jahn]

I'm appalled that some people find this divorce funny. There are many Predators out there who will destroy a marriage.


Sergeant Mac Eliot (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004886/): [whispering] I see you!

http://predator-1987.fullmoviereview.com/FMR_Images/movie_images/44/89/1228944/Predator_(1987)-image-497420.jpg

[tennisplayer]

Uh...anyone got Maria's phone number?

[JamesT]

I'll bet he can still out lift most of the pencil necks on TGP.

JWW


Do you mean pudge sticks? :roll

[chandlerman]

His political career is over. She's no longer of any use to him.

[Stratm69]

His political career is over. She's no longer of any use to him.

Uhh, didn't the statement read that the relationship was over because of the constant time apart DUE to politics?

[CDaughtry]

Wonder if it had anything to do with his groping? Just askin'.....:munch

[Peteyvee]

Naah, it couldn't have been all the groping and womanizing because he's been doing that forever. Maybe she just got sick of cigar smoke...

[Rockin J]

now he's the "Separator"!!!

[The Last Rebel]

Naah, it couldn't have been all the groping and womanizing because he's been doing that forever. Maybe she just got sick of cigar smoke...
http://grind365.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/arnold-pot-weed-decriminalize.jpg

Funny lookin' cigar there.

[TwoTubMan]

Darn. There's goes the bullet-proof Kennedy breeding plan.

They're probably relieved that there's no longer a Black Plowman in the family.

[FirstBassman]

Ahnold and Maria Shriver's marriage....terminated.




What a shock.

:sarcasm

[bluesjuke]

Joking aside I hope they work it out.

[Polynitro]

:omg

funny thread title of the year

[lcjc800]

Arnold is back to talking to the hand:cool: