Just like I hate Fenders. Just like I can't stand the snow. Just like my hand-me-down truck that I miss so much, even with no stereo. And just like ****ing with a condom on, though I've got no ****ing disease. Like getting tested for a brand new girl who just turns around and leaves. Like full-time school, a part time job, A niece I never see. Like headwinds. Girls with boyfriends. No money for no TV. Like that headstone with my name engraved from a generation passed. Like being twenty-three on Thursday. Like growing up too ******* fast. Like a cell phone full of numbers Not one soul I want to call. Like half-read books read by well-read eyes that pretend to have read them all. Like following a dream that cripples you with debt. Like laughing at a joke that hasn't caught up with you yet. Because I once knew why in those Kris Kross days. Spin the bottle and she moves in mysterious ways. Like a stupor. A Winnie Cooper. But now nothing makes sense to me. Patiently awaiting blues snobs to get mad about the thread title.