As a graduate of the Men are from Mars Women are from Venus Academy, majoring in "there ain't no way I'm gonna win this argument," I respectfully offer my 5 best rules for marital bliss: 1. Don't fight. Women love to fight. It's their way of flexing their feminine muscles. Always apologize, it's no sweat off your brow. And follow it up with that you are just want to know what movie she wants to see Sat. Night, and where she wants to eat. Save fighting with your friends about music or sports. 2. Let them be right about everything even when they couldn't be more wrong. They need to be right as much as they need to breathe oxygen. Makes them feel good, smart, confident. If they're wrong and you come up with something better, give them the credit. 3. Be chivalrous. Make sure they get what they need. Refresh their drinks, make sure they're comfortable, come to their rescue. There is a reason why firemen are the subject of calendars and not software programmers. 4. Don't be lazy. There is no more of a turnoff then for a wife to see her husband on the couch watching reruns of "Married with Children." If you're outside with a shovel and your shirt off, your wife is probably planning something for you later that evening. 5. Talk, make conversation. Ask probing questions. Women need words, can't survive without them. Make **** up. Have no dead space. Silence drives women to commit murder.