Dr. Tweedbucket
10-15-2011, 09:25 AM
1. Rush out and get a job. :red
2. Ride teh bus to work and save enough money to move out from under your bridge to a house or actual apartment. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/smile.gif
3. Work really hard and save up for enough money for a car.
4. Buy a car and then drive to teh Best Buy.
5. Buy a computer.
6. Take the computer home.
7. Remove the computer from the bag.
8. Plug the computer in. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/smile.gif
9. Go to work the next day and call the phone company and tell them to install a phone in your house. :huh
10. Go home from work and call the cable company and tell them you want high speed cable service for your computer. :mmm
11. Go to work and call some credit card company and order a credit card.
12. Wait for the card to show up in your mail box.
13. Call the credit card company and activate your card. :red
14. Call the cable company again and order cable service for your computer.
15. Boot your computer up and try to get it to find the cable. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/confused.gif
16. Rush out to Best Buy and buy an ethernet cable.
17. Rush back home and plug the ethernet into the modem box.
18. Boot your computer up and try to get it to automatically find the cable thing.
19. Call Time Warner Cable and wait for about 2 hours for the next available service tech. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/frown.gif
20. Talk to the tech and make an appointment for them to show up in two weeks sometime between 12 PM and 5 PM
21. In two weeks, take off work early at 11:30 to rush home to wait for the cable company to show up. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/confused.gif
22. Let the cable guy come in and determine you have a bad splitter.
23. Have him install the new splitter and find out you still can't get on line because the integrated ethernet card on your computer doesn't work.
24. Take your computer back to Best Buy, SLAM it on the counter and exchange it for another. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/mad.gif
25. Wait a month and a half while Best Buy decides they can't fix it and gives you a new computer.
26. Rush home and plug your computer in, watch it find it's way on line almost by magic 1!11111!! :eeks
27. Rush back out to Best Buy and buy a digital Camera.
28. Rush back home, rip teh package open and charge the battery.
29. Plug the battery in and snap a picture! http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/smile.gif
30. Rush back to Best Buy and buy a memory SD card.
31. Rush back home, plug it into teh camera and take a picture of something.
32. Load the software onto your new computer!
33. Call microsoft and see why you are locked out as administrator and can't load software on your new computer?
34. Rush out to the university and take a course on how to speak and understand Indian.
35. Rush back home and call microsoft again and find out how to load the new software onto your computer.
36. Load the software and reboot noticing your new Yahoo tool bar and all the millions of applications that you didn't remember wanting. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/confused.gif
37. Plug the camera cable into the computer and download the picture onto the computer. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/smile.gif
37. Boot up to the World Wide Web Super IntArnet Super Highway and type in www.imgur.com (http://www.imgur.com)
38. Browse out to the pic and double click and then load.
39. Copy the pic image file and then push control C to copy it.
40. Browse out to your favorite guitar message board and start a thread talking about your foot. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/smile.gif
41. Press control V to paste the image file and then hit submit new thread to poast your new pic ! :idea Just liek this > ! 1!!>>
http://i.imgur.com/avDKJ.jpg
It's THAT easy folks! Go ahead and try it, you'll have a lot of fun doing it!
2. Ride teh bus to work and save enough money to move out from under your bridge to a house or actual apartment. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/smile.gif
3. Work really hard and save up for enough money for a car.
4. Buy a car and then drive to teh Best Buy.
5. Buy a computer.
6. Take the computer home.
7. Remove the computer from the bag.
8. Plug the computer in. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/smile.gif
9. Go to work the next day and call the phone company and tell them to install a phone in your house. :huh
10. Go home from work and call the cable company and tell them you want high speed cable service for your computer. :mmm
11. Go to work and call some credit card company and order a credit card.
12. Wait for the card to show up in your mail box.
13. Call the credit card company and activate your card. :red
14. Call the cable company again and order cable service for your computer.
15. Boot your computer up and try to get it to find the cable. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/confused.gif
16. Rush out to Best Buy and buy an ethernet cable.
17. Rush back home and plug the ethernet into the modem box.
18. Boot your computer up and try to get it to automatically find the cable thing.
19. Call Time Warner Cable and wait for about 2 hours for the next available service tech. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/frown.gif
20. Talk to the tech and make an appointment for them to show up in two weeks sometime between 12 PM and 5 PM
21. In two weeks, take off work early at 11:30 to rush home to wait for the cable company to show up. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/confused.gif
22. Let the cable guy come in and determine you have a bad splitter.
23. Have him install the new splitter and find out you still can't get on line because the integrated ethernet card on your computer doesn't work.
24. Take your computer back to Best Buy, SLAM it on the counter and exchange it for another. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/mad.gif
25. Wait a month and a half while Best Buy decides they can't fix it and gives you a new computer.
26. Rush home and plug your computer in, watch it find it's way on line almost by magic 1!11111!! :eeks
27. Rush back out to Best Buy and buy a digital Camera.
28. Rush back home, rip teh package open and charge the battery.
29. Plug the battery in and snap a picture! http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/smile.gif
30. Rush back to Best Buy and buy a memory SD card.
31. Rush back home, plug it into teh camera and take a picture of something.
32. Load the software onto your new computer!
33. Call microsoft and see why you are locked out as administrator and can't load software on your new computer?
34. Rush out to the university and take a course on how to speak and understand Indian.
35. Rush back home and call microsoft again and find out how to load the new software onto your computer.
36. Load the software and reboot noticing your new Yahoo tool bar and all the millions of applications that you didn't remember wanting. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/confused.gif
37. Plug the camera cable into the computer and download the picture onto the computer. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/smile.gif
37. Boot up to the World Wide Web Super IntArnet Super Highway and type in www.imgur.com (http://www.imgur.com)
38. Browse out to the pic and double click and then load.
39. Copy the pic image file and then push control C to copy it.
40. Browse out to your favorite guitar message board and start a thread talking about your foot. http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/smile.gif
41. Press control V to paste the image file and then hit submit new thread to poast your new pic ! :idea Just liek this > ! 1!!>>
http://i.imgur.com/avDKJ.jpg
It's THAT easy folks! Go ahead and try it, you'll have a lot of fun doing it!