Announcement! J Backlund has increased the fictitious prices on all.....

[John Backlund]

non-existent JBD concept models for 2009.

However! all is not doom and gloom, 2008 and earlier non-existent designs will remain at the previous fictitious prices.

Thank you for your understanding in this matter.
John Backlund.

 

[benjammin420]

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[Carbohydrates]

Do you realize what you're doing to my air guitar budget? Ugh.

 

[John Backlund]

Do you realize what you're doing to my air guitar budget? Ugh.

Sorry to pop your balloon like that, maybe you can get by with a used air guitar till things settle down a bit?

I might even not be able to 'not make them' in the U.S anymore, and in the future 'not make them' in Korea instead to help keep my fictitious prices down.

 

[John Backlund]

I wonder if anyone's reliced an air guitar?

 

[Brock]

Pretty soon you'll all except the price increase. I think I'll put my on eBay and buy a house. I have an early serial number one.

 

[Guitar Dave T]

Bloody bastards.

 

[73171]

John Backlund:
"I wonder if anyone's reliced an air guitar?"





Thanks..that's one of the funniest posts I've seen on this Forum!

 

[Grenville]

I wonder if anyone's reliced an air guitar?

You mean... so it looks like used air?

 

[Notverysuttle]

That's it; I'm only buying used non-existent JBD concept models from now on. Sticking it to the man before he sticks it to me.

 

[Steve Dallas]

Hey, didn't I see one of your ads in Guitar Player last month? If so, could you be so kind as to tell me why you would buy a full pager in GP? What type of service do you offer exactly?

 

[slipbeer]

How much NOS stock are you not sitting on these days?

 

[NotWesYet]

Well, I am stopping payment on the non-existent check I sent you!

 

[John Backlund]

Hey, didn't I see one of your ads in Guitar Player last month? If so, could you be so kind as to tell me why you would buy a full pager in GP? What type of service do you offer exactly?

Seriously? Ok!

I didn't buy an ad in GP (though I made the ad itself), Bennett-Maxfield Music did. They use my name. They did it to advertise the five models of my design that they are building, which are the ones illustrated in the ad.

I offer zero 'services' to anyone. I'm the clown sitting out in Podunk who draws stuff for himself that some others kinda liked and have decided to build stuff based on those 'drawings'.

The five guitar models that Bennett-Maxfield Music is making are NOT the ficticiously-priced, non-existant instruments I have raised the prices of.

 

[John Backlund]

Well, I am stopping payment on the non-existent check I sent you!

You'll be hearing from my 'air-lawyers'.

 

[John Backlund]

How much NOS stock are you not sitting on these days?

Unfortunately, I have a blimp full of air-guitars just floating there next to the carport.

Here's a couple of illustrations of several of the surplus models.......

The JBD 'Phantom'.......













and the JBD 'Invisa'.......














Nice eh?

 

[openbar]

Oh that settles it, for that kind of money I'll go with a yet-to-be-announced model from Suhr.

 

[John Backlund]

Oh that settles it, for that kind of money I'll go with a yet-to-be-announced model from Suhr.

Ok, but be warned, it's a lot riskier to go for a yet-to-be-announced guitar than the already not built and in-stock non-existant ones like I have.

 

[highrise]

This sucks. Now I'm gonna have to get another fictitious job to afford all this! My first fictitious job takes up all my time already.

I won't have any time for air-guitar...

 

[RL in Fla]

I'll be ordering 2 of 'em the next time my Vaporware© stock splits .