Aghhhh.... I just got pulled over...

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by mystixboi, Aug 8, 2019.

  1. mystixboi

    mystixboi Supporting Member

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    Holy cow… I just got pulled over just a few blocks from my house. The officer asked me if I had a police record.

    I don’t think that “Synchronicity ” was the answer he was looking for... Happy Thursday everyone!
     
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  2. nmiller

    nmiller Drowning in lap steels Gold Supporting Member

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    Remember when this used to be a guitar forum?
     
  3. bluesoul

    bluesoul Gold Supporting Member

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    :rimshot
     
  4. mystixboi

    mystixboi Supporting Member

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    Guitarworks Member

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    Hey-ohhhhh!
     
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    Big McLargehuge Member

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    I used to tell dad jokes.










    Sometimes he even laughed.
     
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    macmax77 Supporting Member

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  8. Jerrod

    Jerrod Silver Supporting Member

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    At least post in The Pub or The Sound Hound Lounge. Sheesh.
     
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  9. Drak

    Drak Supporting Member

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    YOU DID NOT SAY THAT TO HIM!
    :rotflmao:rotflmao:rotflmao
     
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    No_Stairway Supporting Member

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    You were profiled, he was probably a Kemper guy
     
  11. VintagePlayerStrat

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    I still dunno what the hell a Kemper is. haha.

    Anyway, I gotta remember that one. Police record, hehe.
     
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    There was this local band called The Beat Officers...
     
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    They were probably doing a sting...
     
  14. s2y

    s2y Member

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    I'm not exaggerating. I was in a gun shop last year. Someone was having trouble shooting their .38 Special pistol. I told him to hold on loosely, but don't let go. If you cling too tightly, you're gonna lose control.

    Nobody had any idea what I was talking about. I was laughing so hard I almost peed my pants.
     
  15. Ejphotos

    Ejphotos Supporting Member

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    Should have sent out an SOS
     
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    Are you Tom Pritchard?
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  17. Benderp

    Benderp Supporting Member

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    No, I am his dad
     
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    Shoulda sent him a message in a bottle...up his ass.
     
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  20. Gclef

    Gclef Member

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    A ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar. He sits down and calls out to the bartender:

    Bartender! Get me a beer.

    The bartender replies: sorry, we dont serve food here......

    Did I win the dad joke award?
     
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