Reading about Amy Schumer and the "plus" size story today I was wondering how clothing sizes can be renamed in an effort to not offend or hurt anyone's feelings. ( tongue in cheek kinda or not ) Let's look at what we have Small - are you saying I'm insignificant, petty ? Medium - I'm just average ? I communicate with spirits ? What are you saying ? Large - Just say it you think I'm fat X- Large - I'm beyond fat ? etc etc In all honesty I consider myself to be average or maybe a little smaller than average and yet I wear X-large shirts. I'm nowhere near X-large what the heck, I'm 5'11" at best. Since it's time to rename sizes to not offend anyone, how do we do it ? Small becomes .......what ? This is your assignment for today. Good luck. There will be no grades given for your efforts..........I think you know why.