Black Helicopter problem...

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  1. Okra

    Okra Member

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    There are three unmarked black helicopters that fly around in formation over my community. I suspect only the most sinister of explanations.
     
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    sixstringfuel Professionally trained swine Silver Supporting Member

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    Bigfoot got tired of walking all the time.
     
  3. Okra

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    Are you saying bigfoot was actually three pilots in a monkey suit? Interesting.
     
  4. sundog964

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    They will all have tail numbers. And you can look them up online. Problem solved.
     
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    Minions.
     
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  6. Suave Eddie

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    Ask your doctor if lobotomy is for you.
    Do they hover over your house and follow you when you drive?
     
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    Sorry. I’ll tell my crew to fly around your neighborhood in the future.
     
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  8. sixstringfuel

    sixstringfuel Professionally trained swine Silver Supporting Member

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    There has always been more than one Bigfoot.
     
  9. Okra

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    I am not certain these do; I live near a secure government facility.
    Besides, the best glass I have is Leupold and I am not certain I wish to point in their direction. Two of the choppers have some sort of pods attached to their landing skids.
     
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  10. Okra

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    They are not after me because I am pure.
     
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  11. Bolt VanderHuge

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    Pfft. Your logic is no match for our Kermit-The-Frog-wild-arm-waving conspiracies. :rolleyes:
     
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  12. Bolt VanderHuge

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    They will haul you into a lab, and this will be the result:

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    Ask your doctor if lobotomy is for you.
    That's not what they tell me.
     
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    Now I'm hungry

    :drool
     
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  15. Okra

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    Anything but the breading!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Water-boarded in egg; rolled in cracker meal - the humility alone will break ya'
     
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    What if the helicopters were white? Would you still feel the same way?
     
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    marktweedy In Transit® Gold Supporting Member

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    Perhaps they are delivering free fruits and vegetables?
     
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    Are they accompanied by a flying disc or triangle with lights on it?
     
  19. Okra

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    Then I would expect it to be a medical mission and would become very concerned about my health
     
  20. Okra

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    No, but I don't live near Devil's Tower
     
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