Wouldn't it be weird if you were driving to work one day and noticed that every ....

[Dr. Tweedbucket]

.... single car on the road was painted flat black, with blacked out windows? Even the trucks, busses and bread delivery trucks were black with blacked out windows http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/confused.gif .... and here you are in your Burnt orange pearl metallic car that is standing out like a sore thumb.



And then teh Cops pulled you over in their flat black crusier with blacked out windows and a flashing black light strobe light on the roof.
And they got out in black trench coats, black hats and black sunglasses with their black guns drawn at your stupid looking Orange car!


Would you:

1. Feel bad and hope they don't take you away because you obviously don't know what's going on and no one told you? http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/frown.gif

2. Wait until they walk up to your window, and then gas it back home, skid into the garage, slam the door down and then frantically look around for some flat black paint? http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/mad.gif

3. Call 911 and hope the real cops show up?

4. Punch your face in the mirror a few times to see if you'll wake up from a bad dream or something?

4. Bonus question: Has this already happened to you, and if so, what did you do? :waiting



Thank you for reading this far .... :red

[Amp360]

Need more info - were you or any of teh other people driving Oldsmobiles?

[Dr. Tweedbucket]

Need more info - were you or any of teh other people driving Oldsmobiles?



ALL teh black cars on the road were Oldsmobiles :YinYang

[rob2001]

There's a movie plot in there somewhere. What i'm wondering is what the explanation is!

[Amp360]

ALL teh black cars on the road were Oldsmobiles :YinYang

Then I would imagine I was in heaven :console or teh other place :Spank

:FM:Devil:FM:Devil:cry:

[Dr. Tweedbucket]

There's a movie plot in there somewhere. What i'm wondering is what the explanation is!



It does have the workings of a good 50s Sci Fi B movie! :YinYang

[travisvwright]

In the land of black cars the orange car owner is king?

[Dr. Tweedbucket]

In the land of black cars the orange car owner is king?



yes, possibly :mob :mob :mob :mob



:cry:

[rob2001]

In the land of black cars the orange car owner is king?


Some kind of chosen one at least, but chosen for what?

[Ricman]

Some kind of chosen one at least, but chosen for what?

to bring an enlightened SPLASH OF TEH COLOR to a mediocre world of flat black oldsmobiles.

[DamianP]

Not nearly as weird as logging onto TGP and finding it to be completely free from a parade of threads about unutterable nonsense.

[Dr. Tweedbucket]

Not nearly as weird as logging onto TGP and finding it to be completely free from a parade of threads about unutterable nonsense.



Hi, good morning! and thanks for your participation in my thread about teh Evil flat black Oldsmobiles and what the heck is that Orange car up to thread! http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/mad.gif



Yes, I agree, :red ... some of the other threads here are just absolutely ridiculous! :brick

[Wombat]

Were you driving in Pleasantville? I'm just imagining Reese Witherspoon in a black trenchcoat

[Amp360]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/be/%2755_Oldsmobile_Rocket_88_%28Rigaud%29.jpg/800px-%2755_Oldsmobile_Rocket_88_%28Rigaud%29.jpg

[silvertone1481]

Is the orange car an Olds too? It shouldn't be...

[Amp360]

Is the orange car an Olds too? It shouldn't be...

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd304/condogerry/lowrider/lowrider-3.jpg

[silvertone1481]

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd304/condogerry/lowrider/lowrider-3.jpg

That's not what I expected....

[Hulakatt]

Pray to "Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration" and stomp the go pedal, get out of Dodge, find the only polychromatic chic in the world and start a 2 piece garage rock blues combo?

[RedRock]

You were either watching a Woody Allen movie, or "Men in Black."

[phoenix 7]

:rotflmao

[billfoma]

I'm just imagining Reese Witherspoon in a black trenchcoat

Just a black trenchcoat...nothing else! :drool

[esoteric pete]

i would take my lunch to work, then walk.

[JJ321]

Is the orange car painted like the General Lee?

[bobcunningham]

i think this is an awesome premise for the opening scene of a movie.