I'm a lover, not a fighter.
How old are you guys?
Yeah. I give FB all that stuff every time they ask.
I say go for it. Definitely.
This. She could talk the leg off a mule.
I mean that in the nicest way possible.
Dr. Mercola. He's quite the guy!
One drink and leave. Don't be rude, but drink your drink quickly, say goodbye, walk out the door, get in your car, and go down the road....It's a...
One of my regular jobs is P&W. I categorize every P&W song as either "U2" or "Dave Matthews." I actually programmed a U2 setting on my Eventide...
It's true. No one on TGP voluntarily watches TV. Most guys here don't even own a TV.
Sometimes their wives make then watch movies on the...
See? This is exactly what I'm talking about.
I need everyone here to try a little harder to be funny....Let's go people.
imma gut a COW ON YER LAWN!
BTW, the whole "Nurk" as a verb thing? Played out....
Buncha father rapers....
Here's a big ****ing plate of bryndzové halušky. Rub that **** in your beard and tell me how your night goes.
Anycigs27 is Harold Ramis' and my god-forsaken love child.
Pro-tip: Make sure you sign the "No Contact" waiver when you give up a kid like that.
You grab the horns, you get the whole bull.
If you know what I mean.
I mean an@l sex.
**** him. I don't miss him for a minute. He can rot for all I care.
I got a weed whacker...out of YOUR SHED!
Play more. **** with your gear less.
I'm just checking in.
As promised in AnyCigs27 wtf will I do for 4 days thread, I'm using this week to practice... and me and my girls are going...
Pretty much every post is about me in one way or another. You're all like fish who fail to notice the water. You're swimming in Nurk.
Hey. I've been gone for awhile. I'm glad to see this issue got settled in my absence. Good Work, TGP!