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Old 03-02-2011, 06:03 AM
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Almost got run over today
There I was minding my own business just walking in my works car park (the doctor has told me to try and get more exercise after my heart op), when this guy obviously late for work, tears into the carpark with Yanni blaring from his stereo, and almost hits me, he does an emergency stop and spills the redbull in his hand all over him.

I go over to tell him he might want to take it a little more steady, I also reach his window to offer him a tissue to mop the redbull off his polo shirt, when he grabs my arm and starts driving again, until I fall down and rip my tan pants.
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Old 03-02-2011, 06:16 AM
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1/10.
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Old 03-02-2011, 06:25 AM
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There I was minding my own business just walking in my works car park (the doctor has told me to try and get more exercise after my heart op), when this guy obviously late for work, tears into the carpark with Yanni blaring from his stereo, and almost hits me, he does an emergency stop and spills the redbull in his hand all over him.

I go over to tell him he might want to take it a little more steady, I also reach his window to offer him a tissue to mop the redbull off his polo shirt, when he grabs my arm and starts driving again, until I fall down and rip my tan pants.

Thanks for the laugh. Much, much better than 1/10.

Sorry about your pants. That's a bummer.
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Old 03-02-2011, 06:25 AM
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There I was minding my own business just walking in my works car park (the doctor has told me to try and get more exercise after my heart op), when this guy obviously late for work, tears into the carpark with Yanni blaring from his stereo, and almost hits me, he does an emergency stop and spills the redbull in his hand all over him.

I go over to tell him he might want to take it a little more steady, I also reach his window to offer him a tissue to mop the redbull off his polo shirt, when he grabs my arm and starts driving again, until I fall down and rip my tan pants.
Haha....slow morning for you?
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Old 03-02-2011, 06:26 AM
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Old 03-02-2011, 06:30 AM
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tears into the carpark with Politician blaring from his stereo
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Old 03-02-2011, 06:55 AM
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That was Awesome!

I hope your arm is ok,
We should go kick his ass, he deserves it
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Old 03-02-2011, 07:35 AM
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I chuckled. Good stuff.
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Old 03-02-2011, 07:38 AM
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Old 03-02-2011, 07:42 AM
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I just got blindsided by an unexpected parody thread.
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Old 03-02-2011, 07:58 AM
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Old 03-02-2011, 08:00 AM
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Take notice people - THIS is how you make a parody thread.

Hope you repeat offenders are taking notes.
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Old 03-02-2011, 08:03 AM
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Old 03-02-2011, 08:31 AM
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Old 03-02-2011, 08:34 AM
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