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Old 02-10-2012, 02:58 PM
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Dog ass scratch

It's funny to watch a dog scratch his ass by sitting down and scooting across the carpet.
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Old 02-10-2012, 02:59 PM
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Until you notice the skidmarks, sure.

It's usually sign that the dog's ass is in distress.
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Old 02-10-2012, 03:00 PM
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Old 02-10-2012, 03:07 PM
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It's not your carpet, Right?
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Old 02-10-2012, 03:14 PM
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may want to have that looked at for the sake of the pup, could be nothing, but its anal glands may need to be expressed...
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Old 02-10-2012, 03:20 PM
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It's not your carpet, Right?
BINGO! Very funny= friend's dog at their house!
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Old 02-10-2012, 03:22 PM
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but its anal glands may need to be expressed...

More often than not, this is exactly what it is.
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Old 02-10-2012, 03:28 PM
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More often than not, this is exactly what it is.

My wife used to work as a Vet Tech. I'm more than happy to let her handle that.
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Old 02-10-2012, 03:38 PM
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My wife used to work as a Vet Tech. I'm more than happy to let her handle that.
Yeah, I hear you on that.
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Old 02-10-2012, 03:41 PM
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We had that done with one of our dogs years ago. I had no idea what they were about to do and the vet asked me to hold my dog. To condense the story.....I was hung over and had to run outside to vomit. I've never smelled anything that nasty in my life.
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Old 02-10-2012, 03:45 PM
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Yessir, our Bassett periodically gets to go to the vet and have his glands squeezed and when he starts the butt scootin' boogie he goes right away.

They only charge 10 bucks which is more than reasonable for that kind of fun.

It's not as big of a deal in the summer when he's scootin' in the back yard but it's a problem on Mommy's carpeting.
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Old 02-10-2012, 03:51 PM
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may want to have that looked at for the sake of the pup, could be nothing, but its anal glands may need to be expressed...
Yep. Not exactly a funny thing if you are the dog.
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may want to have that looked at for the sake of the pup, could be nothing, but its anal glands may need to be expressed...
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Old 02-10-2012, 03:54 PM
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with my dog it means she needs her anal sack squeezed.
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Old 02-10-2012, 03:58 PM
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....anal sack squeezage!!!

I always thought a great SNL skit would be a bunch of people sitting in a luxurious apartment eating a fancy dinner, when a dog crosses the camera scooting and leaving a skid mark on the pristine snow white carpet.
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