Discussion in 'The Pub' started by Aaron Robinson, Jun 17, 2019.
Man, I'd be livid...talk about conspiracies - it's a plot I tell ya!!!
Haha, quite poetic that Dante. "Virgil, its my day off".
What's really funny is "they" think nobody knows and "they" are so clever but Teh Squatch knows and "we" are watching!
Where is the best place to get a warm blanket? The ones at Walmarts always have that "Scent Of A Homeless Woman"
One time, at Popeyes chicken, I ordered a family size spicy tenders and 2 large red beans -n- rice..
They told me in the drive thru, "It's gonna take 12 minutes to fry the tenders. Please pull out front and we'll bring your order out when it's ready."
I immediately get hot under the collar because I know they're going to foul this up.
15 minutes later, I'm about to go in and demand my money back.. some teenage girl comes bouncing out to the truck with a big ol bag of food.
"Ok, here's your 2 fried chickens."
I'm like, "What? I didn't order 2 fried chickens!"
I tell her I ordered a family size spicy tenders and 2 large red beans -n- rice..
She goes, "Oh, I'm sorry. I'll go get your order."
I try to stop her and give her back the big ol bag with 2 fried chickens and she tells me they cannot take any food back into the store - just keep it.
So I get home with a family size spicy tenders and 2 large red beans -n- rice.. and 2 fried chickens, and my wife goes, "What the hell?"
I tell her the story, and how the 2 fried chickens were free. I tell her I figure I'll just de-bone those 2 fried chickens and feed the meat to our dogs.
Don't ever feed your dogs Popeyes chicken.
Popeys spicy chicken strips are the best!
It was more of a joke than anything else.
I figure she got a 20% commission on the deal.
Somebody will always pay for free food, somebody
If you have not tried KFC's Nashville chicken strips you are missing out (Don't give it to the dog)
Any relation to Milton William Cooper?
So the reason your car need two different sizes of wiper blades is so you have to buy two different packages of them and pay two different prices and wait in line two different times because the first store that you stopped in (Auto-Berry) didn't have the second blade
It's just like the hotdog crisis. You get a 12 pack of hot dogs but a 16 pack of buns. Now who's bright idea was this? Now you have 4 left over buns and so you have to buy another pack of hot dogs and buns and you never get them to match up until 1,440 which just isn't right!
Definitely a Pub band name contender.
There was a conspiracy here on the Kerrville city council to shut down the one KFC in this town.
I'm still tryna get to the bottom of it.
The walrus was Paul.
that in itself isn't all that problematic, to me anyway: circular arguments are very often logically valid.
Or was he Faul?
The Circular Validity Logic Project sounds like a great band name!
You've already got too many of each unless you live on Coney Island.
Most conspiracy theories are complete BS and only believed in by cranks. However, one that affects all of us on TGP directly is the conspiracy between guitar companies to make us believe that tone is affected by the wood in a solid-body guitar, when any rational person knows that nothing counts but the pickups.