Another band name thread, please vote...

[Nuclearfishin]

Looking for help on a band name for a bunch of guys (military or retired) that plays mostly classic rock, R&B, blues, etc. We mostly play for fun usually at parties for troops, returning deployed, 4th July, etc. Has to be appropriate for a family audience so we can skip all the dick jokes and double entendres. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Cheers!

[CRAIG4FSU]

How about ,satans desciples eating goats,,,,,,,,,wait,you said blues,rock,etc.

Freedom
green berets
full metal jager
whiskey foxtrot
ranger tango
reveille

[Wolfboy1]

I like them!
What about "Tango Uniform" (tits up)
I saw your poll names and being a Navy vet my first thought was "somebody is military here"

[EricPeterson]

I like Behind the Power curve for some reason, you could be known by insiders as BTPC!


Or maybe beyond the power curve.

[EricPeterson]

You can also always consider any of the ones on Dave Barry's list:

The Cotton-Eating Moths of Australia
The Turkey Spiders
The Flaming Salmonella Units
Excessive Deer Doots
Rival Bat Dung Gatherers
The Fecal Pellets
The Wood Tick Snorkels
Heave
Squatting Turnips
The Bones of Contention
Pinot Noir and his Nuances of Toast
The Fabulous Snake Doots
Shy Fruiter and the Saplings
Weasel Nostrils
Three Fatty Acid Radicals
The Flaming Booty Moths
Earl Piedmont and the Diphthongs
Slippery Spleens
Sheep Eyeballs
The Flaming Croutons
Rodent Passion
Flaming Squirrels
Balky Charcoal
St. Vincent and The Grenadines
The Biscuit Whackers
Gaseous Worms
Raymond Burr's Legs
Shark Puke
Jimmy Music and the Stomach Contents
Little Heed
Short Shrift
Gastric Contents
The Urban Professionals
The Phlegmtones
The Federal Duck
Crotch
Effluent, Sliced Meat
The Postal Patrons
The Vestigial Organs
Decomposing Tubers
Diminished Penile Sensation
Bill and the Bracts
The Foliage Eaters
Crab Shrapnel
DeWayne Hurlmont and the Compunctions of Soul
Contaminated Tumbleweeds
Varlet and the Squeaking Codpieces
Violently Fracturing Water Closets
The Flying Shards
The Fierce Prune-Eating Hamsters from Space
Duane Ketter and his Wildlife Technicians
Paint-Peeling Puffs of Flatulence
Mosquito Hunter and the Unreliable Pollinators
The Mighty Shaking Wattles (for the Rolling Stones)
Bleeding Nipples
Rapid Sucking Action
Nuclear Underpants
Marcel and the Turpitudes
The Groin Whappers
Thrusting Balloon Puppies
Drastic Toilet Air
The Eerie Groin Legumes
Drawers Full of Slugs
Groping for Elmo
The Pig-Stinging Jellyfish
Fugitive Squirrel and the Clearly Disturbed Beavers
The Moos of Derision
Elmo Wendorf and the Cow Fitters
Disoriented Chickadees
Pain and Suffering
Mature Hamsters
Weasel Feet
Kung Fu Trees
Combat Alfalfa
Hearty Polyp Chuckles

[CowTipton]

The Bad Evaluations
Peace Through Sheer Destruction (PTSD)
Ill At Ease
The Acronyms
etc.

[2HBStrat]

So.....blues and classic rock? How about "The No Gig Band" or "The Crustaceans"

[SW33THAND5]

those are not good names

[strumminsix]

"9.9 Yards" - We always give 110%

[clicktone]

Lock-n-Load

[taco-man]

I think the military alphabet thing is old (Wilco, Zappa, etc)
I voted for Pucker Factor

How about "The Joint Chiefs"

[KCWM]

These threads always remind me that I shouldn't sell some of the names that I've come up with short.

[emjee]

Uncle Sams Bivouac Band

[JCastro]

The Red, White and Blues.

[Porrig]

Spud Locker