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Old 04-06-2010, 09:18 PM
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A long time ago, when I was single, I heard an interview where she discussed her "gas" issues.
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Old 04-06-2010, 09:27 PM
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I don't like fake titties, but I'd still bang her!
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Old 04-06-2010, 09:30 PM
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I agree with some of the other comments about the turn off aspect but I think the half spread eagle lemon dittle while holding a hoe shaft pic finally got me.
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Old 04-06-2010, 09:35 PM
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I don't think Jenny would be one to say:
"Are you done yet?"
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Old 04-06-2010, 10:57 PM
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That's a whole 'lotta crazy wrapped up in a good looking package.

I'll just look at the shiny wrapping paper from afar. And turn the sound off when she talks. Thank you very much.
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Old 04-06-2010, 11:20 PM
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I would.
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Old 04-06-2010, 11:48 PM
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Oh my......she needs a spankin'. A Moe Zambeek spankin'.
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Old 04-06-2010, 11:53 PM
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Like the fist of an angry god...
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Old 04-07-2010, 12:30 AM
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Guess he's rid himself of that problem...
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Old 04-07-2010, 12:31 AM
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This is not really sexy. It looks like she farted and is whisking away the smell.
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Old 04-07-2010, 01:20 AM
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Any man who wouldn't hit that under any circumstances is either gay or asexual.
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Or devoted to the woman he currently has perhaps?
I said "who wouldn't hit that under any circumstances" -- for example, if you were not in a monogamous relationship.
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Old 04-07-2010, 07:27 AM
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NOT attractive and crazy as a shithouse rat.

No thanks.
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Old 04-07-2010, 07:32 AM
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Any man who wouldn't hit that under any circumstances is either gay or asexual.

And don't give me any of that guff about "it's what's inside that really counts." If you wouldn't enjoy a roll in the hay with her, you are a eunuch.
Um, no. Some of us have already done our time in the BPD barrel and don't want to go back.
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Old 04-07-2010, 07:44 AM
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She's hilarious and was super hot back in the day - a few years ago she was top 5 for me. She's definitely lost her fastball though. Not saying I'd pass it up, but she's more like top 1,000 now.

And before the moron contingent chimes in with, "She wouldn't date you and doesn't care what you think..." No. You're wrong. I am utterly convinced that Jenny McCarthy reads The Gear Page, and I'm certain she's brokenhearted that bkd_guitarist thinks she's over the hill.
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