A guitarist walks into a bar...

Discussion in 'Effects, Pedals, Strings & Things' started by UrbanHymns, Jan 21, 2012.

  1. UrbanHymns

    UrbanHymns Supporting Member

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    And the bartender says, "What'll it be today, sir"?

    Guitarist: "Um, I'll have the Timmy, please."

    Bartender: "Really? Isn't PaulC down to like a 4 month waiting list. You don't want that pedal."

    Guitarist: "Ah, okay. How about the new Klon then?"

    Bartender: "Ha! Rumor has it that thing is going to be sold at Guitar Center, meaning that it certainly won't be considered 'boutique' anymore."

    Guitarist: "Really?! Well, then I guess it'll have to be the KOT."

    Bartender: "Please. That thing is only on a 17-month waiting list, and costs like $235, which is nothing."

    Guitarist: "Fine then, what would you suggest I have today."

    Bartender: "Its name is TBD, but word on the street is that the pedal is considered to be the 'holy grail' of overdrives. That it's so amp-like you'll never use your amp again. It's $1,200, has a 3-year waiting list, and can't even be purchased online."

    Guitarist: "I'll take it! Wait till the boys on TGP hear this!"
     
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  2. vintage66

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    I don't get it. But is that for real because I want one.
     
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    I heard of that pedal.Suppose to be a clone of a Univox Impersonator.
     
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    completely offensive joke
     
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    I am a bartender and I find this offensive.
    :)
     
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    Take that Pete Cornish!
     
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    just think what that would flip for...???:sarcasm
     
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    I had one, but I had to sell it, because it won't work with red guitars.
     
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    Oh I like what I hear- Can't wait!!! I heard that behringer has a clone and sounds better...
     
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    You must be a hit at parties.
     
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    fix'd
     
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    Katy used the Protools plugin version on this remix..Love it.
     
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    Pfft. Sounds like a danelectro transparent overdrive.
     
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    said pedal also features a specially voiced NOS buffered true-bypass buffer. And jacks on the underside of the pedal so you can cram other pedals on all four sides. It goes from Fender clean to Vox chime to Marshall dirt. And also if you tie it to your member you can increase penis length by up to two inches. So transparent, you cant even tell when it's on.
     
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    True bypass buffer, awesome.
     
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    ROTFLMAO!!!! you cant be serious !!!!!????!!!! LMAO :))
     
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    The earlier version that you couldn't get anywhere sounded way better.
     

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