A "DSP chip" is just a calculator.

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    Jack DeVille

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    As the thread title states/suggests.

    Have fun.
     
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    HeavyCream

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    Not a calculator, a computer :dunno
     
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    ...and the answer is 42
     
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    Is this going to be a thread where people explain DSP chips to Jack?
     
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    If a DSP is a calculator, and a calculator is an adding machine, and an adding machine is an abacus, then, by the transitive property, a DSP is made of wood.
     
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    ... and if it's made out of wood, then it floats, and if it floats, then it weighs the same as a duck, and if it weighs the same as a duck, then it's a witch!
     
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    Whatever s DSP chip is, it sucks.
     
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    A computer is just a calculator. Carry on...
     
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    Time to mention Turing completeness. A discussion on the future viability of DSP chips would be interesting. Low latency GPU compute is possible option though.
     
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    For some reason, the first thing that came to mind as I opened this thread was one word:

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    Since the human brain is itself an immensely powerful calculator, perhaps someday an exceptionally mathematically gifted person will harness that latent power to make weird noises — using only their mouth. What a transformational moment that will be.
     
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