That's a bunch of cockamamie bullsh!t.
I mow our front yard and the fenced in part of the back yard with a self propelled mower and everything else with a rider. I mow about 3 acres a...
Thank the dog they 'almost didn't detect it'. Would've had to dock them for napping on the job.
Yes I do, knowing it's not proper English.
It's obvious a lot of use guys ain't from Philly Pa.
I must have been living under a rock at the time. I saw them on the Back In Black tour in Philly, when they hit the stage I was like who is this...
Up to $5900.00, I'm gonna jump on it when it gets near 10k.
Do dramas fall under the 'others' option?
Funeral For a Friend.
I cannot tell you the agg it caused us in the beginning. We would have to let the officials in to see that there was nothing going on that she...
We had a bat sh!t bananas neighbor across the street from us years ago who called the police, child services, code enforcement, animal control and...
Clint Eastwood is a hell of a piano player.
I seem to remember seeing Mr.T play with Jimmy Page And the Beach Boys at a July 4th free concert in...
You don't know sh!t from Shinola!
Oh Heavens to Betsy, me too.
It's been like three hours since i had a cookie, and I'm already climbing the walls and have the shakes.
I vote there's plenty of living Martians right here on Tgp.
Rambo - Last Dud
Don't get humble on us now!
Things were better before
..you came along!
Your sperm donor dad.
Dear sniveling Danielle,
Will you ever stop whining about what I didn't do for you?
Ffs. I made at least three child support payments to your hot...
That was my initial thought.
Is there an app I can get for Windows 10 that will enable me to do that?
There's a country song in there somewhere.
To think some ghost would use my back yard as their toilet is just too harrowing to even contemplate.
I saw that Boney!