So, I've started watching this cooking show on PBS, and now I simply don't know how to be happy anymore. Here's this gal in New Zealand, which appears to me to be the most beautiful place on earth, going out to the lake and catching fish, chopping fresh veggies from her garden, and cooking them up in a homey little cabin. I watch this, and I feel like I've made all the wrong decisions in life. I mean...I sit in an office all day and read words, then I interpret those words and write moar words so that other people have to do more work so I can write words to provide evidence that we're doing all the right words. Why did I do this? Why didn't I move to New Zealand, grow a garden, go fishing, and make awesome food?