Can I have your pedal?
Hey, if you don't like the way I park, stay off the sidewalk. :bonk
Anybody else ever notice that most tailgaters are in pickups? Usually jacked up with big tires.
At least that's been my experience.
It's George Washington.
I'll have to look that one up. :)
Marry Me Bill
Psssssst.....(I am the real Paul McCartney).
I fell asleep watching the trailer.
It's not just a kid thing...:anon
"Happens to the best of us son. That's why you were born."
Ex-wife and I were walking through a mall many years ago with our 2 little boys in tow.
I was walking a little ways ahead of her and she was...
My father was Welsh and my mother was Hungarian.
Turns out I'm Wel-Hung.
Whew! For a minute there I thought he may be your Dad!!! :eek::D:p
A real Cinderella story!!!
Man, wasn't I a cute baby?:)
Hello? UPS, where's my package???
You think possum poop is bad?
Try having about 4 dozen of these guys all over your yard and driveway.
Almost every damn day!
I have a friend who could run that possum outa Dodge.
Meet Marshal Dillo.
I'm lousy at math, and I'd never figger out 18%.