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Taylor Swift causing global warming, likes NASCAR...
stole the Percocet, slept with John Mayer, wore a lobster guitar strap, learned line dancing, is friends with Lady Gaga, beat LSU with no timeouts, starred in 2012, is greener than all of you put together, and is not the sexiest blonde of all time.
And she is regular. Sorry, no pics and no trades.
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Comes from her daily ingestion of Bluefin tuna, I hear.
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She also likes to kick small newborn puppies with her very, very long legs!
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I hear she's a better guitarist than Brad Paisley but doesn't play anymore because guitars are for old people.
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I hear she doesn't use P-90's, cause she's young, hip and happenin'
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She's Chili's second cousin and loves Heritage and Tyler head stocks.
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Oh yes, and she's also rumored to be one of the Big 4.
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Yeah, but is the new 2010 Taylor Swift a stud or dud?
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I hear she's also anti-boutique.
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She loves solid state amps.
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Taylor Swift uses direct deposit to her bank on a daily basis.
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And she would not give Suproman77 crap about keeping his dogs outside.
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She got dumped by Jigsaw.
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I dunno...works for me.
![]() I don't know anything about her music or what they say about her in the tabloids, but as Letterman would say, she's "easy on the eyes".
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"Posterity, you will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in heaven that ever I took half the pains to preserve it." John Adams |
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