I pretty much want snow in my bedroom at night.
I feel obligated to tip at least $10 to anyone who has to listen to me drop the hot, boiling, messes I do at gentlemen’s clubs.
I usually get the backhanded compliment of “You kinda have your own thing going on.”
There needs to be a separate check-out line designated for these folks:
People who argue prices
A can of hairspray and a Bic lighter also works.
People have always been a herd of sheep. The shepherds just use smart phones, social media and 24-hour news channels to guide us to predetermined...
I’ve always enjoyed saying his name.
Spiders. Just spiders man.
My uncle was a career Navy man throughout the 40’s-60’s. He had some sketchy tattoos of dice, anchors and naked hula girls. He got em in places...
As a blues player? It’s not even close. While both played a more “rock” slant to blues... SRV’s was much closer to being actual “blues” than...
Yoko freakin’ Ono
I almost got a tattoo once. But I chickened out and am now to spend the rest of my days in total squareness.
But yeah... I’ve noticed it....
I threw a rake at a water moccasin once.
After my first cup of coffee and just before my first crap.
Are these derelicts really that clueless? Or socially inept?
There is something wrong with the jackwagon that leaves his house smelling like a...
Am I the only one completely disgusted by this?
I’m a barber by trade and frequently have customers come into the shop who clearly haven’t bathed...
I’m a barber.
By the time I’m 80yo I’ll be giving everyone the same, extremely short, haircut regardless of what they ask for. Things will work...
Yep. Dallas is already hot as hell with humidity to boot.
Down here we have to watch out for trench-balls. It’s kinda like trench-foot but......
Soylent Green for me!
It’s probably the ghost of someone who fell off the giant ladder trying to reach the only guitars in the store that anyone gives two $hits about.
With my old beater truck I’d just throw the door open on any car parked too close. They probably cared more about their car than I did my truck....
The best way to show your kid that you love em is whip the ass of some other kid’s dad.
There’s a pecking order at little league games that just...
That’s just the ghost of customer service.
It’s rumored that a helpful, knowledgeable, sales clerk met an early demise at a Guitar Center 20...