I thought it would be hilarious to get one of those "western union" Nigerian scammer pickup guys over, then lead him at gunpoint to the basement where hired hands "Zed and the gimp" would make an interesting movie with him before turning him loose. I figure that after maybe 3 of those encounters nationwide and we would never hear from Nigerians again.
Felt a little bad because they guy seemed sad to let the guitar go, but he really needed the cash right now to pay bills.... "sometimes you eat the bar, sometimes the bar eats you".