And the bartender says, "What'll it be today, sir"? Guitarist: "Um, I'll have the Timmy, please." Bartender: "Really? Isn't PaulC down to like a 4 month waiting list. You don't want that pedal." Guitarist: "Ah, okay. How about the new Klon then?" Bartender: "Ha! Rumor has it that thing is going to be sold at Guitar Center, meaning that it certainly won't be considered 'boutique' anymore." Guitarist: "Really?! Well, then I guess it'll have to be the KOT." Bartender: "Please. That thing is only on a 17-month waiting list, and costs like $235, which is nothing." Guitarist: "Fine then, what would you suggest I have today." Bartender: "Its name is TBD, but word on the street is that the pedal is considered to be the 'holy grail' of overdrives. That it's so amp-like you'll never use your amp again. It's $1,200, has a 3-year waiting list, and can't even be purchased online." Guitarist: "I'll take it! Wait till the boys on TGP hear this!"