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Pietro
05-12-2011, 05:05 AM
I'm traveling for a few days and will probably have less TGP time... so here's all the responses that I'm going to be posting on the new threads that haven't been started here yet... so...

mmmmmmmm
http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/carnac.jpg

:sarcasm

No, I still won't trade you my expensive amp for that Squier CV tele, no matter how cool it is.

Yes, yes, your Axe-FX is cool... Very cool... You are cool... Go be cool... (more GAS for me... darnit)

No, I STILL don't think you can really tell the difference between the sound of Stainless and Nickel frets.

No, I'm just jealous of him (John Mayer)

Sure I could tell the difference between those two clips, on my laptop speakers especially.

yes, I think that woman who wore the silly hat to the Royal Wedding should be committed.

Where's TAG when you need him?

If Les Pauls are so great, why are there 100 of them for sale in the emporium? (And yes, I want them all.)

Yes, I have 27 craigslist scammers contacting me, too.

Yes, Henry is ruining a perfectly good company down there in Nashville.

Why are the lizard people from space destroying MY brain tissue?

Any others? Remember... it has to be a response to a post or comment that has NOT BEEN MADE yet... You can play too... seriously, I predict that...you can play, too... RECEIVE your Jedi mind powers NOW!

zosozep7
05-12-2011, 05:07 AM
Lol! Nice topic! Made my morning!

Matt Novak
05-12-2011, 05:16 AM
Not my impending comments of course; I simply used remote viewing to capture other peoples...

"sure, he's very good technically, he always has a great tone, he's an acomplished performer/songwriter with multiple credits to his name and no.1 albums who has just sold out a world tour, but he hasn't got feel..."

"buy a telecaster"

"it never did me any harm" (smacks self violently around the face)

"you're new here, aintcha kid?"

"first!"

"you can really hear the snappy high end, the creamy mids and the tight bass in this 1/8" thick strip of wood"

"it was like taking a blanket off my amp"

"Wow. Just, wow"

"school me on string trees"

"Which Marshall clone? Have 10k budget"

"R9 owners - whats your favourite milkshake / concealed carry firearm / toothbrush / SUV / Single Malt Scotch?" (delete as appropriate)

ACfixer
05-12-2011, 06:56 AM
Someone will post to this thread after me.

chaz
05-12-2011, 07:26 AM
Someone will post to this thread after me.
Wow! How did you know? Hey, will I ever find true love? Fame? Riches? Aw sh*t!

Pietro
05-12-2011, 10:14 AM
Not my impending comments of course; I simply used remote viewing to capture other peoples...

Dude... Jedi mind trick? New Earth Army? Anybody else get this? Anybody else think that "The Men Who Stare at Goats" was the most underrated movie possible?

here's another one.

Jahn
05-12-2011, 10:17 AM
This is easy!

"Just do a search."

"Hey, keep that to PMs."

"IBTL!"

"+1"

"[Insert humorous topical picture here]"

"http://img.thegearpage.net/board/images/statusicon/thread_lock.gif"

stratman34
05-12-2011, 10:19 AM
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll248/stratman34/Random/carnac.jpg

Pietro
05-12-2011, 10:35 AM
And how about a pre-emptive face palm!

http://www.mojoimage.com/free-image-hosting-07/3767facepalm.jpg

There, that is for WHATEVER YOU ARE ABOUT TO SAY!

Quantum Cat
05-12-2011, 11:12 AM
"No, there is no alternate universe with planets made of bacon."

"Glock 26"

"Go ahead and break up with the bitch"

jrjones
05-12-2011, 12:05 PM
Dude... Jedi mind trick? New Earth Army? Anybody else get this? Anybody else think that "The Men Who Stare at Goats" was the most underrated movie possible?

here's another one.


Well, as someone who was REALLY excited about Men Who Stare at Goats when I first heard of it, either I was really disappointed or I wasn't tired enough to enjoy it

jay42
05-12-2011, 12:09 PM
You spell Karnak with 'K's'. :mob

stratman34
05-12-2011, 12:23 PM
You spell Karnak with 'K's'. :mob

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnac_the_Magnificent

Brian D
05-12-2011, 01:00 PM
"Get a Mac."

jay42
05-12-2011, 01:18 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnac_the_Magnificentoops

_jt_
05-12-2011, 02:13 PM
"I lost count. Is this the fourth or fifth batch of that limited-edition, master-built clone?"

Peteyvee
05-12-2011, 02:22 PM
BTW: It's spelled "Robben", not Robin and he was a teacher of mine, so show some respect. ;)

crifasta
05-12-2011, 02:29 PM
Winning