Add F Hole to Chambered Les Paul DC?

[HoboMan]

Anybody know how large the chambers are on a late 90s Les Paul Standard DC?

I was wondering if it's possible to add an F hole to the top half like on a Hamer Artist.

Pics below:
98 Les Paul Standard DC & Hamer Artist.

 

[bloozetubes]

seriously, dont do that to your LP DC, you're not going to do that are you?

 

[mfitz804]

If you hate the guitar enough to do that to it, just sell it for half its value instead of making it worth half its value.

 

[mj07]

Get the Artist.

 

[cutaway]

i would not do it. for one, it won't change the tone much, and, as has been stated, it'll wreck its value.

just buy another Hamer!

 

[HoboMan]

Yikes!
I was only thinking about it on a boring Sunday morning.

The Artist in the pic was mine but I sold it a couple of months ago.
I currently have another Aritst.

I currently have three Les Paul DCs and thought it would be cool to have one with an F hole.
Not doing any cutting today and I'll probably forget I even thought about it by tomorrow.