Ikea sells a piece of furniture so difficult to assemble it's called the 'Divorcemaker' I can identify with this. I've put together some serious finger-smashers in my time, including a large corner/desk/computer-hutch module with about a hundred little shelves and doors. We moved three times, and I dis-assembled and re-assembled it each time, until finally all the little wooden pegs had been broken or lost and the particle board had split open in several different places. Thankfully, my wife and I have mostly moved on from Ikea's concoctions, but recently she wanted to buy a cheap coffee table there, so we did. I figured, "It's just a little coffee table, how hard could it be?" I swear to god, whoever designs these things is a serious masochist.